I ban PJ because it wasn't exotic, it was exasperated. And I ban you for acknowledging you have to edit.

I ban Crest for how did you know I was coming?

I ban PJ because I am psychic. It comes with the awesome package.

I ban Crest for how much is it is it in pounds too?

I ban PJ because it was a limited time offer for the year I was born only. Sorry!

I ban Crest for I'm going to do something constructive for once.

I ban PJ for building a bridge or a tower.

I ban Crest for I already made that I'm going to build a big palace!

I ban PJ for building me a palace. Aw, mate, you shouldn't have!

I ban Crest for there you go here are the keys! *hands Crest the palace keys*

I ban PJ for building a palace in under 5 minutes. I smell a fish...

I ban Crest I'm The Queen's land owner :D

I ban PJ because I'm not stupid enough to go there. Her equivalent of the secret service will get me.

I ban Crest for it's either The Army or SAS, SAS is the elite people

I ban PJ for educating me on English armed forces.