A pirates character beats a pirates status.. any day of the week.

A pirates developer beats a pirate character.

Computer Virus beats a pirate developer

(I was going to say "Working for D beats a developer... LOL get it? Nothing gets developed? LOL :D But then again that really isn't true - they just aren't developing what we want...)

Chicken Noodle Soup beats a computer virus

It would've saved mine, but I was too late and it got a really bad fever. I actually saw smoke coming from it, then it died...

a hungry village beats that

dragon beats a hungry village

perseus jackson beats that (hehehe)

Octomous prim beats perseus jackson

that was my joke too.


Robocop beats Prime

robo-osama beats robocop :D

John Mclane (Die Hard) beats That.

living beats dying hard

Living Dead beats living

But who beats John Mclane?

i do :D
silver shot beats living dead

steel shot beats silver in amount of damage in pvp

Cannon shots beat Steel shots.

ramming speed on sailing beats cannon

Fire beats boat

Water beats Fire.

on the list of geological forces ice beats water for having a entire planet change along with the things that live on it


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fire beats ice

if water beats fire and ice is stronger that water fire does not beat ice look at the post above me and what TSC said

Water Beats Fire. Score now 2-0

Sun dries water no matter how much it is...

Giant glass ball surrounding the earth beats the sun.

ice/water are the same thing.. H20 just different temperatures... ummmm
Glass ball..... would probably magnify the suns rays.... ummmm

Anyhow, this is easily scaled back some :)


Sledgehammer beats giant glass ball ;)

Blisters in hand Beat Sledgehammer.

Apollo beats blisters in hand (god of healing :D )

Rocky beats Apollo. (can't remember which Rocky film was that on)

bouldery beats rocky :D

Masonry beats Bouldery.

piracy beats masonry

Legal Movie and Music Download Beats Piracy.

Dionosus beats that (god of parties :D ) (where am i getting greek names?)

Reality beats all mythical gods.

potco beats reality

POF beats POTCO.

smashed puter beats POF

9- Iron Beats Putter.

asteroid destroys golf course

i meant COMPUTER not putter, so, what beats smashed computer?

New Mac Beats smashed PC.

celestial bronze sword beats that (hehehe more greek)

A Lightsaber Beats that old Greek Sword. (Only one thing beats a lightsaber I bet you can't find what)

clumsy repair droid beats light saber

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Rust beats droids.

paint beats rust

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Polish beats Paint.

mud beats polish



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Little kids beat mud, think mud pies.

lightning beats little kid (MORE GREEK :D )

Lighting Rod Beats Lightning.

Cup of water beats lightning rods! (They short circuit)

ocean beats cup of water

Factory pollution in the ocean beats ocean waters!:zn3lp2:

Futuristic smog cleaning device beats pollution.

faulty wire beats Futuristic smog cleaning device and rust does too



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Fiber optics beat wiring

Fire beats fiber?
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Water beats fire.

Evaporation beats water!:peopirate07bouncele

Photosynthesis Beats Evaporation.

No flowers beat photosynthesis!

lawn mower beats flowers



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Empty fuel can beats lawn mower!

gasoline shop beats empty fuel can

Empty gas station beats gas staion lol!!!!!

giant wave beats empty gas station (from poseidon, ANOTHER greek god :laughks2:)

HUGE bucket beats giant wave!:mickeypiratezd4:

hole beats huge bucket

Duck tape beats hole!:00001927:

moose tape beats duck tape (i saw it first in the krewes guild chat)

Scissors beat moose tape:psmiley27:

rock beats scissors (:

Paper beats rock!

( this could go on for ever!!!!!!:smiley25:)

Shredder beats paper :)

poseidon beats shredder (shorts out circuts and such, god of seas) (MORE GREEK)

the 2007 movie transformers beats the movie Poseidon




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hermes steals all movies (GREEK god of thievs)



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Zeus beats hermes.

Jesus Christ beats Zeus

Jesus dad (god) beats Jesus Christ. :pirate61:

What beats God!!!!! um.... hm, war of the worlds beats the godfather!



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My awesome pirate beats the godfather.

Please don't tell me you're going to say the Kraken beats my pirate. -_-

nope im not im going to say


Barbossa and jack both beat your pirate


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The kraken beats Barbossa and jack XD

Tia Dalma's Hex beats Kraken......

calypso from the greek myths beats that


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little sand crabs beat calypso






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Dust beats Sand.

Water turns sand into mud......

SWIFFERS beat Dust
TIDE beats Mud

hypoborean boar beats that (a pig from GREEK mythology)

roaster beats hypoborean boar






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prometheus (a greek titan :D ) who gave people fire beats that (because he could take fire back)

Neptune god of the sea beats prometheus



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Calypso beats Neptune

Were back to little crabs again :psmiley27:

little crabs beat Calypso




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Pistols beat little crabs!