I ban Crest because if you want people to play by modern rules, you should actually write them down somewhere in the modern ban game

I ban Andy for telling my fellow Master what to do. Things evolve.

I ban you both for expecting a new person to know what to do, not tell them, and not expect them to not ask for it, now I have to go.

I ban Andy for leaving... two pages of bans ago!

I ban TSC for interrupting my teachings/rantings, and helping them along.

I ban Crest because we definitely have different teaching methods.

I ban TSC for not teaching me anything today.

I ban MA because what makes you think you can learn anything? And more importantly what possessed you to believe that I would teach you anything?!

I ban TSC because I have learned that you are not as good a banner as they say...

I ban MA for thinking that I care about that... And if I wasn't as good, then why did you broke down that one time? Should we travel down that road again?

I ban TSC for not having the capacity to let go of things.

I also ban him him for misreading my ban, I DIDN'T BREAK DOWN!!!!! IT WAS PURE RAGE!!!!

I ban Awesome for going Mcrage on us. That's my gig!

I ban Crest because you're gig is mcrage, my gig is PURE RAGE!!!!

And I ban TSC for STILL not getting that that ban was a joke.

I ban MA for not specifying which one by quoting it. I like to laugh show me the joke, maybe we can all laugh that your comedy.

I ban TSC because all my bans are not meant to be taken seriously, no point in being serious in a game when real life is serious enough.

I ban Awesome for his acting skills, portraying that it is, indeed, that serious. I applaud you sir!

I ban Crest for applauding me! (Thanks!)

I ban MA for thanking Crest in the ban game.

I ban Hammy for his lame ban.

I ban McSharky for trying to best him.

I ban Miss Crestshot for using her location as the Royal Anchor. I believe that tavern is mine, thank you very much :cool:

I ban Good Ol' Del!

I ban The Skirata Clan.

I ban McSharky for not adding a clever adjective, such as how TSC did.

I ban clever Crestshot. There.

I ban Sharky for thinking that Crest is clever.

I ban Jack for not knowing Crest is clever. She's so clever that she makes you think she's not.

I ban Sharky, because you're proud to be a pixie, and I just see on my schedule, "Ban Sharky on POF."

I ban Jack for thinking he is worthy enough to be a Master Banner. HAHA, good one. You've only been banning for a week or so, where as I have been banning for 8 months.

I ban Mr. Sharktooth. I was a banner back when your pirate was in diapers!

I ban Del because I'm still in diapers.

Did I say that out loud?

I ban Del because most pirates can't afford diapers. We just use that pot over there we call a toilet.

I ban Davy because I feel like something from LOST happened here.

I ban TSC because I feel like something from Billy happened here. Good grief, whats that smell? Oh, just the Noobanners.

I ban DF because that smell might be The Smoke Monster!

I ban TSC because it does... Or does it? Tune in next time to NOT find out the answers to any for you're questions!

I ban MA for editing in a quote.

I ban TSC because editing you're bans is ok (In my opinion) as long as you don't edit them AFTER someone else bans you.

I ban MA because those are called Ban Traps. A SOS-TSC Specialty.

I ban TSC because SOS never posts any more, so it's all you.

I ban MA because it's an Art we perfected together. I give credit where credit is due.

I ban TSC for giving due credit

I ban Dog because SveNinja still has it.

I ban TSC for continuously saying Sven's name in the hopes that he makes a gallant return.

I ban Crest because He is not Beetlejuice.

I ban TSC for trying to convince me of that fact when he doesn't believe it. Besides, I don't think Beetlejuice can really be qualified as "gallant."

I skip ban TSC because comparing a friend to Beetlejuice is a compliment.

I second Crests ban.

I ban SC for "liking" Crest's ban.

I ban TSC for making this sound like a social networking site.

I ban Crest because I did.

I ban TSC because most social networking sites don't come with toxic rum and meat of questionable origins.

I ban DF because they are toxic alright.

I ban TSC because I think that I would like to give you the vaccine for Monster Rum. That way you may taste its wonders...

I ban DF because I am immune remember.

I ban TSC because you only scare it, you aren't immune... then again, you're different enough...

I ban Davy for calling TSC different

I ban andy for seeming to think he is not different. How dare you insult The Clan!

I ban DF for all that!! Yeah!!

I ban TSC for supporting my attack when he could have gone to andy and given the final blow.

I skip ban TSC to ban Davy because I just banned you for saying he was different

I ban andy because...

1) When you say that, it is implied that you do not agree with me.

2) Because either way, that's a ban that reminds me too much of some other banners that aren't the greatest...

I ban DF for:
1. Implied things aren't always true
2. No two people are the same

I ban andy because the implied meaning is still there and shall haunt you for the rest of your banning career, and because I never said anything about you being the same. I simply stated that your ban made me think of another person's.

I ban Davy because I don't care if it haunts me and the second was implied

I ban andy because there can't be any deeper implication in such a straightforward statement unless you're making it up.

I ban DF because I'm saying both implications are wrong bye!

I ban andy for his horrible horrible banning skills

I ban dog because I see what you did there.

I ban Davy for seeing what was not meant to be seen

I ban dog because in that case it should have been put in spoilers.

I ban davy because I wanted it to be subtle... not invisible

I ban dog because its not what you want, its what I want. And right now I want a sandwich. And when I want something, you must get it.

I ban Davy for making us fall in awe in the might of his words! Of course, we fell down laughing, but we fell!

I ban Jack for figuring out that I use laughing gas on those that don't give me what I desire. I can use much worse gas, if you'd like. Stuff that would make you choke.

I ban Davy, for thank goodness it's not tear gas. I hate when I start crying...

I ban Jack for admitting that he cries.

I ban Hammy for presuming that I don't have feelings. I have them, but I keep them locked.

I ban Mr. Shipsteel because I'm not sure if he heard the news from two days ago about the newest member of The Seven.

I ban Mr. Fireskull for talking about the seven. Unless I'm mistaken, you must be referring to your mastership of something. However, you also may be refernecing some in-game matters.

Research..

5 minutes later.. so it seems a Mr. Fireskull and A Miss Angel became part of La Siete, or The Seven Swashbucklers? A hearty congratultions to you, Davy, and to Angel, when she returns.

I ban JS because A-4 will return soon.

I ban Skirata, for I somewhat eagerly await her return.

I ban Jack for not knowing what he wants, need a compass mate?

I ban Mr. Awesome, for this compass isn't broken.

I ban Jack because the compass never breaks, if it is not working then it means you're broken

I ban MA because I swear to all the Ban Gods that if that John thing is true I will destroy you!!

I ban TSC because it was not me who spoiled it... It was the title of the book itself!

I ban MA... What book? And Still you never spoil a movie!! Regardless of anything.

I ban TSC because you just spoiled...

1) The Usual Suspects.

2) Return of the Jedi.

And Don't worry, I was referencing a book, not the new POTC movie.

I ban Jack, I knew that would catch on.

I ban TSC because I wasn't aware of Ban Gods.

I ban Davy because it is to late!

I ban MA for not getting his facts straight.

I ban Davy for having it completely wrong.

I ban Jack because we could debate about this forever.

I skip ban Davy because ...

I ban Wackie Jackie.

I ban Davy, MA, and JS because it seems I got them in trouble... HaHaHa!! Another Classic!!

I ban TSC for making them get in trouble. Original, huh?

I skip everyone to ban MA for being edited