I must skiperdoo Skiperdoo to ban Davy_ for that horrible, foolish ban... I shall not go into further detail.

I ban Davy because it was better than your ban.

I ban MA because it was actually a very rare exception.

I ban the two Misters for still trying to insist my bans are worse than everyone's here... its always fun to watch a few Noobanners try to prove the impossible.

I ban Davy because if that's true, then why do you always play along with us?

I ban Skiperdoo because it is fun to lead you to what you think is victory and then destroy you.

I ban Davy for always using empty threats whenever he knows he has nothing clever to say.

I ban Skiperdoo for thinking these threats are empty. They are quite full... unlike my rum bottle, which you should be filling for me. Unless you want one of those full threats.

I ban Davy because those are... were my bottles.

Your bottles are fu... empty now.

I skip ban Skip to ban Davy for making an empty threat by threating us with a full threat.

I ban Skiperdoo for trying to avoid the task he has at hand. Silly Noobanner!

I also ban you all because I beat you to the new thread... the mods need to approve it first.

I ban Davy because the mods practically disprove of 94.1% of everything you do.

I ban Skiperdoo for making up random percentages AND random arguments. A horrible debater that would make ye.

I ban Davy for confusing debate with lecture.

I ban Skip for letting his defenses down! I thought you were prepared!