Andy becomes quite ill and passes out.

The tonic was a scorpion milk shake.

Davy Jones arrives disguised as Santa Clause with milk and cookies.

Davy grants all their requests and finds the true meaning of giving.

Davy Jones then returns 2 days later.

Davy Jones returns 3 days later with a iron suit under his Santa Claus outfit.

This time the iron outfit worked.

Until a 40,000 pound fat guy sits on his lap and farts the armour off.

Then the 40,000 pound guy turns into a giant space monkey.

The space monkey starts looking for bananas.

The Monkey is still hungry and becomes agitated.

The monkey gets a terrible stomach ache.

The space monkey explodes.

Davy Jones then goes back in his santa outfit.

Then he realized he forgot to put on his santa beard.

So his skeleton chin is showing.

He puts on the santa beard.

He then teleports Andy into a room full of cake.

Davy is enraged and orders Andy to serve on the Flying Dutchman.

Andy accepts.

Andy is now part of the crew....part of the ship.

Then, a bomb went off right under him

Andy is now all over the ship.

Andy failed to kill him since he doesnt know where he is.

Andy finds out his ship was never there, it was a figment of his imagination, that was so deep that it became real for a certain amount of time.

Andy some how gets teleported to a 3 foot by 3 foot island.

Andy then realizes that the CD was under her desk.

A 10 foot Twinkie lands on Andy.

Andy crawls out from under it and attempts to eat it.

The twinkie blows up into skeletons.

Andy gets a sudden craving for fried calamari.

then, jolly roger came flying out of nowhere

Andy gets terrible heartburn.

The antacids were made of gunpowder.

Andy drinks fire and explodes.

Fish and Crabs gobble up all the tiny pieces.

They reform into a large cheesecake.

Unfortunately, Andy looks like Bugs Bunny.

Elsewhere, the EITC is planning an attack on Cuba.

Tiberius Fireskull pulls together a group of pirates to stop them.

The the group of pirates see what they are going to try and stop and they quickly disband.

then their ghosts haunt andy.

Andy runs and hides in a Brig.

The Brig sinks.

So he runs to the galley.

Then cooks some food.

Then the random one says " Wha... what happened your supposed to be dead!!!!!???!?"

He eats so much that he rolls onto the floor and passes out.

Meanwhile, the EITC start their attack on Cuba.

Andy wakes up from a Dream and realizes he can't take on the impossible.