36 bottles. Hmm... -snaps fingers and rum barrels come down- Thank you RUM1.

37 bottles ty you did that so Stealthy

41 bottles. That was horrible counting work, mates.

Yes, Burgesses, I can assure you that you shall recieve your Doubloons. And your requested lumber.

42 bottles.

39 bottles

44 bottles.

Senor? Shall you agree to give me what I request? Florida is a great place to smuggle the British Crown's rum. I can pay you, handsomely.

45 bottles

hmmm how hansomly are we talking about?

47 bottles. Do you by any chance know how to count Geedy?

48 bottles

yes i do Mr. Skiperdoo.

49 bottles. Alright, all of the British Colonies, and Florida, have allowed me to pass rum freely through their territories. And, we'll begin earning a constant rate of income from our sales.

50 bottles

very good jack i see a raise in your furture

51 bottles. Okay, may I request a new assignment?

52 bottles. Yes. Speak to the colonists of Britain, and persuade them to revolt against thier King.

Have you mates ever heard what the best thing for merchants is? War.

53 bottles, psst jack ur 52 btw


no please tell me waht it is

54 bottles. Wow, a difficult task indeed, I shall begin immediately.

55 bottles. I just said what it is.

War.

56 bottles

well my bad for not seeing that jack if u want a raies go start a war

57 bottles. Why do you keep telling me If I want a raise?

I am the Rum Master here.

58 bottles. It wasn't easy, but I finally got the citizens of England to argue whether or not Wales is officially part of England. The people are at the king's doorstep, and the revolution is in full swing, soon Jack will become their leader, and England will become the second ever rum based country.

58 bottles


hahahaha funny but no you are mistacken for i am your boss

59 bottles. Well you're surely not the master of spelling.

60 bottles yes this is true

61 bottles. Or punctuation.

62 bottles yes this is also true

63 bottles.

64 bottles

65 bottles. GP, we got a major offender up there ^^^

66 bottles

whos gp and whos the offender lol

67 bottles. Alright. The GP is The Grammar Police. We are in charge of any mistakes in spelling and grammar. We can arrest and/or punish any offenders, and your one of them!

One toe out of line, and you're Inmate # 0003!

68 bottles of rum and I see Melody about to take the rum!

69 bottles. WHY?????? WHY MUST YOU RUIN OUR GAME???

70 bottles of hurry!

71 bottles of waiting for the inevitable!

*hic* I love you guys. Tree chers fooor pirats!! *hic*

1 bottle. Good to know Sven.

2 bottles. I hope Melody doesn't steal the rum!

3 bottles. She'll be disappointed that The Penguin stole the bottles first.

4 bottles. It's a serious contest they got going on, haha.

5 bottles. Indeed! hehe.

6 bottles. How's GP inmate #0003 doing?

7 bottles. We love you too Sven. You'll really love me after you drink that glowing stuff.

8 bottles. Don't listen to him Sven. He's tricking you with his Davyness.

10 bottles. I quit the GP. Jack is too annoying. He can go play GP now when he really has no real power.

12 bottles. I know you weren't talking to me. And just because I'm not GP doesn't mean I don't go nuts about typos.

14 bottles of sleep. G'night.

16 bottles. If you drink the rum, you don't need sleep.

17 rottles of bum. Man ain't that the tr--*passes out*

19 bottles. It's perellis miracle elixer (Sweeney Todd reference)

21 bottles. Why unfortunately? Sweeney Todd is one of the best musicals ever! Lol

23... Who knew Jack Sparrow could sing?? LOL

24 bottles. Hey the Stealth is back!

25 bottles. O...k

26 bottles. What?

27 bottles of epicness

28 bottles.

29 bottles of 4th Rates failing epically.

30 bottes.

31 bottles. What, nothing interesting to say Stealthy?

32 bottles. Where is Jack?


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33 bottles. 'ello Melody! Wishing to steal the rum?

34 bottles.

What do you want me to work on now Jack?

35 bottles. Enjoying the forums. No items on today's agenda!

35 bottles. A-ok.

37 bottles. Sigh.... can you count?

38 bottles.

39 bottles how long has it been......

40 bottles. Welcome (back?) to the insanity George!

41 bottles. Some people be liking this activities thread a bit too much... *cough* Jack, Stealth, and Skippers. *cough*

42 bottles. George is lurking.

43 bottles. George is catching up on what has been going on.

44 bottles. Dun dun!

46 bottles. Ahoy Rum Master!

47 bottles. Rummies?

And change that usertile Stealthy! You have far to go to become more insane than I! Aye?

48 bottles. Jack and his many mental diseases..... too bad.....

49 bottles. Diseases? It's the rum! Maybe. Possibly. Or my brain. Where did I put it....

And where is your weapon of awesomeness Sharky? Been waiting!

50 bottles of you all for making weapons that are supposed to fight me and The Monster. Not gonna work.

51 bottles. As I have stated before, and many times: don't rush greatness.

52 bottles.

Fight you, dear Davy? never would I do that! I only mean to protect myself and my employees from any of your deeds.

53 bottles. Who is myslef?

54 bottles. A mere inconveince.

55 bottles. Or a typo, ufail!

56 bottles. Do not speak of such nonsense.

57 bottles. Sorry I'm late, are you surprised? What did I miss?

58 bottles. Not much in the Activities Forums.

Anybody else noticed that new purdy Shadow Sorcerors Forum that popped up? Congrats to the SS! Knew you guys would make a sub-forum really quick.

59 bottles. Yes, we did!

60 bottles. Can't wait to see that usergroup title. :pirate2:

62 bottles of celebration!

63 bottles of Hail to the Shadow Sorcerors!!!

Hmm... now that I'm Clan Leader? Does that mean I get to TAKE the rum? /snicker

64 bottles. That, is an excellent question! However, you have plenty of monster rum, correct?

65 bottles. An avatar Davy? 8O