I ban Sven for wanting to get pigeon poop all over us.

I ban Crestshot because you could all use a little Pigeon Poop around here.

I ban Awesome for offering himself for the pigeon poop delivery.

I ban Crestshot for not knowing that is the Pigeons job.

I ban Awesome for lying to me about his true identity of non-pigeon this entire time.

I ban Crestshot for missing all the obvious signs that I am in fact a Aegyptiacus Rex. Duh.

I ban Awesome for using big scientific-sounding words. I'm a lowly pirate, mate.

I ban Crest because the biggest word I know is smiles since there's a mile between each s.

I ban Dead for almost making that sound like I can use it as a pick up line.

I ban Crest because I should probably save that as a possible pick up line myself.

I ban Dead for starting to think of pickup lines.

I ban Crestshot for communicating with someone who's pirate name rhymes with drooliana.

I ban Sven for not branching out his forms of communication to a tree the size of Yggdrasil.

I ban Crestshot because I am the Nidhogg to your Yggdrasil.

I ban MA just because he's the last to make a ban. :P