I ban that lousy joke.

I ban that lousy banner who doesn't appreciate an educated joke.

I ban any joke with something smart in it.

I ban Nate for not appreciating education in a fun way

I ban Crest because when was education fun?

I ban Nate for not getting educated, but getting schooled.

I ban TSC for burning.

I ban Crest for "Oh, Snap"ing.

I ban fire.

I ban TSC for calling me on that. Do you have supersonic hearing?

I ban Nate for banning Kat Five when she's not even here.

I ban Crest because I am everywhere.

I ban Crest and TSC for picking on me. I just want one day where someone won't pick on me!

I ban Nate because we're not trying to pick on you. It's just the ban game mate. sorry....

I ban Nate for "Whaaa Whaaa!! The Ban Masters are picking me like a booger."

Was that necessary? :(