i ban the above person that posted before me

I ban Swash1 for that very creative ban. Go make me a sandwich noobanner!

I ban TSC for not telling that poor noobanner what type of sandwich you want.

I ban Mr. Skiperdoo for skipping around.

I ban Stealthy for having no creativity whatsoever. Unless it involves rum.

RUM!

I ban Muffin for thinking there is any PWNness going on with bran.

I ban Crest. MUAHAHAHAHA. I pwn.

I ban Muffin for acknowledging our December 09 buddy buddiness.

I ban Crest for being slightly amused or proud of that fact.

I ban TSC for not being able to see the difference in my words. Just so we're clear, it's both.

I ban Crest because that's even worst! Oh, and FYI I am doing dialect and accents work.

I ban TSC for working and banning instead of working on banning.

I ban Davy for being here instead of writing his epic story.

I ban Crestshot because I don't have that drive, you know? If I don't have the drive, neither does the story. And you don't want another crummy chappy, do you?

I ban Davy for using the word drive instead of motivation.

I ban Crest because drive feels more applicable right now. I dunno why. I dun care why. It just DOEZ. ukno?

I ban Davy because I wanna drive right now!

I ban CST because the passenger gets control of the radio.

I ban TSC because the radio controller often gets control of the radio.

I ban MPO for confusing me.

i now ban the below person for not being quick enough :D haha

I ban Swash1 because I don't need to be fast to ban him.

I ban TSC slowly, even though all posts are the same speed.

I ban Skiperdoo for eating a sandwich.

I ban Catherine for yet another ban that is less than descent.

I ban MP for probably not looking at the Family thread.

I ban Skiperdoo for being a Pirate.

I ban this game for getting posts too fast.

I ban Cannonbane for helping this thread get posts faster. :piratear:

I ban Em for adding a lil happy smiley man to the end of her ban. We are PIRATES!!! We are not cheery in such ways!

I ban Crest for thinking smileys are improper, and thinking pirates can't be cheery.:buds:

I second that! I am a pirate and I am very happy too

I ban Dog for not including the word "ban" anywhere in his supposed ban.

I ban Dog for phailing.

I ban Crest for pointing out the phail.

I ban Davy for banning Dog twice for the same reason, an unnecessary double ban.

I ban Sharktooth for being a shark tooth :D

I ban Catherine for having eyes.

I ban Catherine. I call myself Sharktooth because I got eaten alive by a shark one time, and before I died (as I was being swallowed) I noticed how cool its teeth was. Not because I am literally a "shark tooth."

I ban Davy for banning eyes... in a sense you have banned yourself by saying that.

I ban Dog because he banned Davy for the wrong reason.

Obviously Davy was pointing out that Catherine had normal eyes, and not the kind that makes people not want to ban them.

I ban Stealthy for not supplying a good reason.

I skip back to ban Skiperdoo. You wouldn't want to ban me if you saw my face at the moment. :degen:

And then I come back down to ban Stealthy for not, in fact, being a stealthy cannoneer.

I ban Catherine for thinking Stealthy is not stealthy.

I ban Stealthy for thinking the effect came before the cause.

I ban Skiperdoo, for that reminds me of the old question, "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

ohai Jackie Wackie.

The egg that made the first chicken.

Cuz it was some other species before some mutations that made the cluck cluck chicken.

I ban you.

I ban Davy's ignorance to grammar in his ban.

I ban Jack

I ban Dog for another stupid ban. Please be more original.

I ban Skip for lying in his usertitle... it says affection for another and then you are rude to me...

I ban Dog for (probably) not reading the "Family" thread.

I ban skip for referring to another thread in the ban game!

I ban Dog for banning someone for that.

I ban Sharky for banning me for that reason

I ban Dog for making me yawn with that ban.

I ban Crest for making me yawn because yawning is contagious.

I ban CST for creating a yawning chain reaction.

I ban Skip because I am the one who spread the yawn to begin with!

I ban Rich because you were not even here when it began!

Grr I ban Dog because he is correct

I ban Dog for making my computers connection run slowly again!

I ban Skip for having a poor connection and blaming it on me.

I ban Dog for thinking I have a poor connection. It was just a clever ruse to make you ban me for something else!

I ban Skip for thinking he is clever HA thats funny

I ban Dog for obviously not being clever.

I ban skip for getting rude

I ban Dog for not having proper grammar in his username.

i ban the skirata clan for banning me slow xD lol

I skip swash and Ban Catherine for bringing up my name AGAIN let it go people

I ban Dog for skipping Swash.

I ban Catherine for fighting for the French.

I ban Dog for using an overused ban.

I ban Sharky for probably having used the ban dozens of times before now. Or not.

I ban Jack because I'm too lazy to see the previous page to check what Sharktooth's ban was.

I ban Jack. It's the latter.

I ban Sharky for walking under ladders! Bad luck, you know.

I Ban Jack for bringing superstition into this. When was the last time YOU sunk with a woman on a boat?

I ban Crest for not talking about the superstition with the salt instead.

I ban Sharky for not knocking on wood!

I ban Jack for not walking by a black cat.

I ban Sharky for shattering all those shiny mirrors!

I ban Jack for saying MMMMbeth in the theater.

I ban Crest for forgetting to burn the screechin' owl's tongue with a hot poker.

I ban Jack. Woot.

I ban Sharky and Crest for being out superstitioned!

WHAT!

I ban Jack for awakening the ghosts with his big letters.

I ban Skipy, for I see no apparitions.

I ban Jack because obviusly you can't see them... they're ghosts.

I ban Skiperdoo for explaining ghosts to me.

I ban Jack for banning me for helping him understand something. (even though he'll probably forget it within the hour)

-burp-

Rum's good.

I ban Skiperdoo for talking about nonsensical thing-ma-bobbers.

I ban Jack for not talking about the purple stuffed worms.

*drinks more*

I ban youz for talkin'z 'bout gumy werms!