that is loaded with many cannons to

that contain Fury 0_0

O_O fury ducks


the rubber ducky ship gets a needle in it and it pops

The popped Duck is flying around carried by the remaining air and hits the ship.

it turns into a toy rubber duck named joe

Joe is no threat anymore... But the Kraken is....

the kraken is no where near them, but the wooden board is

And on that wooden board contains something very cool

a nail XD and they all stare with awe at it

as if it was a shinny coin that the pirate curse had upon it

But it actually is the shiny coin with the pirates curse on it

it turns into a dounut

Susan eats the doughnut!

Then explodes into fireworks while people OOOOO! Ahhhhhh! Pretty lights!

Susan suddenly is whisked away to this strange place called, "The Recesses of Wackie Jackie's Mind."

Then She Realizes That Wacko Jacko Has No Mind & She Jumps Out Through Wacko Jacko's Ears!!

However, she is now a midget.

She finds herself in a tavern, with a bunch of partying pirates that look like skyscrapers to her.

She decides it is way to dangerous out there, so she jumps into the nearest person's head, which, unfortunately, turns out to be The Monster's.

Then She Go's Into A Never Ending World Of Madness Until She Slowly... dies...

but some guy named Pete revived her.

My goodness, isn't Pete a dashing lad?! She thinks to herself.

Pete doesn't like her, and throws her in the magical trash.

She climbs out, and remembers she is still inside The Monster's head!

She wakes up on bottles and bottles of rum they drank before she passed out and dreamt about this guy named Pete.

She finds that she is no longer in The Monster's brain.

she is, in fact, next to pete!

She screams at the sight of Pete, for he really looks like the monster she was trapped inside of!

Pete throws her off the dock.

While she was under water, she befriended a fish named dory and a shark named brucie

Brucie says that his nickname is Bruiser.

They dont like jolly, so the decide to kill him!

Jolly doesn't like them, so he zaps the sea.

but, in there awesomeness, they doge it, and fart on jolly!

By accidentally took a shrinking potion mistaking it for a flatulence fizz!!

Now Jolly (who loves toys) picks them up and starts playing with them like action figures, as if he is a toddler.

Jolly Roger acts out a Romeo and Juliet, being the pansy that he is.

While he was off his guard playing with his so called "action figures" he was attacked by a band of pirates with swords and pistols!

Bruce and susan are ticked, and crawl up his pant leg and bruce bites him while susan stabs!

"argh! These pitiful pirates are going in me pants, FALL BAcK, RETREAT!" jolly says.

they both crawl up into his hat, and stab/bite him in the skull, and he dies!!

davy pulls out his gun and shoots the monkey

the monkey grows into a giant beluga whale

What monkey?

they party after killing davy!

jolly roger gets up and sails away (hes cursed to walk the land and sea forever)

Don't bring in completely random things into the story please.

Jolly Roger didn't notice that he sailed straight into a mine.

the mines explodes breaking the ship in half, jolly roger gets in a rowboat murmering

It just isn't his day, and he gets hit in the head by a cannonball.

it knocks off its hat but the hat flys back on his head

It reminds me of the time that I was attacked by a rabid donut...Jolly thinks to himself.

jolly then gets attacked by a rabid donut

Before he eats the donut, a bagel jumps in and starts attacking him too!

Bruce and susan are domed to become dolls forever unless they can eat a rabid dohnut and a bagel, so bruce and susan attack jolly!

bruce and susan r not there yet

jolly gets attacked by a cookie 0_o

Then they arrive, eat the cooke, bagel, and donut, and beat up jolly.

they dont know where he is XD

jolly roger gets beat up by the cookie

Jolly roger goes mentally unstable on the cookie

Well yes they do, and board the row boat and pwn.

Jolly Roger screams and dives into the ground like the coward he is

Since tey ate the magic cooke to, they are now as big as he is and laugh and jolly.

jolly roger kills susan and bruce (its about jolly roger for the next 5 pages XD)

well i guess jollys the main character.
on the way to his fort, jolly gets time to think, and he decides that he wants to be a good guy.

but then he realizes he cant hes the main villain

So he gets therapy

he continutes into the fort

He steals the tent outside the fort and uses as a hat

Li's pet wolf, Wolf, comes out of hiding and takes off with the hat that was made from a tent.

Jolly goes insane from the conflicting emotions, and screams i wanna be a good guy!

then realizes he cant (hes main villian) (MUST STAY LIKE THAT FOR the next 10 pages)

he gets a burger with fries at Mcdonalds at the fort

then he realizes the french fries tastes awful and the burger isnt even made with real tomatoes :O!

he orders another burger

He then gets on the forums to read and encourage you all to read this thread.

he realizes it is pointless and decides to wreck havoc yet again

he orders a burger with cheese

The monkey takes the burger and tastes it a little screeching out, " Geez, this is moldy cheese!! "

he throws the cheese at the mcdonalds guy

Jolly roger then gets overrun by cheeseburgers

He runs away and all the pirates make fun of him

(there were no pirates in the fort)

he orders a 50 foot tall cheese burger for $0.01, he pays the penny

He realizes that he should wreack havoc on those petty pirates

but first he MUST eat the GIANT BURGER

He blasts the burger to become evil yet again, then invades Tortuga.

When invading Tortuga, he finds pirates stopping him, and he dies.

He then muses over a plan to figure out how to beat those pesky pirates...

But then he realized, oh yeah, I can't think, I'm dead.

So he keeps raiding nearby ships, and comes across Davy Jones!

who throws a wild party on the black pearl.

He then realizes that annoying Jack Sparrow has the black pearl.

he gives jack sparrow a box of donuts

He hands over the pearl, and jolly crushes.. bug!

then bug crushes jolly.

jolly gives a box of donuts to sparrow (again)

Then jolly kisses sparrow and marries him.

Jack Sparrow divorces and Jolly becomes evil once again.

Jolly is sick of his undead life and stabs him self with a cursed blade.

-spot light turns to sparrow -

Sparrow doesnt care about Jolly dieing, so he does his normal duties as a pirate.

He storms kings head with a druknen from of forumers.

and finds jolly roger there with davy jones and saying

"Your debt must be payed SPARROW!"

Sparrow says, "Do i have to marry you again?"

davy jones says "You have been captain of the pearl for 13 years. YOUR SOUL IS MINE!"