Andy is taken by security to a factory where he is to be melted, and it becomes a worldwide news story.

Andy then dies and Jack Sparrow takes his place.

Cap'n Jack is on a dinghy in the middle of the ocean, with 1 bottle of rum that is 3/4 empty.

Jack is then chased by the kraken.

Jack quickly looks around for any sort of weapon, and sees the bottle of rum.

He drinks it.

Jack then says, "Why didn't I bust the bottle open and use it as a weapon?"

He discovers that he accidentally 93Mb it.

And then he notices the other weapon, an oar, on his left.

He splinters the oar and threatens to infect the Kraken.

Threatened with a minor cut followed by major infection, the kraken backs off, but threatens to come back with a vengeance.

Jack poses as a sign of his victory.

In the background, a very subtle POTC song plays.