I ban Sharky. Did nobody notice my new user title??

I ban SC because I did.

I ban Jack who probably is posting before me.

EDIT: I guess not. In that case, I ban Sharktooth's dancing cat.

I ban Sharky for chatting with Davy about employment. But I'm certain you were just making small talk, aye?

AYE?

I also ban Davy for being wrong. And for trying to take all of my minions. They must choose their minionship.... Rum? Or Ban? In Ban Minionship, you get to ban your enemies. In Rum Minionship, you get rum.

I ban Jack.

Nay.

I ban Davy for not giving me time to edit, thus, reading my old post.

I ban Davy and Jack because I don't know which I is. Rum Minion or Ban Minion?

I ban Sharktooth because you don't want to be a rum minion. As a rum minion, you must keep the rum from pirates. You don't get to drink it. As a Ban Minion, you can graduate after some learning, and perhaps become a Ban Master!

I ban Davy. So are you trying to recruit Sharky as a Rum Minion or a Ban Minion.

I ban SC. Both, maybe. I am a valued prospect....

I ban Davy for giving Sharky false dreams and information.

Have you not seen the current Ban Masters? They are indecisive. What one says, another disagrees with. And, did I and do I not pay my minions with a barrel of rum each month? That's equal to 300 bottles!

It is possible to become both a Ban and Rum Master, but you can not be a minion of both trades at the same time. So, pick the smart choice.

I ban the nonexsitent guest.


Btw Jack, I need more info before joining a cause.

I ban Jack for still owing me two barrels of rum.

I also ban you for encouraging Sharktooth to be a Ban Minion. It is the smart choice indeed.

I ban Jack. So I should be a Rum Minion then? 0_o

EDIT: I ban Davy for saying a should be a Ban Minion. WHICH IS IT???????????????

I ban the lot of ya.

Let me get this straight: Who is the Rum minion recruiter and who is the Ban minion recruiter?

IBY for not being attentive.

Jack = Rum Minion recruiter.

Davy = Ban Minion recruiter.

I ban Stealthy for wishing for more information. Very well....

RUM MINIONSHIP MEMBERSHIP INFORMATION:

"The best things in life aren't free. But, rum is still worth the cost."

Rum is a valuable commodity in the Caribe. It fuels both sailor and Pirate alike. But, it has become increasingly scarce and expensive. That's why, at Wackie Jackie's Rum Industries, we try to fix this problem. Currently, we're trying to build a special item, called the Drink Replicator. Once perfected, it will be able to copy rum exactly as it is put in, making the rum drought a thing of the past. Soon rum shall be plenty!

All employees get the following:

* One barrel of above-average rum a month
* A Drink Replicator as soon as production commenses.
* A good working environment.
* Friendly faces to work around.

So, join Wackie Jackie's Rum Industies. Working for a better tomorrow, today.

I ban Jack because the rewards for being a ban minion are far better. Did I mention we can ban those silly Rum Masters to death and then take the rum?

Hmm... Now where is Davy? I ban that ever present not there guest.

I ban Davy, for once the Drink Replicator is perfected, there will be no need to fight over rum! We can just reproduce the same heavenly drink! Do you not see the logic of it?

I ban Davy because we can hide them... or something. Jack rewards are quite enticing....

I ban Sharky!

BAN! BAN! BAN!

I ban Sharktooth, because Monster Rum cannot be replicated. We can make our own replicator too.

I also would like to introduce you all to PIB, my new minion.

I ban Pib for falling for the trap.

I ban Sharky for not noting my benefits.

I ban pib. I'll be concocting that vaccine as soon as I can. Expect it within a week or two. Very hard to make you know.

I ban Davy for 1) not noticing I already have those vaccinations created, and 2) trying to copy my rum industry. Seeing that the ban industry is not too profitable?

I ban the lot of you again. Youre confusing me...

I ban Stealthy for not knowing that pib is Davy's Apprentice, and that vaccinations are needed to withstand the Monster's fumes and poison.

I ban Jack for having inside information.

-grabs by collar- Who do you work for!?!

I ban Jack because Monster Bacteria adapt. The vaccines you have don't work anymore. Only I can access the real ones.

I ban pib for saying I work for anybody. There's only one thing I work for. UNLIMITED RUM!

And don't try to understand where I get my info. I have my ways.

I also ban Davy for thinking I don't understand what to do. Whenever I see the vaccine is no longer performing to standard, I simply take another sample from that horrid thing and create a new vaccine. It does give me a horrible illness for a while, getting the bacteria, but it's worth it.

I ban Jack for making up info.

I just flat out ban Davy. Lets get back on track, aye?

I ban Stealthy. Aye, lets get back on track. May I interest you in this flyer about becoming a Ban Minion?

I ban Davy. Some people never learn...

I ban Stealthy, because good thing that I do, eh?

I ban DF for being incorrect. You are picked for Apprenticeship. And you don't ask for minions. You just take them.

I ban the lurking guest.

I ban PIB for lurking and not banning!

I ban TSC and his ban authority.

I ban PIB because I made him ban!

I ban pib for questioning TSC's authority.

I ban SC for his/her slow banning skills.

I ban TSC because if you look, you didn't. You, Stealthy, and I all banned at the same time.

I ban anyone who question's TSC's authority.

I ban TSC for clarifying that I can just take minions. Thank you mate.

I ban TSC again for not giving me my Apprentice Progress Report.

I ban DF because you still lots to learn.

I ban TSC because he knows I'm right and can't come up with anything better to say :)

I ban TSC because I want a full report.

I ban the lot of ya. I wanna be an APPRENTICE!

I ban DF because you are very close. SC you just joined in December last year!

I ban the lot of you again. Can i be an apprentice please?

I ban TSC for avoiding me..... :D

I ban PIB because I don't know what you are talking about.

I ban Pibby.

I ban TSC because he SO knows what I'm talking about. I can't believe it. I think I have made the ban master speechless. I win!

I ban TSC for saying I am close. I like that.

I ban Stealthy for asking for Apprenticeship. Thats like asking to be an officer.

I ban Pib for being my minion. Do you want the Vaccine to be Cherry Pie Flavored or Apple Pie Flavored? If I don't give it flavoring you will be sick for months.

I ban PIB because that made no sense.

I ban TSC. Why cant i be an apprentice then?

I ban SC because DF just explained that.

I ban Davy. Make it.... cherry pie.

I ban TSC because he is still speechless. Don't worry, you will accept you PWN in a little.

I ban Stealty. Oh Stealthy, you are so new to this.

I ban Stealthy for failing.

I ban TSC for helping me add onto his failure.

I ban PIB because I am out of the Cherry Pie.

I ban Davy. DANG IT. Fine, apple it is.

I ban PIB because I am out of that too. Thats a problem.

I ban Davy for wanting to make me sick. Find something that WON'T leave me sick, please.

I ban PIB. Okay, I have... lets see... Elephant dung, booger, ear wax, and toenail. OH, and Kraken Barf.

I ban Davy. DUDE I WANT THE ELEPHANT DUNG! I love dat flavor :D

I ban PIB. I have just a few drops left. It has some possibly deadly bacteria. That fine with you?

I ban Davy and Pib for.... just read above.

I ban Sharktooth for not wanting any Elephant Dung.

I ban Davy. Yea, it's fine, I'm already kinda sick.

I ban PIB. Okay, I'll be working on the Vaccine...

I ban Davy for nearly reaching Ban Mastership. Excellent work my friend!

Although, I must disagree with your master, TSC, on how you can just take minions. Aye, you can, but in order to win their loyalty, they must volunteer.

I ban Jack for fighting a losing war.

I ban Davy for who said I was fighting? Unless I'm mistaken, I already have the loyalty of many. Pib... an odd case.

I ban Jack for speaking WAY too much of the truth. It hurts my BRAAAAAIIIIINNNNN D:

I ban pib for reminding me of those pesky zombies on Five.

"Need some more clams for the chowder over here!"

I ban Jack. Too lazy to think of a descent reason.

I ban Davy for being lazy and then going nuts if he gets a B on his school work....

I ban PIB because B's are horrible. I would rather be attacked by The Monster than get one. Well, not really.

I ban Davy for thinking I'm too lazy to come up with an answer! I did! So, I'll say Thank You for noticing! Wait....

"How do say, "Thank You," in idiot?

I ban Jack for not being fluent in his native tongue.

I ban Davy for totally PWNING! Jack. Wow, that is quite funny xD

I ban Davy for thinking I know that language. I forgoed it in College. I instead took Advanced Calculus.

"They don't call me the Whiz Kid for nothing."

I ban Jack because people take Calculus in High School where I live.

I ban Jack for counteracting that PWN! This'll be interesting!

EDIT: Ooh! PWNED again Jack!

I ban PIB for acknowlodging my pwns. They are so obvious they need not be pointed out.

I ban Davy. I'm not pointing them out, I'm emphasizing them.

I ban Davy for not seeing Advanced in there.

"Do not pray for easier lives, gentlemen. Pray to be stronger men."

I ban Jack and his random quotes.

I ban pib for not noticing the connection.

"Why do I keep hearing the freakin' numbers!!!"

I ban Jack for praying so desperately for both. And not getting either.

I ban Davy for I must leave you. Do not kill pib or anybody else in my abscence! Tis a pity.

I ban Jack. Don't worry, I've been in a cage with The Monster. Oh, and I was wearing a meat suit. But then again, that was a Tuesday..... today is Wednesday.... Oh well.

I ban PIB for being almost invincible.

I ban Jack for leaving. Probably is too afraid to stay.

I ban Davy. I am quite invincible, aren't I. Oh, and lookie here, I think Jack is back... or he's lurking.

:skull:I ban lurking jack and pib. Invicible super-power ban.

I ban jack for lurking and raiding my fridge!

I don't have any pie, i'm sorry, but i'm Sure cannonbane here has some...

I ban SEAKING because he got that wrong. I'M raiding your fridge. And now I'm gone.

Pibby boy, OUT!

I ban Pib for leaving before i can catch them...

BTW wouldn't it be cool if we found out that everyone on POF lives in the same city.

LOL it would be in flames in an hour...