Granted but it was taken by the 'noobs'.

I wish that Jason would explain his user title.

Granted but.... even he doesn't know what it means.


I wish to be commander of all " noobs "

Granted, but they immediately overthrow you since they have nothing better to do.

I wish for a jar of dirt.

Granted but I dumped it out and filled it with pasta's of unknown origin


I wish to know why Davy's mood is still drinking? lol

Wish granted, but nobody will tell you.

I want a... house!

Then maybe you should wish for one.

I wish that my printer would come alive and talk to me while I lecture it about life.

Granted, but it falls asleep during the lecture.

I wish for a house.

Granted, but its upside down.

i wish for a cake bomb.

Granted, but it's already exploded.

I wish for an arcade hacking system.

Granted, but it hacks your computer and reveals intelligence to our enemies. (ie Jolly)

I wish for a dog.

Granted, but my pet tiger eats it.

I wish for a pet tiger. (for real)

Granted, but it just ate you.

I wish for a legendary blunderbuss.

Granted, but it requires legendary ammo that costs 1000 gold per shot.

I wish for an adorable kitty cat.

Granted, but that kitty cat has a gun and knows how to use it.

I want a rum1.

Granted, but I drink it
I wish for unlimited inventory space

Granted but you can only use 1 spot...



I wish for NO inventory space

Granted, but you cant use weapons



I wish for 100,000 gallons of Fine Altoona Rum!!! (I made that up :))

Granted, but Fine Altoona Rum is a mixture of Skeleton, Voodoo and Gunpowder rum.

I wish for a red beard.

Granted, but its huge and u have to donate blood to make it red. (Give up all blood)

I wish for El Patron's lost sword

- POOF -


Wish is granted but you lost it.



I wish for a sword that has been lost once recovered twice and lost thrice more times !

Granted, but it requires level 31 sword.

I wish for a SOTL to be my own.

- POOF!!!! - Granted.... But every "noob" says its theirs and sink it cause they think its awesome.


I wish for lvl 1 sword lol

Granted, but it has -1 attack.

I wish for more reputation.

Granted.... but it's negative rep.


I wish for negative rep

Granted, but getting a negetive lvl bans you automaticaly

I wish to be able to post stuff from Memebase on here

Granted, but good luck handling a Queen Ant Regiment all to yourself.

I wish for a higher post count.

granted... but the hat is so shiny it attracts aliens and you get abducted.

i wish for The Lost Sword.

You lose it.

I wish that you would lose The Game.

Granted but somehow you win the game


I wish for a found sword

Granted... but every time you use it, you lose health and the enemy gains health.

I wish for a pet chicken.

Granted but Big Phil beats you up for taking his chicken.


I wish to be the most high and supreme ban master that is so mighty it makes TSC cry!

Granted... but TSC has tears of fire, which drip onto your foot and burn it.

I wish for a Level 100 pirate. ;)

Granted, but you ban yourself

I wish for a rare grenade

Granted, but your weapons are lvl -100

Granted, BUT ITS POISONOUS

I want the Lost Sword

granted.

But, sadly, it's "Lost". What good is The Lost Sword when it is found? The Found Sword isn't so legendary, now is it?

I wish to be Jolly Roger, but use my powers to beat everyone in PvP and conquer the world so that pirates may rule it. And... to get A LOT of loot! :D

granted but you over use them and burn your self out a squirrel then takes over the Caribbean and your loot

I wish for a fish

Granted, but the fish is a phiranha and eats you alive.

I wish for a sword with 100 power that I can use will never be lost and can't be affected by anything.

Granted, but your sword loses its value because there is already the World Eater Blade which has 105 power.

I wish for my two front teeth.

Wish granted, but there fake.

I wish for rum.

Granted. But it's Monster Rum. Few pirates have the antidote.

I wish for.... hmmmmm..... a..... watermelon?

Granted, but its filled with poison.

I wish for the antidote of monster rum.

Granted,... but it's poisonous and requires you to be immune.

I wish for someone to ban me in the ban game.

Granted, but the person isn't real.

I wish Hammmy wouldn't make a wish.

Granted...but that means that you can't get your wish.

So... I wish for a new, better, awesomer game to be started.

granted but you'll never hear about it

i wish for deep thought (the computer)

Granted, but you only get a picture.

I wish for my real own tree that I can sit in.

granted its a sequoia you can sit in it in a few hundred years

i wish to own this site

Granted but you can't run it.

I wish for dirt.

Granted, but it comes in a jar you can't open.

I wish the Earth had a smaller magnetic pull so we can just bounce around on the surface (but hard enough to not fly off!).

Granted, but that doesn't change gravity

I wish for a tail

Granted, but people step on it and it eventually falls off.

I wish for some rum pizza! mmmm. yum!

Granted but it's poisened

I wish for carpet.

granted, but it's covered in fleas!

I wish for 100 bottles of rum.

Granted but they are made of your soul!

I wish for eyelids

granted, but your body rejects them.

I wish for more great books.

Granted, but they're in alien language

I wish for dirt

Granted, you get a fleck of dirt that blows away the moment you try to look at it.

I wish Misty had purple hair.

Granted. But bees attack you, thinking you are a flower.

I wish for nothing.

Granted but then you see a car u want thats $1,000,000 and u can't wish for it.

I wish for a smurf.

Granted, you get a smurf, but a secret agency takes it away to test on.

I wish that there were no annoying players on Pirates.

Granted. But I come along and replace all the others. :D

I wish for that $1,000,000 lambo I just saw.

Granted, but the police see you with it, and they arrest you because it looks like you've stolen the car because you're so shabby.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted but they wont be granted

I wish for my guild to be massive

Granted, but its massive, and filled with NOOBS!!!


I wish for me to have an incorruptible wish

Granted, but every wish is possible to corrupt, except this one, so you've corrupted your own wish by wishing for that. So congrats! You've wasted your wish!

I wish Misty could have adventures with Jack Sparrow.

Granted, but you get arrested.

Granted, but you didn't wish, so nothing was granted.

I wish for Jack Sparrow's jar o' dirt (which you rudely stole from him, DP).

Granted, but the Kraken eats it.

I wish for a cat.

Granted, but it falls off of the couch nine times and dies.

I wish for another Bourne movie.

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish for a couch.

Granted, you get a miniature paper one.

I wish for the jar of dirt inside the Kraken.

Granted, but the kraken pukes it up, and it smashes.

I wish for cearel.

Granted.... but it was very tasty - hands empty bowl -

I wish for TYRANT blade and more wishes

Granted, but the tyrant blade destroys the wishes and self destructs.

I wish for a ship of the line.

Granted. But they release a War Ship of the Line.

I wish for Skittles.

Granted, but they fall on the ground and grow into trees

I wish for the sea.

Granted, but you will never be happy unless you have an ocean.

I wish for an ocean.

Granted, but it turns into acid and burns you alive.

I wish for a chair.

Granted, but Goldilocks broke it.

I wish for happiness in an unbreakable jar.

Granted but Jack charms you into giving it to him.

I wish for an interesting book to read.

Granted, the first three letters are the most interesting thing you've ever read!

I wish that I was a Super Pirate.

Granted, but the navy, eitc, and skeletons are your kryptonite.

I wish for bird seed.

Granted but it is an actual seed that will grow a half bird, half plant thing that will eat you and then the entire planet!!

I wish for a Sammich.

I haven't a clue what that is, and I'm your wish granter, so you just get a giant ERROR sign instead.

I wish for a flower.

Granted, but it's the corpse flower and it smells awful.

I wish for the magic leprachaun :p

Granted, it bites your kneecaps and runs away.

I wish for a green spotty dish.

Granted, but it breaks.

I wish for the next poster not to be DP or andy

Granted, but I'm andyspins

I wish for a famous game to be created by me.

Granted, it's famous as the worst game ever created.

I wish I could lick my elbow.

Granted, but it tastes awful and your toungue falls off.

I wish for a fish on my dish.

Granted, but it's the puffer fish. You grab it, realise it's still alive, it puffs up... ouch.

I wish for a can full of lemonade.

Granted, but it grows legs and walks away.

I wish for a boat.

Granted, did I mention it was the Titanic?

I wish that the moon was made of cheese.

Granted, but it falls to Earth and crushes you!

I wish for a coke and a mentos. :D

You eat them in quick succession and they explode in your stomach.

I wish for a wooden stick.

Ok, but you can't touch it.

I wish I saw more avatars like mine. ( not Excactly, I mean like Mr. Awesome's. )