I ban SC for banning his superior.

I ban the Noobanners that think banning a superior is bad. That's the only way to learn. That, and whacking the person with a tree branch.

I ban Davy for I just whacked him and he didnt realize it.

I ban SC because his mood is a "jar of dirt", how can you be in a jar of dirt mood?

I ban Awesome for being awesome.

I ban 23 for thinking Awesome is awesome.

I ban CST because I am, and I can back it up.

I ban all of you for almost finishing this game in about a week.

I ban Stealth for not joining us enough to have left his mark on this piece of ban history! (Cause, y'know, we don't have ENOUGH Ban history nobody looks up)

I ban Crest for I have.

I ban Stealth for denying my statement.

I ban Crest for becoming the ban historian.

I ban Skip for now studying the ancient ban games of the past.. You would be wise to learn from them young grasshoppa.

I ban Julie beacause grasshoppers live only a few months.

How young do you really young do you think I am?

I ban Jewels because the old bans weren't super good either.