I'd say: what is this new power that has befallen me?

WWYDI if you had to use the bathroom right now?

I wouldn't be posting here right now.

WWYDI Disney finally added a new STORY quest?

I would say THANK YOU! FINALLY!!

WWYDI they messed up and added TT content instead of POTCO content to the Caribbean?

I would tear my hair out!

WWYDI they added POTCO content to Pixie Hollow?

I would just leave in shame

WWYDI they added Pixie Hollow content to POTCO?

i would be happy because at least they added something.


WWYDI all Disney games were mixed together?

I would go insane.....

WWYDI.....today was 12/24 instead of 12/1?

i would eat all of those x-mas foods.

WWYDI x-mas never came?

Become a menace to the world.

WWYDI you were really hungry right now?

i am....


WWYDI food tasted like ashes?

get rid of the gold coins!!!

WWYDI you had to use a stump as your Christmas tree?

i would have to tie him down.


WWYDI as a gift Disney added stuff?

I would yell "YAY STUFF!".

WWYDI they only added a Cutlass the looks alot like a candy cane?

I'd use the candy cane cutlass on their hide.

WWYDI the Christmas gift from Disney was another "Founder's Feast" complete with Pork Roast?

Exchange me pork roast for fresh meat...this stuff is beginnin to go bad....YUCK!

WWYDI Jolly roger passed out presents instead of Santa?

I'd pass. It'd probably be some silly curse or some such rot.

WWYDI Jack Sparrow was passing out gifts on Tortuga at Christmas?

I'd happily accept a gift from him. (whew)

WWYDI we got ship customization for Christmas?

Live in me quarters!

WWYDI your entrie crew turned into Jolly Roger's crew?

I would tell them where your rum stash is so I would be safe.

WWYDI there wasn't any rum left after the party the Krewe threw?

I hunt ya down like the sneaky scurvy dog ye be!

WWYDI the gypsy refused to sell ya tonics?

I'd have to smack the gypsy around a bit till I got my tonic

WWYDI the Catacombs were suddenly populated with cute, furry little critters?

Have to stop trying to level nades there...

WWYDI they took away your compass when you sailed?

Do as I did with it.

WWYDI your computer stopped working as you posted a reply to my question?

I would log back

Dadgummit! I had to log back on to finish this message.

WWYDI Monday was eliminated from the week?

Learn to loathe Tuesday.

WWYDI an elephant suddenly appeared in your front yard?

Well I'd welcome him inside but would insist he put his trunk in the attic...

WWYDI the pot of gold at the end of the raindbow was actually a pot of chili?

LOL! "...in the attic..."

I'd take some anti-acids and dig in.

WWYDI unicorns were introduced into POTCO?

Counter the unicorns with a man-charm.

WWYDI a cannonball burst through your house?

Would just think ... Oh well the neighbors are argueing again....

WWYDI you went to your garage and you auto was now a War ship?

Take it apart, and build a tree house.

WWYDI if you were suddenly part of the house (...as in, part of the ship, part of the crew)?

I would hope it's the entertainment room

WWYDI you knocked on your neighbors door and Jack Sparrow answered it?

I would ask if I could borrow some sugar. Savvy?

WWYDI someone only said Savvy?

They would be exceedingly asnnoying!

WWYDI I gave you all of Gunner's rum?

I wouldn't be working on Gunner right now.

WWYDI after you got all the rum Gunner drank it then made you get it all over again?

Cry.

What would you do if you were stranded in Davy Jones' Locker?

I would wait for the little white crabs to take me away.(like the little men in white coats that come to take crazy people away.)

What would you do if you controlled the Kraken?

Put a leash on him and strut through the towns

WWYDI if you got marooned on Devil's Anvil with Barbosa and Jack the monkey?

Load up me other pirate and TP to him.

WWYDI if you had to choose a new feature of either "walk the plank" or "keel haul"?

Why, I would choose the option to walk the plank.

WWYDI Gunner's quest was made twice as long?

I would drop the quest like a hot potato.
(and by the way, I'd have chosen walk the plank also)

WWYDI Disney allowed you to design 1 emote for your pirate?

I'd design a Flatulence emote since being a Pirate is a right GAS! Har!

WWYDI instead of capturing and sinking a flag ship you were allowed to commandeer it instead?

I'd make the navy dudes row it for making me dead so many times

WWYDI you got surrounded by a gaggle of Storm Reapers with no route of escape?

Sink.

WWYDI if you could have a rear firing cannon on the sailing deck of your frigate(s)?

I would have to rear-end ships (hope mods dont ban this..lol)

WWYDI sumone stuffed tar into all you cannons?

I'd hunt you down, because you had the idea first.

What would you do if every day was Christmas Eve?

Rock & roll and partee everyday!

WWYDI the Gator Boss stood up and began a conversation with ya?

LOL - I'd lean up against a tree and see what he had to say.

WWYDI the bay at Tortuga was turned into an ice rink for Christmas?

I WOULD PLAY HOCKEY ON IT!! I LOVE HOCKEY!!!!!

WWYDI...I went offline?

Look for ya on POTCO!!!

WWYDI Ya weren't playin this thread rite now?

Play on a different thread.

What would you do if you had the power to control apple sauce?

Why would I want to do that?

WWYDI pirates couldn't engage in chat on POTCO?

that would be sad i would move to POF

WWYDI..... if all you could do is chat on POTCO?

Sam doesn't Lizzy do that anyways? even if she chats to herself?? lol

WWYDI my avatar appeared at you door to sing Christmas Carols (remember be kind to animals)

Kitty would have a new home and a new name ( i am always kind to animals )

WWYDI my avatar showed up at you door selling girlscout cookies

I'd have to say...Sorry but you don't look like a girlscout and anyways I already gave at the office

WWYDI Santa abandoned his reindeer on your front lawn after Christmas?

i would have to break out the super duper scuper

WWYDI santa got stuck in your chimney on christmas eve

I say..."You are your own dude..I have me own problems"

WWYDI you discovered that you were a direct decendant of Santa?

lol...order the red suit and head for the north pole

WWYDI you dicoverd the you were a direct decendant of Hermey the misfit elf

I'd have to wonder "How I grew so Tall"

WWYDI I went AFK rite now......Snore____________________________________ _

I'd tap your shoulder and ask you to roll over cuz yer snoring.

WWYDI the tree in your yard suddenly turned into a Stump from the game?

I'd grab me handy-dandy voodoo staff out of the closet, lock the dogs in the house behind me, and make kindling.

WWYDI your backyard suddenly turned into Misty Mire?

Well at least I wouldn't have to cut the grass or pull the weeds....lol

WWYDI Jolly Roger turned out to be a real circus clown ... I mean like why is his name Jolly and not Scarey Roger?

I would have to bring out my little pirate, Big Mike Clown Thrower, to defeat him.

WWYDI the only way to beat Jolly's curse was eat the moon?

since the moon is made of cheese..I would buy the proper wine to go with it

WWYDI you had your choice to own the Goliath or the Black Pearl

I would have to choose the Black pearl for the booty, arrrrrrr

WWYDI I had 600 posts?
(600 posts now, LOL)

I'd say get to those school books, Andrew..lol

WWYDI you turned in to a vampire when bit by a vampire bat?

I'd stab a silver stake into my heart and kill myself, for I love garlic like your guys' mothers love you guys. No joke. (I really just like it in oriental dishes mostly, though I do like garlic hot sauce--can't stand regular hot sauce.)

WWYDI I traded you guys in for a bottle of garlic hot sauce?

I'd complain that I wasn't traded for at least a rare old bottle of Rum!

WWYDI Godzilla appeared off of the shores of Port Royal?

I'd say, ' heeeeeere lizard lizard lizard..........' and the save the town from a monster causing the flying pigs to scream ' COME BUY CHICKEN WINGS AT BARBOSSAS BURGER SHACK!!!!!!!'


had to make myself laugh there....... got myself a pretty lonely life here...


WWYDI those pigs would actually do that? swash might shoot em outta the sky and get some pork, is what i think.

Have me an outback BBQ.

WWYDI I stole your ship, took your weapons, your gold, your favorite hat, and that sandwich you were about to eat, hit you with a frying pan, and sailed to world's end and told the story of how I got away with it to baboons that make a strange noise and a weird smell?

wow that's alot of typing lol

O_O O_O O_O whoa. ummmmmm...... for once ed left me spechless:psmiley27:....... he is one of the few pirates who can do that....... i think I would......... errr.... hmm. I dont know WHAT I would do. well, maybe I'd 'borrow' Del's staff and show you real fear......... don't like adding to me list of who can leave me speach less...............



WWYDI I woke you up with a 'nade?

Say 10 more minutes with a bigger grenade.

WWYDI I asked you a question that you did not know the answer to?

I..... don't.......... know. gee, I don't know the answer to that one.



WWYDI I went AFK in the middle of a BB when I was an essential part O' the plan?

Throw you overboard then laugh.

WWYDI I got some of my computer privlages back even though I got bad grades?

I'd tell you to not be on the computer, the grades are infinately more important.

WWYDI Barbosa told you you could have all the gold in his grotto?

I'd ask him if has been taking his meds....

WWYDI your crew attempted a mutiny on ya?

Throw bottles of rum and shiney rocks at them while eating a nice big piece of turkey.

WWYDI I threw bottles of rum and shiney rocks at you while eating a nice big piece of STEAK?

I catch the bottles so's I could drink them and check the shiny rocks for gold...u can keep the steak

WWYDI all the Royal navy dudes manifested into Assasins while you were fighting them?

id jut kill all of tehm with my cutlass =]


WWYDI u passed teh flying duchmen on the sea?

Gather me crew and go out for a fight!

WWYDI Jolly Roger was in yer closet?

Shut the door quickly and bolt it! Then ignore the noise he makes trying to get out....

WWYDI Davy Jones crashed your next guild partee?

If I had too much rum, I'd ask him "Did you fear death?"

WWYDI the curse was changed from PvP to SvS?

I'd freeze up and get booted as has become my regular of late..lol

WWYDI all the skellys, undead, dire wasps, scorps, etc from the woods on Port Royal attacked the town simultaneously?

I'd ask "What would Lizzy do?"

What would you do if you had Kraken breath?

I'd be a hermit probably...no one would want to be around me...Even difficult for another Kraken...lol

WWYDI Sumone sold ya Jack Sparrow's hat and he caught ye wearing it?

Throw a rock at him then run.

WWYDI I cooked The Kracken with my staff and ate it?

Hand ye sum TUMS!!! Oh and a breath mint.....

WWYDI someone stole ye wardrobe from the tailors??

Hunt them down then laugh at them cuz my clothes are too big for the average pirate.

WWYDI I thought I was Ghost Rider?

Send ya to therapy...

WWYDI u discovered Lizzy was actually a lizard and not a pirate?

I think we all already knew that.

WWYDI Lizzy forgot her rum?

Borrow it then say nothing.

WWYDI I figured out I'm not really Ghost Rider, but actually Spider-man?

Catch u in a glass and stand on a chair pointin at u and screaming til some one came n put u out the door.

WWYDI You woke up tomorrow and u only had pirate clothes to wear to work?

Arr, I'd be telling me co-workers ta walk the plank!

WWYDI your War Frigate got stolen by a scurvey pirate?

Stock up on Limes, and throw bottles at em, while havin' me a kraken smoothie.



WWYDI I stole you ship, hit you over the head with a chicken, kick ye in the rear of yer ship, laugh, sail to the worlds end, and tell the demon squirals about how I discovered monkey - chicken stew, while evil baboons led an attack on ilsa de McDonalds and then bring me a Big Mac Bat to eat?

I'd wake you up, for that could only happen in your dreams.

WWYDI you dug up a chest for a quest and found a peanut inside?

What any other smart pirate would do. Eat half of the peanut, put the other half back in the chest, and then hand other the chest.

WWYDI you were given a chance to join the Game Master's Guild?

Jump on that chance in a heartbeat!

WWYDI you opened the game on Christmas Morning and Santa in his sleigh was flying through the sky?

Id shoot it with ma cannons and take all of the treasures.

WWYDI Tortuga had no more rum or salty wenches?

Move to another island for the rum...salty wenches-nutter story for this salty wench

WWYDI you woke up Christmas mornin and found out it was December 26th??

Build a time machine so I can stop myself from drinking all that rum and fix the Universe.

WWYDI the sea turned into rum, and Gunner wouldn't let you have any?