I ban MA for being a slow learner.

I ban Tiberius because I answered my own question so it doesn't count. Example:

MA: "Do you know why I want to ban you, Tiberius?"

Tiberius: "why?"

MA: " Because I want to!!"

I ban MA because if that were truly me in that example,

1. I would have used proper capitalization.

2. There should be a captain in there somewhere.

I BaN TiBeRiuS FiReSKuLL FoR iNSiSTiNG oN PRoPeR CaPiTaLiZaTioN!

I ban MA because I must leave due to this hideous capitalization.

I ban you a goodnight!

I ban Tiberius!

Until next time, my friend.

I ban Andy for being absent fo so many Bans! :P

I ban Kriss for bothering to capitalize andy's name when andy himself was too lazy to do it.

I ban MA for making sure the noobanners know their place.

I ban Tib to claim my own place in a pineapple at the top of a mountain.

I ban Dead for not knocking that pineapple to the bottom of the sea.

I ban Crest as I haven't done so in years!

I ban Sven for mentioning years. That's just mean.

I ban Crest for the years of tears with fears up in heres yo.

I ban Dead for not releasing the doves.