6 bottles.

EDIT: Melody, why are you still here? You got yer rum already!

7 bottles. No more weapons.. I need to begin work on the taxes in the Carribean. Tortuga, no taxes, it's a pirate town... So I'll start in Port Royal.

8 bottles. Are we getting rid of taxes?

9 bottles. Fine, I'll get started in liberating Port Royal from it's rum taxed oppresion.

10 bottles. Aye. The current taxes on rum are affecting our business. We need to remove them. Either peacefully, or otherwise.

11 bottles. Lets get started!

12 bottles. I'll head over to the Dockmaster and see if I can persuade him to ignore the taxes inforced by the EITC.

13 bottles. Well I've had success with Elizabeth.

14 bottles. Be gone Brain!

15 bottles. What?

16 bottles!!!! thats whats up

17 bottles. Hi Cannonfury! Didnt expect to see you here. Anyway, back to the taxes.

19 bottles. I think Port Royal has agreed also, thanks to Skipy.

21 bottles. On to Padres.

23 bottles of poision counteracting... stuff. Yeah.

24 bottles. Can you convince him to get rid of taxes? Ill owe ya.

26 bottles. The EITC and the Navy still enforce taxes.

28 bottles. Just try and convince the head of the EITC outpost there nicely to get rid of rum taxes. If all else, stab him.

29 bottles. Hmm... does the mayor of Padres happen to be a chicken?

30 bottles. Do you agree thats what Crest should do Jack?

32 bottles. 1) I don't boss Crest around. 2) YOU don't boss Crest around. 3) I can only reccomend that course of action.

33 bottles.

35 bottles. Don't we all.

36 bottles.

37 bottles.

38 bottles. What else do you want me to do?

39 bottles. Whuh? Oh, yeah. Hmm......

Those dreaded Aliens in the Bermuda Triangle Black Hole are beginning to get greedy, and want to from a rival Rum Company with their own Drink Replicator. Construct some submarines with missle attachment at your convenience.

40 bottles. Ok ill get started.

41 bottles. Alright, while you do that, I'll test out the Rum Weapons.

43 bottles. Since we have started cooperating peacefully, our technology has advanced to very futuristic rates.

43 bottles. No comment.

45 bottles. Meh, that doesn't exist. Its like when your playing civ, and the year is 1800, but you are using tanks...

46 bottles. I know! Launching Spaceships and going to Alpha Centauri in the year 1909!

47 bottles of counting phail. I destroyed an empire with tanks when they were developing the most basic gunpowder units. Pretty phunny.

48 bottles. Same here. I'm using riflemen, and they assault me with... longbows?

49 bottles of me destroying an entire empire, without using anything needing iron. Before gunpowder is developed. I spawned on a continent that had 3 iron sources, none of which were under my control.

50 bottles. And don't get me started on the navy..

Galleys v.s. Battleships. Who will win?

51 bottles of noobs addicted to Civ xD

52 bottles. Not an addiction! A distraction from the rum...

53 bottles. The subs are done Jack.

55 bottles. Excelente. Now, once my army is gathered... we march!

56 bottles.

.....after my weapon is done.

57 bottles. After Sharky finishes his weapon! How long will that take?

Also mates, I have been researching, and the record number of bottles ever posted on the wall was..... 319.

We were a teensy bit off..

58 bottles. A lot of rum there....

59 bottles. But we were only 100 bottles off!

And Crest, who was a part of it, didn't even remember it.

Must be the rum, if ye ask me.

61 bottles. Sharky, how's your weapon going?

62 bottles.

63 bottles. I've used the giant photon dissenter ray that I attached to Rum1 to hold of the aliens... for now.

You guys have gotten pretty far...

Yeah... we have...

1 bottle, is the loneliest bottle that we'll ever know...

Think you meant 2 bottles...

oh wait a minute. :)

1 bottle. Ugh, are the mods ganging up on us?

2 bottles. Double Trouble! I think Sven's been deprived of rum lately..

3 bottles. Aye, have you seen the photon dissenter ray?

4 bottles. Aye. One question.. will that destroy them, or just hinder them until we arrive?

I also scold Crest for lurking. Why must you just watch?!?

5 bottles. The Stealth is back!

6 bottles. So stealthy, we didn't notice! Until you posted!

7 bottles. It may damage them some, but it's main reason is to keep them close to that position, so Stealthy's submarine can destroy them. The dissenter was build to clear areas for rum transport, but in desperate times, I'm using it to hold off the aliens.

8 bottles. Neat-o. Now, we wait until Sharky is finished.. Unless you mates wish to proceed?

9 bottles. Lets see what the weapon looks like.

10 bottles of sunken ships.

11 bottles. Nuh-uh. Sunken ALIENS.

12 bottles of waiting for Sharky...

13 bottles. Waiting for teh Shark.

14 bottles. You want me to make a staff quickly?

15 bottles. Why do we want the Shark here?

16 bottles. He was SUPPOSED to make me a Weapon that was extremely powerful. However, we have not seen this weapon. Once we see it, we shall destroy the Bermuda Triangle Black Hole Aliens.

17 bottles. He is making THE weapon.


- dramatic music plays -

18 bottles. I hope Sharky hurries, the dissenter can only hold them off for 3 more days.

19 bottles. I just hope it isn't the Rum Stick...

20 bottles. I can make a staff.

21 bottles. Should I make a backup weapon in case Sharky doesn't finish his in time?

22 bottles. I need no more rum weapons. I just need to see Sharky's work.

23 bottles. Come on Sharky. BTW jack it isnt a rum weapon.


Before I became a minion, I journeyed to find the right metals and such to make the perfect weapon. I have them now.

24 bottles. I just got word that if Sharky doesn't finish his weapon within 2 hours, the National Guard will take matters into their own hands.

25 bottles. You had to bring the National Guard into this?

26 bottles. Sigh... I still need to eliminate rum taxes in all of the colonies...

I'll be in Hew Hampshire, persuading the 'guv to get rid of the tax if you need me.

27 bottles. No, I did not contact them, they contacted me.

27 bottles. Where do you want me Jack?

29 bottles. Same question as Stealthy.

30 bottles. Britain. We can not persuade the King to abolish the tax. However, try to get the Dockwrights to..... ignore said tax. We need a solid line from England.

31 bottles. Ok ill head there now.

32 bottles. Great.

Yes, Governor, I can promise you that my men and my close allies shall not attack your trading vessels. As long as that little tax is.... ignored.

33 bottles. Yes, Dockworkers, We will give you some of the rum we make. I assure you it is the real thing. All you have to do is ignore the rum tax.

35 bottles.

Yes, I will dance with your daughter at that ball, Penn. Just remember our agreement.

Since rum was involved. And you stopped lurking!

33 bottles of taxes that are long over due

34 bottles. Read the previous pages, to get you up to speed.


Yes, dockworkers, I assure the rum is the real thing.

35 bottles

i think teh dockworkers want there rum now