I ban the previous debate on nicknames. Let's submit my resume!

Jack Shipsteel

Aliases: Jack, Cap'n Jack, Jack Jack, Jak, Jak Jak, Jackie, Jacko, Wackie Jackie, Jackie Wackie, Wacko Jacko, Jacko Wacko, The Rum Master # 2, Your Overlord, Abstergo Agent #47394585, HeWhoDrinksRum, Rum Lover, Insane, Jack of all Trades.

Quotes:
"The problem with reality is that there's no background music."
"5 out of 5 doctors reccomend that the best way to stay healthy is to never anger me."
"Nothing is something, something is anything, anything is everything, but everything is nothing."

Criminal Record:
57 accounts of Piracy.
765 accounts of Theft.
4768 accounts of Sailing while intoxicated.

I ban Jack for wasting his time writing all that when he could be doing more productive things. Won't get you far in life.

I ban Davy for not noticing I called it my resume. In case I ever need a new job.

But rum master fits me perfectly.

I ban geedy because I have played with you before. :P I'll leave you to become Intellectually Competent and figure it out. ;)

I ban Jack because there should be a caps on the Rum Master.

ooooh haha lol

I ban Sharktooth for not telling me earlyer.

I ban Luckie for i have been here for a while to day that is

I ban Luckie and geedy for forgetting punctuation! Look! There are three mods looking right now! They are gonna get you!

*waves to Lilys, Melody, and SvenN*

I ban Davy for that is ok im good at typing fast not adding the puncuation and every thing it takes to mutch time

I ban you all a good night! I would also like to announce that pieisbetter2 is now my official apprentice. I will be teaching him how to ban, place rum, and to NOT drink too much syrup.

I ban davy a good night and you wish

I ban this new kid.

I ban TSC for the rare ban.

I ban McSharky.

I ban the creative mind of Stealthy Cannoneer.