TOTE bags for the ladies!

how many TOES ......

The bonfires left a lot of SOOT

played poker and lost all my LOOT

and who gives a HOOT an owl does that who

I'll take an OATH of pirating...

HOLA Captain

Heyas Sam...

*waves*

WOW! Look out for that HOLE in the ground Sam...you almost fell in...

i wish everone a happy NOEL

Can sumone LEND me sum shiney to buy presents?

ill lend you some, oh dont have any guess i LIED

You mean yr bank account DIED?

not dead just IDLE

make sure you FILE the correct paperwork...

or it goes into a PILE of trash

that leaves a sour taste, like a LIME

Can always use a PAIL to clean it up

Egads laggin again

I'll go off of lime then.

So, how's life?

Ya no..It's get in LINE

It's getting closer to NOEL time.

aye can u LOAN ...me ur gold

Black silver in solid form: coal that is.

Do ya have a winter COAT?

i have one made out of CATS its perrrfetly warm

Sam you SCAB...don't talk about Kittycats that way!!

sry Lizzy i take it BACK i dont have a kitty coat

Will it have hash?

Does the ship LACK sails?

nope but we could go SACK...port royal

But would we gat BACK?

a nice new oven to BAKE in...

to make christmas cookies for goodness SAKE

Did everyone go out on black friday to get stuff on SALE?

Nope...I'm usually LATE in buying me presents and also very superstitious...

Well dont forget, dont want the kids to shed a TEAR!

Give the kids a PEAR...it's good for 'em...

keep ur... EARS ....open the curse is comin

The curse is not for SANE pirates.

I'd rather be sailing the SEAS than deal with the curse.

Did you see a SEAL on your sails on the seas?

No i got them on SALE

During all the big sales LAST week?

yep and hung it from the...MAST

Good job MATE!

If you cant take a ship, how about a TRAM

It might be a TRAP!

how do u RATE...that

See how he EATS! Disgusting!

yep those ...RATS r tasty

But what a TASK to chew them!

Better than CATS, though!

:skull: aye, if ya put em both in a TACO! :psmiley22:

aye or make a COAT out of them

Aww man...quit pickin on me kitty avatar...lol

They could escape in a BOAT!

That word stunk: you need to take a bath.

Mite apply to us BOTH!!

Anyone else want to see Bolt?

You mean like a COLT!

No, I could sure go for a COLA.

Just don't end up in a COMA...

Do ya carry MACE?

no........but we can RACE

race? In CARS?

No we will use a CART

and put it under a TARP

can u play the HARP?

only to cause your ears HARM!!!

Your ears my be harmed if you get woken up by a rooster on a FARM.

But he will crow loud and FIRM

Well, the roosters I guess can be handled.
Just dont go into the barn (or a theatre) and yell FIRE!

No, that would not be a FAIR or proper thing to do at all!

It would definitely cause FEAR

not if we keep it in GEAR

It could cause a riot and many a TEAR!

In the meanwhile can I get a steak...medium RARE?

Steak? You have steak? Thanks to this little trap I built on rumrunners, I caught me a HARE!
Hope it was no relation to EKB (although it was tough..)

Were said hare's EARS tasty Zep?

The hare's ears are the STAR attraction ukebec...

Ah - I never knew that. Well, hopefully the REST of him was nummy as well.

It was: my pets rather enjoyed him.

This is a TEST and only a TEST.....

After a TEST, I need to REST my brain.......

Tree tree tree tree tree.

True>>>>>>>>>>

Ruse<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Sore------->

Core<-----------

Cure--------->

Race<--------->

but at what PACE?

Do we have a PACT?

That's a FACT !!!

Ouch...just sat on a TACK!

Here, I'll TAKE it.

Boes that MAKE it all better

What a TEAM BBK is!

yes they are hard to BEAT

Do ya have any BAIT?

No but I can post your BAIL!!!

did Lizzy go to JAIL