I ban Skippers because the cat is meh friend. IBY also for noticing.

I ban sharky's only friend for being a cat.

I ban Dog for not liking cats. I also ban that lurking guest.

I ban Stealthy I love cats I have two

I ban the non-lurking guest.

I ban Dog for thinking the cat is mah only friend. My always full friend list begs to differ.

I ban Dog for having cats. I'm surprised they haven't been eaten.

they are kept seperate from me Davy.

I ban Davy for implying that he eats cats.

nice edit ban banned

Dog... IBY

I ban Dog for dropping in to ban us. Hi! Banned.

I must skip DF and ban SC and Skipper for fighting over who is Dumb and who is Dumber. That was Classic!

^^^^I ban that... thing... the... yeah.^^^^

Davy ban for the win!

I ban Davy For The Wolf!

I ban TSC for the whale!

I ban DF for not knowing where For The Wolf comes from.

I ban TSC because I don't really care that much...

I ban Davy for not caring and not being curious.

I ban sharky because his cat looks somewhat like Skiperdoo's bunny and it confuses me.

I ban Dog for getting confused, and also because they look nothing alike. Besides, mine moves.

I ban CST because I have to read an essay on Contemporary Perspectives on Rhetoric.

I ban TSC for starting a conversation! Well since you are a Ban Master I guess you override the rules haha. :P

I ban TSC for banning CST for no good reason what so ever banned

I ban Dog for using my old banning technique.

I ban TSC.

I ban SC for banning for no reason

I ban 23 for criticizing people and their banning methods.

I ban Stealthy for complaining about being banned.

I ban the ever present nonexsistent guest.

BTW everyone, I will ban everyone in spoilers to soften the blow.

i ban stealthy for not being able to think up a better ban then just a black box wheres the creativity?? haha

I ban skiper for writing in blue!

I Seaking capitalization ban using improper for.

I ban Mr. Skiper fr not writing my name in all caps, as it should be.

I ban Skiperdoo.

I ban davy for banning with no reason.

Why Davy?

P.S. IBY

I ban Skiperdoo because I need no reason to ban someone such as yourself.

I ban davy for having a pink moving name.

I ban SEAKING because its purple. Ask anyone.

I ban davy for it is pink, unless i'm colored blind witch i'm not.

I ban Seaking because he does not realize that Davy's title is in fact, purple.

I ban Skip for clarifying what was already clarified.

I ban Davy for having a username that doesn't clearly define which color it is.

I ban Sharktooth for blaming me when he should have blamed the people who made it.

I ban Davy because I can't ban the mods. They are too powerful.

I ban Sharky cuz I can >=D

I double ban sharky for i can ban a mod. watch.

I BAN ALL MODS FOR HAVING PINK OR BLUE NAMES AND FOR TAKING OUR RUM!!!

Ta-da!

I ban Seaking for saying Ta-da.

I ban Skipper for doing it too.

I ban TSC for not doing it too and just for fun I ban the mods. because one is apparently watching us

I ban Dog for banning a mod. Nice knowing ya.

[FONT=""][COLOR=""][SIZE=""]Your'e right! Now go make me a sandwhich....

I ban Everyone for making my life so difficult. Curse you CST's!!![/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT]

I ban MP for editing my post so it says you are a ban master. You are a Clever1 indeed..... (I had to xD)

I ban Jack I for not saying anything (AKA lurking)

I ban Dog for criticizing someone for lurking.

I ban Sharky for liking lurkers.

I ban Jacki for lurking.

I ban Davy and Dog for banning Jack.

I ban CST because Mr. Ironbones must be fixing something.

I ban TSC because CST is your name backwards. Does that mean that Sharktooth is the exact opposite of you?!

I also ban TSC because I want my Apprentice Progress Report.

I ban Davy because I already said that a couple pages ago.

I ban CST for pwning DF.

I ban TSC for acknowledging it.

I ban CST for his new initials.

I ban Skip for not knowing the secret techniques of The Art of Ban.

I ban TSC for still not giving me a progress report.

I also ban Skip for being my Noobanner/minion. Now go get me a chicken sandwich.

I ban Sharktooth because all Noobanners belong to me. Therefore I own you, since you are a Noobanner. Now get me some rum. Real, nonpoisoned, good rum.

I ban Davy for thinking I am a noobanner. I am one step up from that... whatever that is.

I ban Sharktooth. Either way, I am Apprenticed to a ban legend, so I am still a better banner than you, so you are my minion. Or would you like to talk to... it.

I ban Davy because I refuse to be anyone's minion. Except Jack's, because I get stuff.

I ban Sharktooth because if you serve under me long enough, I can get you the only legitimate Monster Vaccines. Then you can taste the wonders of my rum without risking death, insanity, incurable illnesses, or growing extra eye balls.

I ban Davy because I prefer to take rum from elsewhere.

I ban Sharktooth for not wanting a Vaccine. I'll make you a deal. You be my minion and serve me, and you get the following rewards:

1) Monster vaccines. Only I posses the good ones.
2) Monster Rum. Best rum in the seas. If it doesn't kill you. You'll need a Monster vaccine to drink it.
3) You will be able to call upon The Monster for help whenever you need him.

Thats a far better deal that what Jack is giving, aye?

I ban Davy for begging me to be his minion. Everyone wants me as their minion.....

I'll consider it. Depends of if Jack actually comes on.

I ban Jack because I am not begging. Thats Dog's job. Who is lurking.

I merely am trying to persuade you, as you are a valuable minion, and can do much. I can throw in a bottle of rum a month too.

I ban Davy because I am the most valuable minion of all.

I ban Sharky. And the most good looking minion.

I ban Davy. Me thinks Davy is flattering me so I become his minion.

I ban Sharktooth for not liking my compliments. I meant it from the bottom of my heart.

I ban Davy because I don't think you heart is very kind. Being a pirate and all....

I ban Sharktooth for insulting me. How dare you! You'll make a fine minion.

I ban Davy because you only insulted yourself when you chose to live such a cruel life.

I ban Sharktooth because I have a wonderful life. Especially with minions like you.

I ban Davy for referring to me as his minion. Nothing is official yet.

I ban Sharktooth for it doesn't need to be official.

I ban Davy because that is the only to make it for reals.

I ban Sharktooth for trying to resist me. You will give in. You know you want the Monster Rum.

I ban Davy because I don't want it. It will hurt me.

I ban CST for not listening to DF.

I ban TSC for being a ban master.

I ban Seaking for being a ban noob.

I ban Skippers. I guess that works....

I ban Sharky. Yes, it does.

I ban Skippers for our lack of creativity.