I ban Andy for doubting the goodwill of the WJARR.

I ban Andy for saying that he doubted that replicators will be released to the populace, so indirectly implying that I am not gracious.

I ban Andy for not knowing the following: The first replicator can replicate replicators.

MIND = BLOWN!

I ban Andy for taking it in a literal sense. If your mind was blown, then I wouldn't have the chance to obtain a new minio- I mean, employee of WJARR.

I ban andy. Just 'cause.

I ban andy because ban masters can say whatever they want.

I ban Tiberius.....Happy Monday :laughks2:

I ban aka because it has been too long.

I ban Tibby because I can, will, and will continue to do so :P

I ban Rich for his user-title. Who dubbed you a *ahem* "Ninja" banner?

I ban Dubbing, and as such, Dubstep.

No more WUBWUBWUBWUB.

Your banned indefinitely Jack, for trying to deny me of my Ninja Banner title that was awarded to me by me because I was awesomely banning people in the land of noobanners and bans-a-lot.

I ban Rich for putting 5 variations of the word ban in his ban.

Bans-a-lot?

I ban all you Noobanners for that nonsense! Now bow down to The Great One and make me a sandwich!

I ban TSC for we've, and as in we've I mean everyone in general, been at this for far too long.

I ban BBX.....long overdue...

I ban Due Dates.

Procrastination FTW!

I ban Andy for saying procrastination could harm me. Pfft. Yeah, right.

I ban Andy for assuming I'm arrogant, and not just sarcastic, or foolish.

I skip everyone to ban TSC for having been gone so long that he lives an absurd dream thinking he is a Ban-Master. Someone get this poor soul help and I do not bow to noobanners.

I ban Rich for saying that TSC isn't a Ban Master, and then denouncing him as a noobanner.

BWAHAHAHA! That's funny.

Wait. You're serious?

I ban Jack Shipsteel for not understanding that I am the true and only Ban-Master. I came out of stasis to fix all the wrong the noobanners have done against my kingdom. TSC, Tibby, and who ever else thinks they are a ban master, please smell the roses and return to your noobanner past, when things were simpler for you. I will continue to restore order to my land, therefore Jack, I pronounce you BANNED

I ban Rich, for according to the join date, I was banning before you.

'splain that!

I ban rich because i think he hit his head too hard on the sandwich bread when he was forced to make it for us. I told you to use the fresh bread, not the old, hard, stale bread!

I ban rich a second time for trying so desperately (and failing) to become the king of the ban game. If you want to rise through the ranks, you need to start out cleaning toilets.

I ban Jack for paying attention to the deets.

I ban Tib because he seems to think that he's the king of the ban game. There can only be one...

also hi guys bye guys love you all xoxoxoxox

I ban Crestshot because I never see her anymore.

I skip ban Tiberius for making the best ban I've ever seen in the history of this here game.

Not including My bans of course...

I ban Awesome for slipping a hint of arrogance in there while praising someone else. *chuckle*

I ban the ever-rarer Crest ban.

*Waves as Crest passes by*

I ban Hammy because BATMAN DOES NOT EAT WAFFLES!

Luckily, I'm not Batman... As far as you know...

I ban Deadpool for making me read that in Batman's voice...

I ban The Ham for not acknowledging my ban, and therefore, my existence.

I ban you both for assuming... If you assume you..

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I ban Hammy for assuming that assumptions are not apart of the ban game. Assumptions must be made during all text-based communication.

I ban Andy, for I see no typo.

I ban andy for banning Hammy

I ban andy once again for banning me

I ban Hammy for repeating the often repeated repeation of those repeated repeats of repeatable repeated repeat bans.

I ban Andy because the voices are never satisfied with one.. they crave more...

I ban the voices. Only text!

I ban Andy on behalf of the voices, who, in retrospect, do not have a voice.

I ban Jack for speaking for those who cannot speak.

I ban Tib because 12 of the 60,004 voices in my head commanded me to... The rest wanted nachos.

I ban Dead for only listening to the 0.000199%

I ban Crest because those are my favorite voices!

I ban Deadly Dead for still not giving into the voices desires for nachos when it'll help you too.

I ban Crest because the voices don't want nachos anymore. They prefer potatoes.

I ban Deadly the Pool for still not giving into his (indecisive) voices.

I ban Crest because I only listen to the voices that submit an application. All of them have submitted one, but I have no clue what to do with them.

I ban Dead for being a hypocrite.

I ban Crestshot for talking with a *hypocrite*.

I ban Sith for talking with those who talk to hypocrites and going on his way to make a hypocrite of himself.

I ban Tib because I have no idea what a Hyperactive Cricket is...

I ban Deadpool for not taking those crickets to a lab.

I ban Sith for wanting to enslave the insects.

I ban Tib for the Star Wars reference.

I ban Deadpool for not punting those jawas.

I skip Sith to ban Deadpool because I never made a Star Wars reference.

I ban Tib for using a Jedi mind trick.

I ban everyone for neglecting the ban game for ten days.

Ten. Long. Painful. Days.

I ban Andy for giving an excuse.

I ban andy for using orange text

I ban andy for not extending his arguments towards his opponents.

I ban Tib because it is rude to drink tea behind an active volcano while wearing dress socks in Metrapagothakanda.

I ban Andy because his current mood is "Say WHAT."

I ban andy for making me unexcited to refute your ban.

i ban andy bc i have not banned anyone in a long time ;)

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i ban any for thinking my ban was poorly thought out

I have returned to my throne. And therefor because of my heroic actions, I dub ye BANNED of the kingdom.