I ban TSC for wondering.

I ban Nate because I know he's been doing the same

I ban Crest for knowing so many things...

I ban Nate because epicness just makes you that way

I ban Crest for not being as epic as she thinks she is...

I ban Nate for insulting my epicness.

I ban Crest for calling me on that.

I ban Nate because I must now challenge you to a duel for the honor of my epicness! En Garde!

I ban Crest cause I take fencing. Bring it on. :degen:

I ban Nate for I am a karate champ. Forget the sword, give me a bo or sai!

I ban Crest cause I am a black belt in Tae Kwan Do AND Karate. Try me.

I ban Nate for continually topping me....

I ban Crest because I am now the most epic of them all. Thank you, thank you. Bask in my power.

I ban Nate because he stil doesn't reach the power of a ban master.

I ban Crest because I have more power as a banner than anybody does.