Granted, but they're another one of my broken pairs.

I wish for this thread to end.

Granted, but I restart it.

I wish for hair.

Granted, but since you didn't specify where I guess you should get used to your hairy kidneys.

I wish for a defunctional time machine.

Granted, but I fix it.

I wish for a pillow.

Granted.....but it has nails in it.

I wish for a short Monday.......

Granted, but Tuesday is eternal.

I wish for food.

Granted, but I'm afraid it's so salty that you'll die of thirst once you eat it.

I wish for more wisdom.

Granted, but that wisdom is that you will never get wisdom again.

I wish for feet. (BTW I started a new thread of this)

Closing the thread - new thread can be found HERE.