I ban Kriss for the noobanner ban.

I also ban all of the ban masters who have posted in this thread, old and new, because

I ban Tiberius Fireskull because they all owe me money.

I ban MA because most of us owe each other sandwiches.

I ban Tiberius because we should all band together to force the Noobanners to make us Sandwiches.

I ban MA because he probably owes me several sandwiches.

I ban Tib because I prefer my sandwiches to be cooked over the flames of a volcano with a side of tropical orange juice delivered from the antarctic.

I ban Deadpool for liking his sandwiches well done and his drinks ice cold.

I ban Tiberius because I like my Bans well done and ice cold.

I ban MA because the people I ban end up well done and ice cold.

I ban Tiberius because the next Ban Thread is going to be Awesome.

I ban MA for implying that not all Ban Threads are awesome.

I ban Tiberius for always going on and on and on about capitalization, but not noticing the capitalized 'A' in my above post.

I ban MA because some words aren't worth being capitalized.

I ban tiberius fireskull.

I ban ma because it seems that my name is still worth spelling out.