I ban Count, because you forgot to say ban in your sentence.

I ban Jack for continuing the conversation. I ban myself... just because...

I ban Juliana, because I'm seeing it on the first day it comes out. And, I ban myself for almost taking over everyone in the ban game!

I ban Juliana because i'm seeing it on a half price tuesday.

I ban Hammy, because you brought up the conversation yet again.

I ban Jack. STOP IT!

I ban Davy, because he's not viewing this thread right now. So much for "never fear, Davy is here..."

I ban You... whoever you are.

I ban Count for lurking on the thread but not banning for a long time... learn to ban and think about your ban! But, you really don't have to...

I ban Jack for thinking that lurking shouldn't be done. Look at all these guests!

I ban myself, because thanks to me, the post number of this thread is over 600! I'm so awesome... not you, Mr. Awesome.

I ban Jack for telling others to think about their bans. There's one more person you must teach to think about their bans.

I ban MA for being a no show.

I ban Jack for noticing that it is over 600.

I ban Hammy, because I know right? 3 guests already! They need to learn to register and THEN view posts! They probably view this for fun...

I ban Davy, because you don't tell me who to tell... I like to think... It helps me pass tests.

I ban Davy for not viewing this thread again.. well, maybe you are, but the online count hasn't updated yet. Speaking of count, Count, start banning already!

I ban Jack because, before this, I was a ban game lurking guest! I just wasn't old enough to join yet... I think.

I ban myself for banning three times in a row... whoa! I think the greenish meat went to my intestines. And, Davy, you're still not mad about the greenish meat?!

I ban Jack for triple posting for no reason.

I ban myself for a terrible ban.

I ban you, Hammy, for ever lurking before. And I ban myself because I think I have to go now. School tomorrow. You have no idea how much I love that it's Friday tomorrow! One, I see On Stranger Tides, and I get to play the ban game all weekend!

I ban you, Hammy, because you're right, that was a terrible ban. And I ban everyone a good night! See ya tomorrow... hopefully...

I ban Jack for leaving and saying I shouldn't lurk. It's all I do! MUWAHAHAHA!

I ban myself one more time, because NOW I have to go.... and I ban Hammy again, because I like it when we ban each other! Now, I feel like doing this forever...

I ban Jack for not leaving!

I ban Jack again for saying goodbye twice.

I goodnight ban Jack too.

I ban all of you who aren't banning.

Including Jack, who has supposedly gone to bed.

OKAY NEWBIES. I'M HERE, AND I'M ON A BANNING SPREE.

I ban Hammy for his double posts.
I ban Hammy again for wasting such a double post on goodnights.
I ban Hammy for using a double post to ban himself.
I ban Jack for his TRIPLE post and double posts.
I ban Jack for his arrogance in posting so many times and believing that the post count on this thread actually counts, when it's really about fun.
I Ban Jack for wasting such pointless bans on HIMSELF.
And I ban you BOTH for discussing pointlessly with all of these millions of multiple posts in your insane ban session.

I ban Hammy for banning more than one person.

I ban Crest for that epic pwnage on the noobanners!

I ban dog because he is in awe of Crest.

I ban Andy for not being here long enough to revel in my Ban Master talent. I think you'll pick up fast enough, mate.

I ban Crest for thinking I would ever revel in your bans.

I ban Crest for finally coming to pwn me and Jack... that was a pointless ban session.

I ban andy for trying to fight a ban MASTER... you shall bow down before her soon enough

i ban dog because they already bow down to the ban game elite

I ban you all a good night.

I ban Hammy because his ban was pointless.... also I ban 7b because Crest is the elite and andy has not bowed down to her yet.

I ban Dog for believing I need people to bow to me to feed my OWN arrogance. That's everyone else's thing.
And I specially ban Andy for his backbone to defy me. I think I like you mate.

I ban Crest for taking andy under her wing

I ban Dog for his ability to read me so easily, and his jealousy.

I ban Crestshot for:
1.Thanks for liking me mate
2.Thinking even for a second I would bow down.
3.I ban you all a good night!

I ban you all because I am watching Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides tomorrow!

I ban Awesome for not being specific in his time tomorrow. Would that be a tonight tomorrow or a real tomorrow?

I ban Crest because it will be tomorrow, tomorrow, not tonight tomorrow. I am having a POTC marathon tonight!

I ban MA because she is just being polite, she really doesn't care.

I ban TSC for thinking for others,THAT is not polite at all! Where is my cat of nine tails?!?!

I ban Awesome for getting such an ugly little weapon out. Bleh, I'll stick to the cutlass. It's cleaner.

I ban Crest for sticking to her "clean" cutlass, a Rusty cutlass is, well rusty.

I also ban her because a cat of nine tails is definitely not pretty, no respectable pirate would have a clean weapon!

I ban MA for I also am watching OST Tomorrow afternoon

i ban the guy above me because a sword is an honorable weapon adhering to the pirate code unlike your cat of nine tails a navy whip

I ban Count because I said absolutely nothing about a cat of nine tails. and for not knowing who Mr. Awesome is

I ban Count because I am in good company, Davy Jones used a whip, minesis just nine times better.

And I ban Dog because a cat of nine tails is the only cat that can hurt him!

i ban Mr. A davy isn't an honorable pirate. even he wouldn't use a cat of nine tails (its a bad weapon)

I ban 7b because the Cat of nine tails worked very well for the romans......

i ban dog they used the spear and glatious as there main wepions.

I ban 7b because while those may have been their main weapons... they often used cat of nine tails for punishing slaves.. twas quite effective


Also, I ban you all a good night!

i ban dog because that much is obvious (the english navy used it to punish sailors btw we're fighting the navy in potco) also a cat of nine tails makes a horrible combat weapon. good night i ban you especially the newbs

I ban Countainer for finishing his ban by banning himself.

I ban Davy for never welcome banning Countainer back. I don't think he quite qualifies as a newb, my friend.

I ban Crest for banning Davy for an unrelated reason to his ban.

I ban andy for not listing said unrelated reason

I ban dog for not reading the post I was banning to figure it out.

I ban andy because you do not ban to gather information.

I ban you because I do ban for information.

I ban you... that is because you are a noobanner and do not know any better

I ban you for a horrible ban that took forever.

I skip ban dog for not banning me yet.

I ban andy because some people have school work to do in the mornings thank you very much
I also ban Andy for double posting... the mods are gonna love you

I ban you for not saying you have to do school work. G2G peace out!

I Ban Andy for leaving us in our time of need! The poor ban game shall remain stagnant throughout the day...
and I ban you for taking on this so called "Skip ban". You can't skip someone if you ban them.

I ban crest because my school work is finished now and I can ban all I want =D

I ban dog for banning for a reason about himself, and I ban crest for saying the thread is in need when it has 600 posts, I also ban crest for not knowing what a skip ban is.

I Ban Andy for questioning my knowledge of the ban game. A skip ban is where you skip someone for another instead of banning them. For Example:

OR

I ban crest for not knowing of the second type of skip ban I just made 0_0 and that when I say 'I skip ban dog' that means I'm skipping the above poster to ban dog.

I ban andy for being such a noobanner that he thinks he has more knowledge than a MASTER banner

I skip Dog to ban Andy for creating a skip ban out of a double post. The double post makes your argument null-in-void sir.
I ban Doggy for defending my untarnished reputation. *flex*

I ban you for thinking I think that, I'm just saying that I thought up a new skip ban and what I mean when I say skip ban. I also ban crest because my second post is what I was talking about, I skipbanned my self to ban dog, which in my language means 'I skip ban Dog'

I ban Andy for having a ban that doesn't fall in with my regulations and rule book. *GASP!*
/chuckle

I ban Crest because she didn't write the rule book.

I ban Andy for making me drag out and dust off my rule book. :rulez:

I ban Crest for bringing the rule book out to doom us all

I ban both of you because I have the rules from the first ever game here:

Rules:

You have to come up with a stupid [or good] reason to ban somebody. For example:

I ban Captain Seaford because he made this thread.

And you keep the chain going. You ban the person ABOVE you only!
If your lazy, do it this way instead:

Banned for making this thread (since it refers to the person who posted ABOVE you ONLY!!)

Please note that it does not have to refer the the persons post, for example:

Banned for having no signature.

Everybody get it? You don't have to say the persons whole name! You can just say, "Banned for making this thread." or something like that.

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Captain Seaford was these rule's writer.

EDIT: AAAAAAAAAAnybody going to reply?

I ban andy because.... whats your point here mate? and I also ban andy for editing

I ban dog for:
1. My point is to prove I didn't break the rules and Crest didn't wright them
2. I ban you because editing isn't a very good reason to ban.

I also ban Crest for not standing up for 'her rules' in my eyes thats saying that they aren't her rules.

EDIT: G2G Sea Ya Guys!

I ban andy for a few things

1. you did break the rules
2.Crest never said which rules she wrote
3. edits are completely bannable
4.you edited AGAIN
5. don't tell us good bye.. a true banner simply slips away into the shadows and reappears when the time is right.

I also ban crest for not showing us the rules and pwning andy

I ban dog:
1. If I did you did too
2. If she didn't wright banning rules, I couldn't break her's
3. I know they Are I just don't think they're good
4. See above
5. I can say bye if I want to

I ban Andy for getting in an argument with a ban master about the rules!

I also ban him for thinking everybody should ban as fast as him, people have more important things to do you know, I multitask for one.

I ban MA because I won the arguement. Also, you shouldn't have to ban every second, just don't take Ten Minutes to reply!

I ban Andy for thinking he won the argument, Crest just decided that arguing with a noobanner over the rules was not worth her time.

I ban MA because that means she gave up, which is losing.

I ban Andy because she never gave up, she won the argument and you kept banning after she left.

I ban MA for: can you tell me a quote of how she won?

I ban Andy for trying (please note the word) to pwn me when I'm not here. I do have better things to do, my friend.
I also ban him for not watching the player made evolution of ban game rules in his research of ban history.

I ban Crest for helping speed it up.

I skip ban Andy because there is a pwn just for you in her rule book, whether or not you read it is you're fault.

I ban Awesome for trying to put new words into my rule book and mouth.

I ban Crest because I play by the original rules. Now I'm bored of this SEA YA!

I ban Andy for being ignorant of three years of ban history.

I ban Andy for going all the way back into the past, rather than stay with us here in present day. Much more fun here, mate. You never know what's coming.
I ban Awesome for calling it ignorance, rather than stubbornness.

I ban Crest because it is both.