I ban The. And when I say The, I mean The New Prisoner. See that he has a cell with extra rats Jack.

I ban Inmate # 0001 for accepting his title. Now, if only you would obey as easy as you love your title.

I ban Jack for changing my name. It used to be Inmate 0001. I ban Davy for making me go to ANOTHER cell.

I ban Jack because I feel like it.

I ban Davy and Jack for.... Why am I the only prisoner?

I ban Sharky for making the only offense. Once another does a crime, he/she shall meet the same punishment.

Ok, well at least I capitalize my letters.... And what about Davy_? He is a major offender.

I ban Sharky for having crime that runs in the family. Pirate Guy, welcome to your new title. Inmate # 0002.

And Suspect # 0003 is currently on the lamb, Inmate # 0001. He shall be apprehended shortly.

I ban Jack for putting Pirate Guy in prison. Wait, actually, I thank you.

I ban Jack for I am inmate number -0!

I ban Inmate # 0001 for recieving a new cellmate. Inmate # 0001, meet Inmate # 0002.

I ban Jack for arresting Pirate Guy for no reason... carry on.

I ban Davy for not seeing that obvious lack of punctuation.

I ban Jack because I am tired... and thirsty... I want rum...

I ban Davy for not being satisfied with an astounding 7 barrels.

I also ban the ever-lurking Jules.

I Ban Jack For Having A Name After Something That Doesnt ExistIn POTCO World Yet!
( shipsteel, Shipwood. )

I ban Davy for having an Avvie that looks like a satellite!

I ban Inmate # 0002 for having a good avvie.

I ban Inmate #000000.1 for not eating all of his sandwich....

I ban the pastry thing.

I ban the skull thing...

I ban the pirate thing...

I ban things!

I ban Jacko Wacko The Wackie.

I ban Davy for creating an offshoot of yet another nickname.

I ban Crestshot.

I ban Davy for trying edit banning.

I ban Crest because... \/\/\/

I ban Witchdawkta for creating a W. Or is it an upside down M?

I ban Jack for claiming to have a Ban Blade.....

I ban Jack because his mental instability does not recognize arrows.

I ban Juliana because... shh... It's real...

I ban Dawkta for not thinking up anything better. It's only real if you think it's real.

I ban Crest because I do think it's real.

I ban Dawkta for not reading closer. Let me rephrase. It's only real if I think it's real.

I ban Crest for admitting it's real! No but's, you admitted it! Maybe not in word form, but you did!

I ban the fictitious ban blade ;)

I FINALLY Ban Jules for not writing her own fictitious ban blade in retaliation!

I ban anybody who dares doubt the all powerful Blade of Bannification.

I ban Jack with my Ban Master Power. I do not need any weapons to enforce the power of my bans. The ban alone is weapon enough.

I ban Jules for pulling the Ban Master card.

I ban Crest for also pulling her Rum/Ban Master cards frequently.

I ban Jack for pulling the same stuff. Or at least attempting to....

I ban Crest for banning the card. Tis a good card. It was getting dusty. I had to use it :)

And I ban Jack for banning frequently. Well done young Grasshoppa!

I also ban Shark to make it a triple ban.

I ban Maria for the triple ban. Well played.... Well played.

I ban McSharky for complimenting while banning.

I ban Cresvy for banning Sharky for complimenting for banning at the same time :)

I ban PIB for overusing that ban.

I ban Crest for intentionally getting my name wrong, or at least I hope it is intentional.

I haven't banned anyone for ages...

I ban Sharktooth for.... the.... yea...

Oh darn, ya got me on that one Davy. I ban Davy for creating yet another fine ban.

I ban Shark because MEH.

I ban the doc.

I ban Juliana because you must capitalize "Doc".

I Ban WitchDawkta For Being A Grammer Police

I ban davy becuase of there where no grammar police wee wuod wee taing wike wis.

I ban Davy for misspelling "grammar". XD

I ban Seaking because... that's nightmarish. Ugh...

I ban Witchdoctor Dan for finding quite some spelling mistakes.... You wouldn't be looking for a new job in the GP, would you?

I ban Jack for trying to recruit someone else. Dan would much rather enjoy the company of Pirate Guy and I, in the cells, with rum :D

I ban Captain because I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

I ban Catherine for not being familiar with the GP's work.

I ban Jack.......... Because he always beats me to a post in put 100 bottles before mods take em so i have to revise

I ban Chalupa for not knowing you must be a rum master in order to time it just right. I'm always able to get that 100th. MWAHAHAHAHATEEHEEHAHAHAHEEHEEWOOHOOhahaha.. ha. ha...

I ban Jack and all the other posters for making me get the 99th one in the past TWO threads

I ban myself for being myself >:)

I ban chalupa for the double post.

I ban Sharky for noticing that obvious error.

I ban Jack....

I ban MP for not being Ban Inside too.

I BAN THE SKIRATA CLAN BAN MAN!!!!!!!! :D :D :D Miss you buddy! Hope things have been good!

I ban Jules because I only banned to get you here!

I ban TSC because it worked! :D Now make a cookie appear?

I ban Jules because oddly enough I do have a can of them Christmas only danish cookies.

I ban TSC because I believe he should share, because sharing is caring when you share with Jules ;)

I ban Jules because "JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!"

I ban TSC because JOEY IS MEAN! :'( Fine, Ill sit here and eat my stinking broccoli. *sniff*

I ban Jules for not thieving like a good pirate. Bit rusty, mate?

I ban TSC for showing up after what feels like MONTHS!

I ban Sven for not getting in here with the other ban masters. Stop lurking already!

I ban TSC... I think it has been months.... and I just remembered that I am still apprenticed to this semi-afk from game guy...

I second that ban. I demand you come out from hiding Sven. It has been FAR too long since I've banned you ;)

I ban Davy so he doesn't feel abandoned.
I ban Jules for winking in joy rather than hitting the books. With a hammer.

I ban Crestshot for thinking of me. Should I be happy or scared?

I ban Crestshot again for hating books.

I ban Davy for banning crest for banning Jules for liking books!!

I ban the both of you for bringing books into this session twice.

I ban Crest for doing it a third time. :)

I ban Davy for not being able to count properly.

I ban Crest for not missing me, seriously tragic.

Welcome to the ban game! May your life be filled with bans, ye noob banner...

Oh wait, is that TSC? The infamous Masta Banna? My bad.... LoL

I ban TSC for going MIA on us. You have been demoted to a Ban Apprentice while you were away. So tragic...

I ban Muffin for thinking he has that kind of authority ;) Young grasshoppa....

I ban juiiana because us pirates dont know what authority is.

I ban 23 because in Ban Land there is such a thing. So learn it!

I ban skirta because i burned the document that holds that rule!

i ban SEAKING for having an all caps name

I ban Chalupa for having a Mexican food name.

I ban Skirata for NOT having a Mexican food name.

I ban SEAKING for his spelling.

I ban fails.

I ban every single post in this thread because I'm new and there is alot of them =)

I ban Jules for trying to ban the very things that makes all of us giggle!

I ban crest because giggling is over rated.

I ban SEAKING because giggling is awesome.

I ban Em for taking my side.