I ban Jack for consistently denying gifts. I know what NOT to get you for Christmas!

I ban Crest for are you insane! You don't know if those are contaminated or plain.

Davy! Time to rhyme, Partner in Crime!

I ban Jack for denying fruit! 'tis good as any loot!

I ban Davy for not joining. Come on mate, don't leave me hanging with those pieces of eight.

I ban Jack, for I did join! Look at my post, and toss me a coin!

I ban Davy, for silly me! How could I have skipped something such as 'thee!

I ban Jack, you silly little goose! For your failure, I'll string you to the noose!

I ban Davy, for come on please! Must we always bicker over silly things such as peas!

I ban Jack! I don't bicker over veggies! That will always end in pain and wedgies...

I ban DF because I can hear the cries of the carrots.

I ban TSC for being the first one to break this rhyme session.

I ban TSC for ruining the fun! Come on mate, page 41 isn't done!

I ban Davy for trying and crying for no rhyming flying.

I ban Crest, dang thats good! You could rhyme? I didn't know you could!

I ban Davy who seems to think that my colors fly as low as the Navy! Your skills are of great, and so are the Jack's, but I carry this weight, and now reveal the knack.

I ban Crest, for your rhyming pwns. I'm sorry I doubted you, and your rhyming throne.

I ban Davy for continuing this onto the 42nd page.

I ban Crest. Forgive me, I posted on the 41st page. Now I have to wait 'till page 51....

I ban colored writing.

I ban Davy for trying to get to my trademark color.

DENIED!

I ban Luckie! Welcome back to the ban game! Haven't seen you in a few pages! Or more than a few...

I ban Davy for keeping up the rhymes, and expecting me to start again on page 51. Ugh...

I ban Jack for not liking to rhyme.

I ban Davy for of course I do, but why not keep it off til page fifty two?

I ban Jack for being a procrastinator.
Procrastinators! Leaders of tomorrow!

I ban Davy for speaking the truth! Wait.. that was an insult wasn't it?

I ban the people who lives orbit the Ban Game...

I ban Muffin for speaking of people. Where? I don't see any of those people!

I ban Muffin for not orbiting the Ban Game

I ban Cap'n Sharktooth for not banning in time.

I ban Jack for not giving me an obvious reason to ban him. Way to make me think Jack.

I ban Jason for attempting to go into that void... Come back from thinking, Jason, come back!!!

I ban Crest a welcome back to the ban game for today.

I ban Davy for bowing down like he should.

I ban Crest. I welcomed you back. I did not bow down.

I ban Davy for not feeling his spine curving downwards. You should get that checked.

I ban Crest, because I have been checked for that and my spine is just fine.

I ban Davy because it won't be after I'm done with ya!

I ban Sharktooth for wanting to get near me. You know The Monster in person. Don't get near me mate, or you may wake up with some or all of your limbs missing!

I ban Davy because the Monster is still trapped in the Vending Machine, I think. So that gives me some spare time. If he isn't, I better run.

I ban Sharktooth, for you cannot trap The Monster.

Run.

Never! I will not run!

Ok I will get out of here.... -grabs bike-

I ban Sharktooth. Bikes won't be invented for another few centuries. Run on foot boy!

I ban Davy for not having this epic pirate time machine.

No picture. Sorry. Use your imagination

I ban Crest for not sharing.

Sharing is caring!

I ban Davy for expecting care from me. I have a limited amount to give.

I ban Crest for not wanting to give. How cruel of you! Not giving to a fellow pirate in need!

I ban Davy for claiming he needs anything other than rum.

I ban Crest because I also need a break from holding The Monster's leash. Your turn.

I ban Davy for giving us Monster Shifts now!

So, we have Tree Shifts, those bloody trees..... Rum Shifts, which I quite like.... and Monster Shifts?

I ban Jack for not appreciating all of his responsibility.

I ban Crest. If you like Jack, you can take Crest's shift of watching The Monster. I think he is still out to get you too!

I ban Davy for banning me, yet speaking to Jack.

I ban Crest for or course he was! Who else would he talk to? He did mention my name, no?

I ban Jack for volunteering to watch The Monster for the next few days! Here's the instructions on how to take care of him:

1) Feed him lots of meat.
2) Don't get any part of your body near his mouth, or you will not see it again.

I ban Davy for I said no such thing! Hitch him on this post over here... it's quite a comfty post!

I ban Jack for thinking a little post can hold back The Monster. Don't worry Jack, I'll make sure that you meet The Monster son ;)

I ban Davy for NOT thinking a little post can hold back the Monster

I ban Sharktooth because he knows its true. *sniff sniff* Is that The Monster I smell?

I ban Davy because it is not. It is the smell of....

-------------------a Davy Fireskull-------------------

i ban sharktooth for puting there nose in some thing that it probably really doesnt belong :p

I ban Crest because I don't know what that means. Also I am now teaching your former love. For He will soon be a Master.

i ban tsc for u said i was ur apprentice first and yet u make davy one as well....

I ban A-4 because you are on trials now.

I ban TSC for rescinding his offer to Angel. *ahem*

i ban Crest bc i havent banned in a loooooooooong time

I ban Li for not banning in a long time

I ban MC for the same reason.

I ban TSC for not giving me a good enough reason to ban.

i skip ban capt to ban tsc for i see how it is.

I ban angel for using to many typo's!

I ban Seaking for criticizing too much.

I ban crestshot for saying i criticize to much!

I ban SEAKING23.....haven't banned in over a month...and you are the lucky winner! :buds:

i ban mystic for welcome back from ur ban break

i ban seaking for using a ---> ! <--- at the end of each ban

i ban angel for using that arrow thing.

i ban seaking for i like the ---> arrow <--- thing

I ban angel for liking to arrow thing.

i ban seaking for u secretly like the arrow thing too

I dont even know how to do the arrow thing!

I ban angel for saying i like the arrow thing.

I ban Seaking for concentrating on the arrow rather than me sneaking up behind him.

I ban Crest for being sneaky. Surprising a pirate often leads to injuries.

I ban Jack for the constant underestimation of my skills.

I ban Cesvy for I always under-under-underestimate your skillz...

I ban Muffin for reverting back to his original avvie!!!

I ban crest for sneaking up on me like that!

you really shouldn't do that, since that last guy who snuck up on my lost all his limbs...

I ban Seaking for holding back.

I ban Jack for holding SK back...

I ban Jack. Nuff said.

I ban Davys fail ban...

I ban Davy's fail bans too. I ban Muffin for......

finish it for me will ya?

For having a muffin as her picture thing!!

...For you are awesome!!!!!!


I know I'm awesome.... I ban Sharky

I ban seaking because (correct if I am wrong) since muffins pirate names are Jason and Sir Edward, I am pretty sure he is a he, not a she

I ban 23. Why does everyone think I'm a she?


And Sharky, I have another pirate, Rachel Lestik...

I ban shark tooth for having a dancing monkey thingy as his picture!

P.S sorry muffin :sadmh9:

I ban 23.... Stop saying He and She!

Whos 23??

i ban muffin for making the muffin thing on your picture one eye!!