Wow... well done Del. My brain isn't working today.

Gracias :buds:

The distance between Rumrunner's and Tortuga is roughly 25 miles. A pirate can swim at a rate of 3 miles per hour. If I wanted to swim from one island to another, how long would it take?

8 hours and twenty minutes provided the pirate can make it the without dieing of exosten or buy someone elses hand.
or about 5 seconds if (s)he teleports

Incorrect, both of you :p

4:10 your twice as fast as the average pirate (he says sucking up to del)

am i on the right track

else not enough information

Second part is correct - I never said between which two islands I was swimming, aye? :laughks2:

so i got it right!!?

Here's hopefully a bugger.

Mike was investigating a murder scene with his two policemen. The suspects are Trish [her sister]. Dave [her friend] and Jordan [her dad]. Then Mike found a note with numbers and letters. It looks like this: t1 pip 515
After that Mike arrested the killer. Who did it?

Took me a few moments, but I got it. Trish did it. t1 pip 515 is backwards for "Sis did it." It's quite similar to the language "n00bish" which I am fluent in. It helps me get around Abassa.

Here's a pretty easy one I found on the Internet. You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?

Candle, duh. Then you can light the wood stove later.

That is incorrect, sir. I am sorry. Come on, mate. Go through the process. What must you do before you light the candle?

Light the match?

The Match!