....why should a Mod close this thread....? They shouldn't. Only 600 posts.

Granted, I won't mess up your wish. But when you get that wish, you regret it. See what I did there? Ooooh.

I wish for a new computer that can never crash or get a virus.

granted but its in Antarctica bigger then the mall of america and you can't turn it on

i wish you all would come to the veterans day event (grant don't corrupt this one)
i wish for peace on eearth. (corrupt this one)

to your first one. Granted, but everyone that shows up has to go AFK through the whole event.

to the second. Granted, but you are on a different planet which is war torn, so the peace on earth is of no good to you.

I wish for some good, nonpoisoned, food that is edible to me.

Ok But Then The Food is actually leather!!! got u back


I Wish that the Froums would let me log on ( seriously!!! )

I wish that this wish couldnt be corrupted!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're allowed only one wish...

You log on the forums, but then the forums get a hiccup and you crash.

I wish for a Legendary Cursed Blade

Granted, but it is through your head, killing you instantly.

I wish for TEH UB3R L337 HAXORZ.

ranted those letters and numbers show up harm you and reck the place

i wish for a crude bayonet

granted but it has no barrel

i wish for snow ( it has already been snowing here err... icing ) - crosses fingers -

It snows gunpowder. Someone lights a cigar, and... BOOM! You all die.

I wish for something to asplode.

Ok But Your the thing that does

I wish this wish couldnt be corrupted!

It can't be, but in order to it must be corrupted several thousand times first.

I wish for BOOM, HEADSHOT!... On the person who posts below me.

Ok but the HEADSHOT bounces back & hits u in the heart.

I WISH THIS WISH COULDNT BE CORUPPTED

It isnt but yer head is ROTFL

I wish for meh cousin to be nicer to me lol

Granted, but you never see him/her again.

I wish for cookies that aren't poisoned, dirtied, or imperfected in anyway.

granted but u get scorpoions iinstead




i wish for a bottle of rum filled

Ever heard of bottomless drinks?

I wish for food.

ok but the food is rly bat um nvm about that eat r chocolatte..... lol

i wish that my guild would be suckish

Granted, but it's made of vampires. -corny drum trick-

I wish that my typing was faster than everybody elses'!

Granted, so while you are typing, your computer can't process it all, and it goes kaboom.

I wish that... sure.

Granted, so the word Sure comes out from nowhere and lands on your head.

"Well, when you leave it that open."

I wish Davy would lose the game.

i LOVE a guild like that & i typoed it was LESS suckish so ya u corrupted yourself lol

I ban Davy for typos cancel out wishes. So I have the right to hit you with the wish-stick. Wish-stick Smash!

I wish Davest would lose the game.

ok but Daves Fire skull wont be too happy & he kills you.
for making him lose

i wish potco would bring back coin flip

Granted, but it's bugged and worse then before, and everyone runs up to you and starts doing coin flip and taking pictures until you lag out. (Yes LAG out not LOG out)

I wish Disney would put the clothes on Live already...

ok but they make ALL your prates Delete & the Permenatley ban your account even tho ur paying for unlimted
i wish that coin flip would return & they added personal space back

Granted, you have your precious coin flip, but whenever you use it you have to do 2000 push ups in real life, no breaks.

I wish that i didn't forget to make a wish.

Granted, you die.

I wish that I had all the legendary weapons, and I would not get banned, lose/trash/sell the legendary weapons or any variation of those, or have my pirate deleted.

Granted, but you lose unlimed and have to start as a level 1 again.

No wish! Wish Stick Smash!

I wish that this thread would continue in prosperity!

Granted, but another thread is not created.
I wish for socks.

Granted, but it is very much so used!

I wish for a merry christmas!

Granted, but this is your last Christmas before it is canceled forever.
I wish for a bucket of warm, delicious cheese!

Granted, but it's too stinky for your nose to smell, and your nose jumps off your face.

I wish for rum. Rum is good.

Granted, but is poison.

I wish for a huge ship!

Granted, but it is huge from the point of view of a mouse. Enjoy your Light Sloop.

I wish for good, non-poisoned rum.

:icon_psmiley12: its on!!!

Granted, but there is now a new type of acid called "rum" so i give you it.

I wish for new caves filled to the brim with level 50 undead skeletons so i have an enemy that does not fleet before me!

Granted, but since they are filled to the brim, it's impossible to fight them, for there is no room.

I wish for a few thousand gold pieces.

To easy.
granted, but there chocolate.

I wish for caves filled with level 50s, but with enough room so i can move.

Granted, but they're level 50 pirates.

I wish for a SotL.

Granted, but the cannons/gunpowder/sails are replaced with used diapers, and you cant replace them.

I wish you could hike up to the padres volcano without using the glitch.

I CAN replace them?

Granted, but your feet burn up on the sides since it's so hot.

I wish for more famed weapons.

OMG TO EASY!!!

Granted, but there made from rubber.

I wish i could meet everyone on the forums in-game.

Granted, but it's at one place for 3 seconds and then you get banned from POTCO.

I wish for more wishes!

Granted, but i decides what you wish fr and you wish from an anvil that falls on your head!

I wish I discovered a new island.

Granted, but I put a fog of special memory lossy gas thing on the Island and you go to jail.... forgetting you had ever discovered one

Whats your wish?

EPIC WISHING FAIL!!!

I wish nobody would forget to wish. Seriously guys...

ok but they all wish you would leave the forums

i wish wacko jacko would stop PMing me

Granted, but now your PM box can hold a grand total of 1/2 messages. And I never PM you.

I wish that there was an "In Charge" mood.

Ok, But YOu Cant Use It.
I wish Pirates Online Would Stop, & Start From The Beggining The Next Day!!

ok, but you started as a lv -5
I wish they would make a new island

wish granted but every time u land on it u get disconnected

i wish for happiness! Lol

Granted, but only for your friends. You live a dismal life.

I wish for good tasting, non-monster, tax-free, amazingly awesome, good old-fashioned rum.

Impossible. Unless you go to the moon.

I want more syrup cereal.

granted... but the syrup makes it stick to you throat and you might choke if that happens...

Wish granted... you have gotten the world eater blade but it can only be used to cut your bushes.

I wish for a.... rusty cutlass

Wish granted... but every time you wake up you are fired from your job.

I wish for a cool new ship to sail around in with my guild. :dancetl6:

too late!
I wish this wish will be corrupted!

Ok, but you don't get 2 more wishes.
I wish I had a taco.

ok, but the monster has touched it
I wish that this wish isnt a wish but really a design for the dead to eat waffles in a smaller yacht, but realize they are eating pancakes and jump overboard, into lava which freezes into a slushe machine and then they get dizzy and puke and the person who owns the machine has to clean and take them out then they turn into the kraken and eat a toaster, which turns into optimus prime and THEN...................

Ok, but the fact that the person that owns the machine has to clean the puke is unacceptable, and therefore nobody is gonna help you with those designs.
I wish that the seven great banners would descend upon me, teaching me the way of the ban.

POOF! wish granted but they teach you all the ways NOT to ban.

I wish for the monster to be friendly if he isn't already.

...Nothing happens... guess you don't know the monster.

I wish for more people to post on this thread.

Wish granted but instead they all post on a thread about pink rabbits.

I wish for A AWESOME ship to sail on

Ok, but the grading system in the caribbean isn't very important. There's AN AWESOME ship over there, but I'm sure you don't want it.

Make the best games from the 90's come back in new form.

Granted but the graphics look like those of pong.

I wish that I can come up with a better wish

Ok, but you need to try first.

I wish that your avatar would change.

Wish granted but I never change it again - i like my little skull :P -

I wish for a yummy dinner

Ok, but you'll have to wait till dinner to actually have it.

I wish for someone to give me an idea for the Rum2 insignia.

Granted... but i have no idea what it is...

I wish to be awesome

Granted, your awesome but you can never be Mr. Awesome.

I wish for a Burnt Staff.

Granted but it turned to ash....

I wish for a non-burnt staff

Granted but its encased in ice!

I wish the to do to disney world.

No, because you said I Want To Do to and not go to!


I want to have kraken for dinner! MUAHAHA!

:psmiley35: Granted but the kraken eats you.


I wish to own 20 ship of the lines.

Granted! But they all came with a price tag of 200,000 gold and you are throw in debter's prison!

I want to rule Disney World!

granted but you can only sweep the streets

i wish to sweep streets

Granted but the one street you sweep begins and ends in a bottomless pit!

I want a bottomless pool.

Granted, but you'll have to wait for it to fill up before you jump in.

I wish for a magical elephant/hippopotamus to come and destroy all the things haunting my dreams.

Granted... But the magical elephant/hippopotamus turns on you in your dream and becomes a nightmare itself!

I want a friendly pet Rhinoceros.

Granted but you become its horn grinder


I wish for TSC to forget how i hide a fail within a failed fail

Granted, but he just remembered it once you failed.

I wish that Rich would learn how to become a minion!

hmm ok Granted but um.... whats a minion? - plz explain -


I wish someone would be my minion what ever that is

Granted, but that person just died.



I wish Rich wont become a minion. Mostly for Skype.

Wish granted but I become a minion to Stealth.


I wish someone would tell me what a minion is.

Granted, but WJARR's inactive, so it won't matter.

A minion is whoever works for Jack in WJARR. (Wackie Jackie's Army for Rum Replication)

I wish for a robot that can make pencils at will.

Wish granted but its completely useless ha ha


I wish for a giant submarine and NOT a yellow one

Granted, but good luck finding people for it.

I wish for someone to make the greatest picture to ever exist.

Granted but its a two lines going vertical then it turns into the mystery machine and drives off with your crude drawing...

I wish I had a cool weapon

Granted, but I wouldn't try handling a liquid Nitrogen grenade.

I wish for a crowd to hold a mass skydiving contest.

Granted... but they all are lost in a gravity field and are put in space....


I WISH FOR A.... LIQUID NITROGEN grenade....please?

Granted, but you arent invited.


I wish that Rich would go on POTCO and stop pestering me about what I am making.

grantedI am not pestering you i forgot all about that stealthy come on i have to forget it again



I wish for food

Granted, but it got eaten by...someone (ME!)


.Depraw kaeps dluoc hciR hisw I

Hsiw detnarg but it hurts to do that


I wish for a parrot

Granted, but I'm afraid it's gone mad and eats anything it can.

I wish for a document confirming the existence of a good ban by Stealthy.

Granted, but fireskull's parrot eats it.

I wish I had Diseny's annoying weapon.