Granted, but you are arrested for cannabilism.

I wish for a magic wand.

Granted, but you accidentally turn your dancing cat into a spider and kill it.

I wish that people didn't assume I was a squirrel because of my name... ;)

Granted, but the wish council decides it's your fault and revokes it.

I wish for juice.

Granted, here's your battery juice.

I wish for another forum-goer to join in the madness.

Granted, but it is only my second account, copying my every word.

I wish for a watch.

Granted, you're on watch duty for tonight, congratulations.

I wish for a piggy bank that doesn't like politics.

(I meant a wrist watch)

Granted, but it falls off your table and is eaten by a giant cat.

I wish for pants.

Granted but they're unlikely to be in your size. (-14)

I wish for a flurry of good reputation.

Granted, It's a flurry of MY good reputation.

I wish for a blanket.

Granted, it's an electric one. But you drop a bucket of water on it, and it explodes your eyebrows off. :P

I wish that you can make 6 pirates per account. That's getting my money's worth. :)

Granted.....but once two of them hit level 20 they reset to level 1.


I wish we could own more than 3 ships at a time.

Granted, you can own three and a half.

I wish for milk.

Granted, but...... the people on the Got Milk commercial already drank it.....

I wish for a tooth fairy :o

Granted, but I must warn you he's part of a fairy special forces and unfortunately must leave immediately.

I wish for a higher post count.

Granted, but she beats you over the head with your tooth.

I wish for earbuds.