I ban Crestshot for successfully confusing Jack.

I ban the misunderstanding of Crest's post. -facepalm-

I ban the misunderstanding of this post...

No ban here!!

I ban Skiperdoo for not bugging Crest for orders yet.

I ban Skippy for creating a paradox. Don't make Davy's head explode please.
I ban Jack for thinking I'm going to order anyone around. Thank you, I don't order upon order.

I ban Crest and her speed, which is less than mine! MUAHAHAHA!

I ban Crest for not asking nicely to me...

I ban Skippy for wanting me to ask anything!
WAiting... 12 seconds....4....1...

I ban Skiperdoo for falling to my speed as well! Hehehe.

I ban Jack for having nothing better to do than ban.

I ban Davy for the same reason he banned Jack.

I ban Davy for thinking I have nothing better to do! There's rum.

I ban Davy because he's not adding any rum unlike Jack and I.

I ban Skiperdoo for bringing rum into this! After I did of course, but that's not the point!

I ban Jack for losing his rum to me.

I ban Jack for bringing rum into this! After I did of course, but that's not the point!

I ban the faling of counting on the other thread. THIS is hilairous...

I ban the fail of spelling on Jack's side.

I ban Skipperdoo for offering a brief respite from the bottles of rum!

I ban Jack for doing the same!

I ban all the Noobanners for filling this thread with noobish bans. TSC will be ashamed.

I ban Davy for not witnessing the insanity. You must... see. Believe!

I ban Jack for still thinking that this insanity is good, legitimate bans.

I ban Davy for not knowing... the pain.. unbearable... the laughter... fatal!

I ban Jack for not responding to my ban.

I ban Davy, for I will, after I sleep and allow my head to have time to re-assimilate.

Night Good.

I ban Jack for implying that his mind assimilated to begin with.

I ban Sven for starting this thread early! Don't fall into the same foolishness that I once dove into.

*leaves time machine* Ah, no where are we? Oh yes, I ban Jack for saying goodnight to the entire world, when it's really his time-zone he should be dismissing.

I ban Skiperdoo for being unaware of other time-zone's bedtimes.

I ban DF because I ashamed of my student for failing to teach the most basic banning skills to all the Noobanners that he lured in here.

I will have no mercy on anyone from now on! My wrath and bans will be swift and relentless. You have no chance. I will make some of you cry. I have done so before I must do it again.

I will ban you all!!

The Great One has spoken!!

I ban The Great One for expecting me to teach them. They are unteachable, but I shall obey. And I shall make you proud master.

I ban Davy for pretending to have more control than he does. Btw, I have to be Ban Apprentice by now, right? I've been banning for half a year now...

i ban stealthy for not saying a reason on why he's banning me!

I ban Swash for I posted a LONNG time ago.

I ban Stealth cause there is only 1 n in loNg

I ban Rich for trying to ban with accuracy and precision.

He missed.

I ban Skippy for imagining he's clever. Good acting, mate!

I ban Crest because if you weren't acting, you'd never congratulate me.

I ban Skiperdoo for acting like Crestshot was acting, when indeed she was saying that in full truth. Or sarcasm, which is different from acting.

I ban Davy for a overly long ban

I ban rich for a short and weak ban.

I ban Davy for not noticing the cool avatar Muffin made me

I ban rick for expecting me to start oohing and ahhing over it.

Lesson of the day: Make bans related to the person above you's ban.

I ban Davy for calling Rich "rick", when he indeed has no concrete nicknames yet.

I ban Skiperdoo for forgetting that nicknames, or ricknames rather, are born in the ban game.

I ban Davy for spawning another nickname. Along with another one of his puns...

I ban Skiperdoo for not appreciating the joys of bad puns.

I ban Davy for explaining his spectrum of likability.

I ban Skiperdoo for trying to sound smart, and as always failing.

I ban Davy for spelling his name horribly wrong, remember it's D-A-V-Y not S-K-I-P-E-R-D-O-O.

I ban Teacher Skiperdoo for teaching his students how to incorrectly spell.

I ban Davy for trying to give me another nickname, It'll never catch on.

I ban Skipernoob because he can't learn, therefore he can't teach.

I ban TSC for thinking I can't learn.

How else would I be so annoying?

I ban Skiperdoo for believing he learns. Minions don't learn.

I ban Jack

I ban Rich for proving my point. They never learn.

I ban Jack for I do not know what point I proved

I ban Rich, for he forgot how to ban properly.

I ban Jack.

I ban Stealth for banning Jack for no good reason at all.

I ban Dog because he can't make it to my event on Saturday.

I ban Mr. Awesome for hosting an event instead of coming to mine.

I ban dog and Awesome for advertising in the ban game.

Lesson of the Day: Make your bans related to something the person above you has said and don't talk about in-game things.

I ban Davy for acting too smart nowadays.

I ban Davy because I was not advertising and I banned Dog for a valid reason. (And I ban Sharktooth for banning Davy before me.)

I ban Mr. A for by mentioning that someone cannot go to it, it implies that you want to get others to go to it.

I ban Davy for enforcing ban rules... how dare you!

I ban Dog for he and TSC have that power.

I ban Stealth for nobody has power in the ban game.

I ban Doggy for TSC and DF do.

I ban Stealthy, for it's the illusion of power they have. Nobody has power. The only true power, is loyalty.

I ban Jack because loyalty has no place in the ban game!

I ban Awesome for believing that. Davy is loyal to TSC, no?

I ban Jack for Davy is loyal to himself he is a bloody pirate like all the rest of us we are ruled by ourselves!

I ban Dog for I am ruled by.... me 0_0
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I ban Stealth for being an odd duck

I ban Dog for being an odd dog.

I ban skip because that was a weird thing to say.

I ban Dog becuase It's true.

I ban skip for you have no proof that this is true.

I ban Dog because the proof is right in front of me.

I ban Skip for debating about oddities with Dog.

I ban TSC for calling that oddities. Thats an insult to oddities.

I ban DF for leaving me to babysit all of his failed batch of Noobanners. Thanks for that!

I ban TSC for not noticing all the lessons I've been giving them.

I also ban TSC for implying that they are MY batch. Even I'M not bad enough to have things like.... them.

I ban DF because they followed you. You are the Pied Piper of Banelin.

I ban TSC for putting this weight on my chest. Please pull the dumbbells off of my chest.

I ban TSC for insulting my guildmaster!

I ban Dog because You are the ones insulting his name with all those lame bans.

I ban Dog for skipping my awesome insult to all the Noobanners... /sigh

I ban TSC for not assisting me in teaching these Noobanners. Its a big job for one man! Especially when I need to continue making you sandwiches. *hands TSC sandwich*

I ban Davy for bowing so low in TSC's presence that his nose goes BELOW the ground.

I ban DF because I don't want to make them cry. Or get in trouble with The Mods like I used to.

I ban Crest for coming up so aggressive. I am The Mean Master remember?

I ban TSC for being evil to newer banners and for skipping the great master of the rum above you.

I ban Crestshot for not knowing that two objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time.

I ban TSC for trying to come up with an excuse to help me in my training of the Noobanners.

I ban you both for making me lose my sanity

I ban Davy for ignoring his loyal dog, and expecting me to not attempt to defy the laws of physics through wittiness.

I ban Dog for placing that on THEM. We all know the sanity was gone long ago.

I ban Crestshot because I gave the meddling dog an edit ban.

I ban Crestshot again for blaming Dog for his insanity. I second that.

I ban Davy for somehow reading that I blame Dog for his own insanity. You can't second something that doesn't exist!

I ban Crestshot for wording her bans poorly, therefore having poor bans.