They cause you to faint suddenly.

:skull:Then you wake up in a meadow...:skull:

A meadow with bunnies.

Create a story where we each say a sentence.
 

they are all rabid.

Then the rabbits attack a random person just meandering through the fields.

A person comes out and says, "See! Killer Bunnies! Nobody believes me when I say this!"

The guy turns out to be the lone Marine from Halo:CE.

I remember that guy!

He then procedes to shoot Susan with his magnum.

Create a story where we each say a sentence.
 

but, this is pirate times, so instead he pulls out a flintlock pistol witch misfires and blows up in his face.

He starts wimpering in a corner.

The corner is realy doors that crush people

The AWOL Marine is crushed to death.

susan sails away on black pearl with a ghost NAMED JOE (DEAD but as ghost)

It's Joe, the idiot, not Joe, the father.

Then joe realizes that he forgot his socks on tormenta.

joe floats away to tormentta and susan does something .....

She watches and laughs as the idiot floats away, and then shoots him with a cannonball.

the cannonball goes through him sadly:skull::skull:

Susan guffaws at his death.

they she relizes he was already a ghost (look last page)

Still, she laughs, and sails her ship to Port Royal.

jack sparrow comes out and says ITS MY SHIP savvy?

She takes off in one of the many dinghys.

she sails back to jack and asks to be part in crew and he says yes and gets a bottle of rum

She drinks it in two seconds flat.

no jack got the rum

susan goes to crew quaters

And finds Will Turner, the eunuch!

davy jones ship comes (repeat the dead man chest)

Jack Sparrow and Susan send over Will to settle his debt.

will goes on davy jones ship

And finds a man who is scared to death.

He is Scared cuz he looks at Will's ugly face lololol

Will slices the man open with his sword.

Then another man slices Will open with a sword of wind

fail will is alive ( we r repeating dead man chest )

Create a story where we each say a sentence.
 

A floatsom throws susan over board because he doesn't like her smell.

Will stands there's and wonders, "I thought this was MY story!"

the dutchman crew laughs

Then Davy Jones throwes WILL over bord on the other side of the ship

the OUT OF NO WHERE OPTIMUS PRIME & THE OTHER AUTOBOTS PULL HIM FROM THE WATER AND SMASH THE DAVY JONES'S CREW AND BUMBLEBEE HAS A ER *AHEM* "LEAK" ON THEM LIKE FROM THE FIRST MOVIE & EVERYONES LIKE WHAT THE???

Create a story where we each say a sentence.
 

that never happens, since this is a PIRATE Story.

then jack sparrow rescues Susan and they go Tortuga where they get married.

suddenly tortuge is on fire

Create a story where we each say a sentence.
 

its because jolly is burning the town!

Then Susan finds herself sleeping in a dinghy, not married to Jack Sparrow, and without food.

Mates, Cap'n Jack marrying anybody is like sayin' that the Earth is flat.

Which it's not.

Davy throws him overboard as well

Davy realizes he's not in the story, so he and his actions disappear.

aye but then again optimus prime is a SOTL LOLOLOLOL SO OPTIMUS & the atubots just kill jolly cuz they blast him to bits THE END LOLOLOLOLOL

...But alas, Jack I comes in riding on the back of Toby the Magical Moderating Sea Turtle, hoists the sign notated "THE END" back into the teaser curtains, and returns the story to it's continual roll until it should reach 1,000 posts.

Then Carribean Thunder posts right after Jack I does.

Thank you Jack I. Davy_, can you please stop trying to hijack this thread? Honestly, its starting to get on my, and most likely some other people's, nerves.

Where were we? Ah yes!

Susan is stuck at sea for seven days and seven nights with no food or water.

then a rum bottle appears in front her ( full or empty?)








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She picks it up, and holds it to her lips, but it is empty.

She then says, "Why's the rum gone?"

As she pulls down her rum bottle, she sees a seagull sitting on the edge of her dingy, which can only mean one thing!

There's a seagull sitting on the edge of her dinghy.

She kills it for meat, but then realizes she has no fresh water!

Lol Jack, nice one....

So she eats it raw, which she regretted 5 minutes later, for she started to soil the side of her dinghy with upchuck.

Well, when you leave it that open...

But she was sooooo hungry, that that upchuck was soon back in her stomach.

Well, when you leave it that open... ;)

So, with her horribly upset stomach being close to spontaneous combustion, she decided to lay down on the dinghy and wait for death.

So then her buddy named Death comes by in his War Sloop, throws her 10,000 gold pieces, and sails away before she can get back on.

I ban quotes.

However, she's in the middle of nowhere, so gold is useless, and so she decides to resort back to her death wait.

Death comes along again, and this time throws her a map, and according to the map, she is on an island, so she looks down, and it turns out there was sand below her the whole time.

She bonks herself on the head for being an idiot, and the bonk gives her a concussion.

She lies in the sand, blood pouring from her head.

And right when she is about to perish, a man comes up to her and says, "Aren't you a sight. You look how I feel mate."

Its Pintell, and his noob friend Riagetti!

Did I spell those guys' names right?

Not Ragetti.

Ragetti then loses his eye.. again..

They shoot susan, and now its there story!!

then pintell & regetti meet harry potter & he kills them with AVAD KEDAVRA lol now its all about harry now harry get hits by a spell that makes him go back in time ( review from the books 1-7 let say what happens ready?? GO!)

Susan doesn't die, for it was but a fake gun, and instead the three become pals.

so susan decides to get married to pintel. :laughks2:

But then she sees how ugly Pintell really is, so she decides the three can just be friends.

then they head to port royal, where they meet gov. swan.

And Governer Swann introduces them to Elizabeth.

And then Susan and Elizabeth start talking about the latest clothes and the hottest guys.

Ragetti and Pintel are dissapointed not to hear their names on the list.

One of the guys that they mention that is absolutely handsome is Davy Fireskull of the Shadow Sorcerors!

davy gets famous

And then loses his rum fortune when he bets too much on a round of poker against Jack Shipsteel.

they both get flushes and share the rum

Until Davy loses another hand and I walk away with the stash.

I also ban Sith for having a Jack Sparrow avvie.

davy wins but he cheated so they rematch

( i had to pick a new avatar it was getting old)

And I win, and shoot Davy through the heart.

Try beating me again.

davy lives and shoots u in the heart --->:xxxk0:

I poof out of the story, because this is all about Susan.

jack goes into the story and gets famous

Jack Sparrow. He finds Susan and offers her a bottle of rum.

a lightning bolt comes towards them and turns back LOL

they where kidding about Davy fireskull, and when he tries to hit on the they both slap him.

Then Susan says, "PWNED," followed by, "The Game."

sudden a shark goes on deck and starts to dance (distracsion) as a death omen come towards them

but then it turns out it was a bunny & optimus prime made it explode which killed everyone in the care uh be an.

shark contines to dance as the death omen gets closer

he gets shot in the face with lightning.

Then an epic battle starts between the crew of the death omen and susan, pintil and raggeti.

turns out jack sparrow and will turner were on it they killed the death omen crew.

(another ship comes ) ( a storm reaper)

They all fight against that. :degen:

a random dutchman crew falls on to the back pearl (dutchman ship is far away)

The Black Pearl sails away only to be attacked

by a rubber ducky