I ban DF for disappointing The Masters.

I ban TSC, because even though he says that I am a disappointment, he thinks I am cool deep down.

I ban DF for rambling. Now shut up and make me a sandwich!

I ban the Ban Master himself for finally finding a decent internet connection.

I ban Crest because we need a new master and we need to upgrade Jules to Legend.

I ban TSC. You only talk to The Monster that way! Now how about YOU shut up and give me some fried chicken!

I ban DF for his slow ban skills and for editing himself.

I ban TSC, for he has no evidence.