I throw a rum bone off the ship and you dive in the water to get it

ICOTS

Did you refer to me as a 'him'? :psmiley27:

Anyway, I get onto the ship, without you knowing, and while you're driving the ship, I take your sword and switch it with a paper one. You can guess what happens next!

ICOTS.

I do the same back to you...


ICOTS

I hire Pintel and Ragetti to fire a cannon. The cannon ball goes to the moon, knocks a chunk off. The piece of moon falls on your head.

ICOTS

I blow the ship up and rebuild it...

ICOTS

I eat the ship, sure I won't be able to sail it but at least...

ICOTS

After the piece of moon hits her, it makes a big hole in the ship, causing it to sink. I sail over with my new ship. So, obviously,... ICOTS! ;)

I eat the left overs

ICOTS

i get a rowboat

icots

Technically you are Captain Of The Rowboat xD

ICOTS

I blow up james becuase i missed this game so much.
ICOTS

I kindly asK seaking to get of the ship and he leaves and well...

ICOTS

I say ICOTS. Everybody gets cconfused since I didnt give a fancy way of becoming captain. They all jump overboard

ICOTS

I run in circles around you until you die of lack of oxygen.

ICOTS.

I give you an over abundance of oxygen there for making it lethal to be in or around the pure oxygen cloud

ICOTS

I defeat you with your own method and take over the ship.


ICOTS

I throw a rum bone out into the sea. The rest is history.....

ICOTS.

I use my staff to cast 100 Desolation on the ship, eliminating it's mates

ICOTS

I tell you there is great treasure in Ravens cove and it is only found in the night, I make sure your the only off the boat and lure Red spirits to eat you. ICOTS

I bribe the ghosts to eat you as well.

ICOTS

I hide a smoke bomb in your nasty pirate soup. You jump overboard at the taste of sulfur.
ICOTS

I ban Nack because the Sulfer is no match for my Zinc shielding.

ICOTS

You've used the wrong thread for posting bans and lost your position as COTS because of it. (I know.. not very creative xD)

ICOTS!

you lose your position for taking his without good reason
icots

The crew leads a mutiny... but it fails. So I push you over board and a shark happily eats you up.

ICOTS

The shark gets hungrier for human... so he eats the ship.

ICOTS (well... my new one anyway)

However, as you attempt to buy a ship from Darby, you learn that the last SotL was bought out by a -ahem- "Messer Shipsteel." Wonder who he could be?

ICOTS.

But then I decide to buy a War SOTL and you become so furious that your head explodes and leaves a gaping hole in the ship so that it sinks! *catches breath*

That was a mouthful!

Oh yeah! almost forgot..... ICOTS!

Seeing as the ship is sunk, you drown. I put on my scuba diving kit, dive down and become the only captain of a sunken ship.

ICOTS.

You didn't connect my post to Jack's...

ICOTS!

Ah, but the war SOTL is not THE ship. THE ship was sunk, and seeing as you're captain of it...

ICOTS.

But I was referring to THE ship as the final SOTL that was sold to Jack. Since there weren't any SOTLs left, I bought a War SOTL. Because Jack realized I overpowered him, his head exploded in anger. This left his ship with a hole in it and his SOTL sunk, therefore leaving my War SOTL to be used and captained by me.

ICOTS

I throw you overboard during your long speech.

ICOTS.

But you were underwater as the captain of the wrong ship while I explained this to you.

You tried to push me off as you realized your mistake, but I dodge it by stepping to the side. I then grab you and push you over the edge so that you are attacked by the ghost of the dolphin you failed to save using CPR.

ICOTS

I come in, restore everything (Except DP, lol), meaning the ship, and that poor dolphin. Seeing as im the one who restored it, i declare to be captain.

ICOTS ICOTS ICOTS!!!!

I come back from the dead and start spamming. You are overwhelmed and fall overboard.

ICOTS.

I show you to the Spam Muffin. In return, he turns you into spam. Seeing as Spam would not be a great captain of any vessel, the crew nominates me as leader, and I accept the burden.

ICOTS.

I use my sword of Triton to make the ropes come to life. They rap around you and pull you high up into the rigging.

ICOTQAR (Im Captain of the Queen Annes Revenge)

But the QAR is not THE ship, so I climb onto THE ship (it's a war SOTL) and claim it.

ICOTS.

Unfortunately, I was not ON the QAR. I was on my other ship, the Victory Explorer, which is worse than the QAR, but it's still my ship!

ICOTS.

But the Victory Explorer is not THE ship either!

ICOTS.

But it's still my ship.

ICOTOS.

I'm captain of the other ship.

I stamp on your foot and you fall overboard. (I just wanted you in the water)

ICOTS.

Well, seing all this confusion, I sail over on the QAR and park behind you. Using the fire, your ship burns down. Then using the sword of Triton I make the rigging come to life on the other ship, killing everybody before a broadside sinks it.

ICOTQAR

But I come along in a War Frigate with a full crew all using maxed fury and explosive. The QAR seems to have very weak cannons in game, so you don't stand a chance. We swing over and blow you up with (whatever they're called) giant grenades. If you survived THAT... then I used shrinkin' grog to jump into your stomach and beat you up from inside while my crew all use (I forget) the growing potion to stomp on you repeatedly. Finally, we shoot you out of a cannon and into the volcano on Padres del Fuego. Then we swing back to my ship and the QAR sinks.

ICOTS!

You get a splinter cannon shot at you....


ICOTS!

A splinter ricochets back and hits you.

ICOTS!

Then a seagull poops on you and you fall of the ship.

ICOTS!

But the seagull wasn't finished and poos into your mouth. You fall over the edge.

ICOTS!

I sink your ship, and start sailing mine!
ICOTS!!!

i rase the old ship and fix the damage using parts of your ship which then sinks icots

I decapitate you. ICOTS!!!!

I whack you with a forget-me stick.


ICOTS.

You forget about this game... ICOTS!!

i come back and take control of you then force you to defend me from the rest of these people. ICOTS

He fails in defending you and you both die. ICOTS.

I find you on deck and we engage in a game of tag. You're so scared of me winning, that you jump off the ship.

ICOTS.

I keelhaul you, but only pull you back up halfway. ICOTS

I Flog you.

ICOTS.

i take you to court and you go to prison for torture. i buy everything you own for a penny icots

I Keelhual you.

ICOTS.

i ban you for not protesting the ban game. you then walk away with a pickit sigh. itcos

I hang you.

ICOTS.

You have murdered... you are hanged by the Navy. ICOTS!

you have reported him you are hung by pirates. ICOTS

I blast a navy ferret into you and hijack the ship. ICOTS

I challenge you to a duel of swords for the ship. I win. Im Captain of the ship!

I offer you a special Rusty Cutlass for the ship while you were drinking in the bar. You take it. ICOTS

I throw a bottle of rum in the water and as you swim to it i take the wheel. ICOTS!!!

haha! I boobytrapped the mast so it fell on you! I repair the wheel and become the captain. ICOTS!

While your in your cabin drinking tea, I summon the kraken to grab you and eat you. ICOTS!!

U die. nuff said. ICOTS!

You fail fighting a Navy Cadet. ICOTS!

The local town ladies sure are pretty. You fancy one, and forget the ship.. (Who needs ships when you can have ladies??) ICOTS!

The lady and I shoot two guns and kill you. ICOTS!

Good thing I have a few cousins that look quite alike me. While you two were cackling and reloading your guns, I kick you off and sail out into to sunshine, change my name and the name of the ship. ICOTS!