i ban dog and jack for random

I ban Swash for such an awful ban.

I ban Skiperdoo for pointing out a ban's success/failure rate. Let others realize it.

I ban Jack for making sense. And I skip back several pages to ban Davy. Who is to say what is creative and what is not?

I ban SC for being a noobanner and asking his fellow noobanners for support.

I ban TSC for thinking that everyone except her is a noobanner.

I ban TSC for telling someone to listen to me on another thread.

I ban Mrs. Skip for her disrespect.

I ban TSC for getting my gender wrong.

I ban Skipeedee for thinking it was an accident.

I ban Davy for making more nicknames for people.

I ban Skiperdoo, for you did refer to Skirata as "her." I do not believe that is his gender.

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I ban all this backward talk.

I ban Jack along with backwards banning.

I ban Davy for not having his own language.

And no, Monster does not qualify.

I ban Jack for not counting a language as a language.

I ban Davy, for "RAWR! ROAR! RAAAAAAAAARH! MEAT!" is not a language.

I ban Jack for his perfect portrayal of the monster.

I ban Stealthy for trying to ban a mod who hasn't even posted.

I ban Stealthy, for Dr. Sban just likes watching us fail/make funnies.

I ban JS because SOS thinks none of you are worthy of his bans.

I ban Jack, because its phail, not fail.

I ban TSC for once again being able to read minds. I doubt he can read my mind. Its impossible to read things that aren't words.

I ban Stealthy for saying "siggy".

I ban SC because I must have my own reasons don't you think? It's not because I am an insensitive person. I read the Thread before you did. I have certain set of beliefs and morals that in no way shape or form are of your concern. You can't guilt me into doing something. I am sorry if this is a bit strong but that is the second time that the subject has come up here.

I ban TSC for making a serious ban. Serious, but strong.

I ban Davy for making a serious ban. Serious, but weak.

I ban Mrs. Skiperdoo for being low enough to copy my ban with about two tweaks.

I ban Davy for discreetly adding an extra "s."

I ban TSC for thinking they were extra.

I ban DF for implying that there's more than one.

I ban TSC because they weren't extra. They were intended.

I ban you two for having a debate over how to make a Mr. become a Mrs.

That sounded horrible..

I ban Jack because thats not a true debate.

I ban Davy because that was intended to be a one time joke.

I ban Skip, for nicknames last forever.

Ain't that right, Davest?

I ban Jack because Davy wavy sounds cooler.

I ban Skype, because that's copying Wackie Jackie. Don't make me sue anybody for violating WJARR Inc. Trademark laws.

I ban Wackie Jackie for making me remember his nickname. Also, I'm part of WJARR, so it wouldn't matter anyways.

I curse Skiperdoo for reminding me, and then also ban him for the previous reason.

I ban Jack for cursing. BAD BOY! *shoves soap in mouth*

Its meat flavored.

-fpooey-

I ban Davy for changing his quote before the end of the month, to something that is relative to the current events.

I ban Davy for having meat flavored soap on hand. Does the monster really like to eat soap?

I ban Skiperdoo, for I believe said monster just likes to smell like his favorite dish.

I ban Jack because if that is so, I wonder why the monster doesn't eat himself.

By the way, what kind of "meat" are you talking about exactly?

I ban Skip, for I refer to venison.

I ban JS for liking Bambi's mom meat.

I ban TSC for referring to a children's story in a game such as this.

I ban Davy the noobanner for dissing the bambi(no)!

I ban Jack for thinking I am a Noobanner. You've had more rum than usual.

I ban JS for referring to The One the Prophecy talked about as a noobanner.

I ban TSC for saying I am The One the Prophecy talked about. Awesome, where's my cool Ban Saber?

I ban you both for not realizing that "The One" also calls himself what he truly is.

I ban JS for making little-to-no sense.

I ban Jack for trying to use my own post against me, but alas failing. That was another Davy who was truly a Noobanner.

I ban TSC because I am fairly certain it was no sense.

Davy Fireskull is a noobanner, and he admitted it in a previous post.

And I ban Davy, for he did not specify what Davy he was referring to! So, I, and the masses, presume that Davy Fireskull was referring to himself.

I ban Davy for referring to the monster. (secretly)

I ban Jack for trying to keep alive an argument that is already dead.

I ban Mrs. Skiperdoo for the most random ban ever.

I ban JS for actually making a valid point. Unimportant but valid.

I ban Skirata for actually getting my point. Unless, he was referring to what I said before it was edited.

I ban the Meaty Muffin Man.

I skip the appealing Davy ban to ban Muffin for actually scouring for a post to exploit.

I ban Jack for acting surprised.

I ban Davy, for would you ever do that? Take such time and effort for one simple ban?

I ban Jack because I would if there was rum involved.

I ban Jack for not putting passion into his bans.

I ban Skiperdoo, for how dare he say I do not put passion into me bans! Ever since I began learning the art of ban I have used passion and feelings in each ban I make! How can you insinuate otherwise!

That was fun.

I ban Jack. as you may know, I am one who follows "The Path of the Ban". The sacred path set upon by the seven great banners. Of course, you're not following the Path of the Ban, so you have no idea what I'm talking about.

I ban Mrs. Skiperdoo for also having no idea what he/she is talking about.

I ban Davy for his potentially big(er) head.

I ban Crestshot for rarely posting on this thread.

I ban Davy for rarely posting on this thread... With good posts.

I ban Skiperdoo for thinking there is a path to ban. There is no single road to mastering anything. There are many roads, all intertwined. Many will lead to a dead end. Some will lead to another journey. Several will allow you to achive a lesser form of what you wished for. But, only one fufills your dream. And to reach that, sacrifices must be made.

So, decide. What road will you travel?

I ban MP for those spam... boxes.

I also ban Jack for thinking "The Path to the Ban" doesn't exist. It in fact does exist, and yes, there are other paths to achive "Ban Nirvana". However, if you wish to take another path, you'll end up like Davy.

I ban Muffin for eating too much of himself, and apparently his brain.

I shall spell this out slowly!

YOU NO MASTA BANNA!

I ban Jack for spelling it out a bit too slowly.

I ban Skip for being wrong. I spelled it out to fast.. that muffin is going to spontaneously combust!

I ban Jack for typing so fast, his computer couldn't register the second "o" in his "too".

Beats me, he doesn't follow the path.

IBY for posting like Crest, but with bad grammer.

I ban Skiperdoo, for in the end, it's up to the master banners to decide who will become a new master of the ban. And currently, it looks like Davy Fireskull is the one "The Prophecy" spoke of.

I also ban Muffin, for I know that there are only 3 master banners in active duty. Crest, Skirata, and Dr. Sban. Although, Dr. Sban is somewhat.. lacking on his posts. And I know that when you said you were a master banner, both Crest AND Skirata disputed otherwise.

So, I reason you are merely a regular banner.

I then shall ban Sven O'Smythe, for banning never in a blue moon.

I ban JS because there's only 4 Masters. SvenO The Funny, Skirata The Mean, Jules The Genteel, and Crest The Wise.

I ban all of you for bringing up Star Wars. I also ban you all for being strange and bringing up meditation and philosophical stuffs. I finally ban TSC for forgetting me in his Master Banners list. -flex-

I ban Cat for making me laugh.

I ban TSC for laughing.

I Ban Em for bringing it upon herself with her HILARIOUS Master Banner Joke! Ha ha ha! That's almost as good as the one about the chicken that crossed the road!

I ban Crest for I am the Master Banner of Master Banners.

I ban Emily for lying so fluently. I'm amazed!

I ban Crest for not getting the St. Patrick's Award I sent.

I ban TSC for sending it in a way that the mods seem to have not deemed good enough.

I van crest.. No questions

I ban Hook for using two periods.

I ban MP for having his Wii sell secrets to his other consoles.

I ban Skype. MUAHAHA.