73 bottles *yawns*

74 bottles of rum

75 bottles of discontent minion rum.

What a weekend. A drink is what I need. Ooo! Thank ye very muchly! *hic*

Wanna share that Sven N?

1 bottle for the mods... and admins I guess?

2. Still discontent here! We don't have to put up with this constant oppression from TSC!

3 bottles of some of my empty rums.

4 bottles. I'm going on strike!

5 bottles! Jack, I might decide to join ya!

6 bottles! We will together form the P4E! Pirates for Equality!

7 bottles of rum, I go away for a few hours and we get caught?

8 bottles of rum, I know same here Filly

9 bottles. So who's for P4E?

11 bottles. Against TSC. He's given us no rum pay, no time, and he won't listen to us!

12 bottles. Cresty, looks like your rum master is planning a strike! What a rum master eh?

13 bottles. Hey, I was stripped of my title! Right now I'm a monkey!

15 bottles. So, I'm still a master! Woo hoo! And I have minions!

I don't know anything about this title madness, but I can strip all ya'll of the rum. :buds:

1 bottles. Geez Crest, you just 'ad to wave, didn't cha!

3 bottles of no refreshing the page.

And if they try, they'll face the wrath of my ban twig.

5 bottles. Well, you did wave to Jack.

-waves to the still lurking JackI-

7 bottles. Bet he'll be looking for a little morning pick-me-up when he wakes up, too.

9 bottles of rum

11 bottles of rum

13 bottles of rum on the waaA?

15 bottles

17 bottles is better.

AndNinteen beats that.
Special BAN rum.


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Better hurry up.
I smell J1.
ah, I remember when Sarah was but a minimod....

21 bottles

23, the cosmic number of coincidences.

(seriously. Don't ask. I'll attack you with facts.)

24 bottles

25 bottles. Yes, you may rejoice, for Jack the rum master is back.

26...

Celebrate, for the Imposter has been demolished...

>_> STEEL..

27. Imposter, you say? Well, let me tell you, ban master, I am 100% a true, blue rum master!

27. Jack is blue?! Has the day come?! Is Jack suffocating? Hooray! Lets party mates!

28 bottles. No, it is not the frumptiuous day, Don't Callooh, Don't Callay. And, I was hoping to not start until after the holidays but....

Davy, your rum tax is needed. 5 barrels by Friday.

29 bottles of Jack trying to enforce rules. You can tell that to my secretary. *points to The Monster*

And no amount of meat will make him turn up any more than a drop of rum.

30 bottles. The Monster can be dealt with easily. Just load up a cannon, and commence the bombardment from afar.

Now, do you want to make the rum tax 10 barrels?

31. Raise it as much as you want. I will not be paying you :)

And you truly think a cannon can stop The Monster? You do realize you just made him angry. If I were you, I would go strand yourself on Outcast Isle for a few years until his anger cools down.

32 bottles. Well then, I'll stop the bombardment, and go incognito.

But don't blame me if that rum stash of yours is missing a few crates and barrels come Saturday morning.

33 bottles. Jack is still trying to get my rum! You know very well what my rum is like mate! Nobody wants that stuff around! Except me and The Monster of course.

34 bottles of you forgetting what game we're playing. Here is MY evidence:

And don't worry, there are other uses for rum besides drinking. Poisoning, Threats, Trading... the list is endless.

35 bottles of Jack editing quotes by me. And Jack, you really don't want to even get NEAR that rum.

36 bottles of Davy's lies. Don't deny what you did.

And why would I waste my time stealing rum? I'll just send one of my many other minions to steal it.

38. Would you prefer me to call them unpaid workers?

40 bottles. But they're nessecary in times of need. If the rum treasury is ever empty, guess who we get to tax more?

42 bottles, I would like to make it an monarchy though Crest.

I would be monarch

43 bottles. The Hierarchy acknowledges your request, and laughs at it.

And we can still tax the peasants, no? However, I'll give them a little time to amass some rum stock. So I won't start taxing until after the Holidays.

But, on January 10, prepare for taxes.

44 bottles. I won't stand for these taxes Jack. I will do something about it, and I can be very, VERY unpredictable. Do not underestimate the power of the force....

More specifically, my force. After all I am Darth Vader's apprentice.

Don't underestimate the power of a loaded bluncerbuss and a sharp blade.

45 bottles.

You can try to revolt. Go ahead. I dare you to.

47 bottles, agreed then.

48 bottles. Fine then. Let's begin!

How about 1 barrel for the first month from each person, and the it will increase gradually to 5 barrels from each person by July.

50 bottlez. Well we can't agree to anything for 26 more days (not including today) Jack

By intervals of one, but when it reaches 3 barrels, we will hold off and keep it 3 barrels for another month.

51 bottles.

53 bottles of luke skywalker's rum

54 bottles.

Hear ye! Hear ye! Starting January 10, a rum tax will be opposed! The rum tax shall be as such...

January- 1 barrel.
February- 2 barrels.
March- 3 barrels.
April- 3 barrels.
May- 4 barrels.
June- 5 barrels.
July- 5 barrels.
After July, all rum taxes shall be 5 barrels.

All rum taxes must be paid by the end of each month. If not paid, there will be serious consequences.

This is due subject to change if there are any emergencies.

55 bottles. Indeed. Might need to edit to post emergency qualifcations...

57 bottles. Slight dipping into the treasury by rum masters... rum drought.... Thieves ( looks at Davy )... poisoning..... expiring..... rum shortage.... holiday parties.... and last, but certainly not least, accidental misplacement.

59 bottles. Putting it in your pocket, and forgetting where it is.... drinking some but forgetting you did so.... and accidentaly having it smashed in a bar fight.

60. Sounds good Jack.

62 bottles. Crest, for Jack's safety and your own, I would advise you to advise him to not get near Billy or me's rum. You know what that rum is like. You would be better off bathing in radioactive waste than that stuff.... unless there is a difference...

64. That being said, dear Jack isn't. If he dies, who would take his place as rum master?! Who would post on all our activity threads!? Lol kidding around.

66 bottles of rum.

67 bottles. Don't worry, there's other ways to use that rum. Death Threats.... payback... crooked trading...

And Crest, are you hinting I'm.... Expendable?

68 bottles. Of course you're expendable Jackie Wackie! But thats okay, we love you anyway.

69 bottles. I hope you're excluding the monster. I'd rather not make friends with him.

70 bottles. Jack, if we ever meet up in game, he will be with me. Remember, since you shot him with a cannon, he wants to hurt you bad. Oh, and it won't be a few years you'll need to be in hiding. He'll chase you until some or all of your limbs have been consumed by him.

72 bottles. Geez Crest! Right before I was going to exploit your epic counting fail!

73 bottles of meat.

Don't get near 'em! Wait a minute... MODS! Don't eat the meat!

74 bottles. You might get a ban for trying to poison the mods Davy.

75 bottles of RUM. Hey! I gotta do something with the excess meat! Might as well throw it in some bottles...

77 bottles. Something worse than The Monster's meat?