I ban Stealthy for thinking that collars are below me. The loyal are safe. The insolent.... different story.

I ban Jack. Am I insolent??

I ban Stealthy and look at him.

I ban Stealthy because I did not read his post.

I ban Stealthy because I just looked at his avatar.

I ban Stealth for failing many times.

I ban Stealthy for his warped post.

I ban you all for losing The Game. What, you looked? Come on, there's a reason I put it in spoilers...

I ban Davy for not banning anyone.

I ban skippy for whatever he just said.

I ban Dog for not enough specification.

I ban Skiperdoo because I banned everyone. You phail for not realizing that.

I ban Davy because he spread his ban out, and therefore is weaker on each person.

I ban Skippers for using weird words like therefore.

I banneth Dog, for he doth use thy words poorly.

I second that ban. Doggeth is thy weird one.

I ban you all for trying to even attempt to imitate Shakespearean language.

I ban Crest, for I thought it was Shakespearian?

I ban you all for making me think of Romeo and Juliet.

"Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?"

"I do bite my thumb, sir."

"Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?"

"No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir; but I bite my thumb, sir."

I ban Shakespeare talk.

I ban Shark for banning a classic.

I banneth thee.

I wondereth if Old English is consideréd foreign tongue.

I ban Davy because I wondereth if thou can stop talking like that.

I banneth Sharktooth for biting his thumb.

I ban Davy because I don't bite my thumb. I suck my thumb.

I ban Sharktooth the baby.

I ban Davy for thinking only babies can suck their thumbs.

I ban Sharktoooth for not knowing that sucking your thumb for excessive periods of time can cause your teeth to arrange strangely.

I ban Davy because I am well aware of the consequences, but the benefits are too enticing.

I ban Davy for going far too scientific on me for the 2nd time tonight.

I ban Crestshot because too scientific for you is not scientific enough for me.

I ban Crest because I believe he went scientific on me.

I ban McSharky for specifying himself as a recipient of the science.

I ban Crest for specifying herself as the recipient.

I ban Davy for posting before me.

Iron, it is an awesome reason!

I ban Captain Sharktooth for what kind of reason is that?

I ban 619 for posting on all the activity threads.

I ban Davy for that is what I do

I ban geedy for doing that.

I ban Stealthy, because I look at all the new posts, and I see for almost all of them that the last poster is you.

I ban Stealthy for capitalizing the first letter of every post.

I ban SC because you will get moderated again for Irritating posting styles.

I ban Stealthy for being irritating and then stopping.

I ban TSC.

I ban Stealthy for doing an obvious ban.

I ban Skippers for doing a ban.

I ban Sharktooth for banning someone for banning.

I ban Davy for doing the same thing.

I ban CST for being in way too many different guilds.

I ban TSC for being only in one.

I ban Davy for being in only one also.

I ban Skip.

Then I skip him and ban DF because I am in two.

I ban TSC, because I am in three.

I ban DF for trying to one-up me.... Actually I have 2 secret pirates (aside of the 4 Skiratas) in 2 different guilds.

I ban Davy and TSC, and drop the subject into the volcano on Padres.

I ban Skip because I threw Albert Wesker there too.

I ban TSC because I threw myself there too.

I ban DF for getting BURNED!

I ban TSC for being to COOL to be burned.

I ban all of you just because I can.

I ban Stealthy for not trying to earn a potential recruit.

I ban Stealthy for period abuse!

I ban Skiperdoo for mistaking those for periods. Those are clearly dots!

I ban CT because that means nothing!.:.:..::.:.:.:::....:.:

I ban skip for making a bad word in braille.

Microwaved Tacos.
I like to dance with bunnies.
Ham and cheese sandwich

I ban you.

I ban Davy for being poetic...

I ban CT for beingFASDVNHZHAFEIWAFKLANBLKJFBCZNJLVgqlewigfliasd vhbiulahbfaeFfdavfbFADVNAVZLUDHF

I ban Skip for his noobness.

I ban TSC, for I believe the correct term is noobishness.

I believe the correct term is IBY.

I ban Skiperdoo for using IBY, which is for those that cannot think of a better ban.

I ban Davy for his GP violation. ( , instead of ; )

I ban TSC because I am not in that many guilds... only 5.

I ban McSharky for referring back far too far.

I ban Crest because I had to get my point across.

I ban McSharky for having more points than a ninja star.

I ban Crestshot for talking about ninjas on a pirate forum.

I ban Davy for not accepting ninjas.

I ban Sharktooth because :pirate51:

I have to ban Davy, who happens to be right.

I ban pib for needing to ban me.

I ban Davy for not giving me any reason to ban him.

I ban CST for not looking for a reason.

I ban TSC for giving me a possible opportunity to find reasons to ban him.