I ban andy for not being familiar with the Banner's Pocket Dictionary.

I ban Tibby because his skull is on fire.

I ban Andy for thinking waffles are bad.

I ban All of you for not finishing this game!

I ban TSC for not remembering me.

I ban J because I remember everything and everyone!

I ban TSC for having a memory of an elephant (if that's the right expression)

I ban J because it hasn't been that long.

I ban TSC for not realizing that he has been frozen in an iceberg for 100 years, and turning his back on the world ban game.

I ban DF because I know and it won't happen again.

I ban TSC because I missed you, gimme a hug.

I ban J for confusing me with someone who gives hugs.

I ban TSC because everyone gives hugs.

I ban J because I don't know this person named everyone, and because I don't think he sounds like TSC.

I ban Tib because everyone is no one and everything is nothing and Peanut Brittle is Chocolate and Sand is Carbonite and fish are cucumbers and sand is pineapples made of hotsauce with a dash of cinnamon over an open fire in the forest on a cool night with a full moon and no werewolves that fight vampires over a... you know what I have completly gone off topic and would like to ask you to ignore that very long and repetitive run-on sentence which may contain countless errors and-- *faints*

I ban Hulking Deadpool. It doesn't matter why, I just do.

I ban TSC for scaring away all of the Noobanners.

I ban DF because someone had to set all the ducks in a row.

I ban andy because ducks are just a myth.. like daytime television and all day marathons.

I ban Deadpool because the cake is a lie.

I ban TSC because this statement is false.

I ban andy because this is a fact:smiley32::smiley-technik043::pcpunch::banghead::smiley-technik014::argue: :45:

I ban Deadpool for never finding that brain of his.

I ban TSC because we don't need it anymore. We have a Hulk.

I ban AS for __________________.

I ban TSC because a line segment is a weak reason for a master banner.

I ban andyspins because that's a pretty nihilistic avvie.

I ban andy because this isn't madness... I. AM. BEOWULF!!!

I ban andy because madness is madness, so says Batman.

I ban Deadpool because Asami is Batman.

I ban Tib because Batman does not eat salami.

I ban deadpool and every other usual member of the activities for not posting in 3 days.

I ban Davy for breaking the 3 day silence.

I also ban myself for breaking a 4 day silence.

I ban andyspins because I feel like stretching the ol' ban muscles.

I ban andyspins for making his text golden yellow

I ban BBX for making the period after her sentence in invisible ink.

I ban andy for questioning my ban.

I ban andy for not capitalizing his own name, and then asking me to do it for him.

I ban Tib because it was only a clever trap set up by Doom to distract us from the giant sock heading to the Antarctica to battle the Lizardy-Squirrel things... how it relates to any of the above is up for debate. I'm just going to blame that empty can of bananas over there for this whole mess caused by an upset in the equilibrium of time, which would need to be corrected by a very power astronaut who goes by the name of Professor Qze and his trusted sidekick Dr. Stephen Fayte who is a gifted surgeon and nothing more, but somehow finds himself being kidnapped by evildoers for a variety of reason which include stolen ham from that bacon museum in France which reminds me that I have a friend who's a vegetarian, but secretly eats corn on the weekends which everyone knows isn't meat, but it still has feelings and why are you still reading this? This is madness! And don't say 'This is Sparta!' because I will only respond with 'No, this is Patrick!' or 'I am Beowulf!' or some other type of Spartan battle cry follow up. Seriously though this ban has gone on for long enough and it's getting a little tiring with me attempting to keep you entertain with just the 36 letters of the alphabet.. wait or was that 26? I think it was 26. Yeah, I'm sure there are 26 letters in the alphabet. Hey you ever wonder about 'Y'? I mean it's a consonant and a vowel. Does that mean it gets to cut in front of all the other consonants, but has to stay behind the vowels when they all eat at Arby's? If you have read this far I commend you on your valient efforts and look forward to spending time with you in therapy, if you have not made it this far.. I still look forawrd to seeing you in therapy. Now stop reading this before I divide by zero! I'm serious, I will do it! Fine be that way, but don't say I didn't warn you. 12/0... Wait for it... wait for it... What the? 1/0? 2/0? 3/0? I thought for sure that would rupture th--

I ban Tib because it was only a clever trap set up by Doom to distract us from the giant sock heading to the Antarctica to battle the Lizardy-Squirrel things... how it relates to any of-- You know.. this sounds kinda weird, but I think I'm getting Deja Vu... should probably see a doctor or something..

I ban Deadpool.

I ban Tibby for the true king is back!. (well just back to ban you that is ;) )

I ban rich because I don't see any king. Just a random noobanner wearing a cheap plastic crown.

I ban andyspins for not recognizing me.

I ban andy for nachos

I ban Deadpool for chips with cheese and beef on them.

I ban Tiberius because the chips have gone stale.

I ban KOTC because they are among many stale things.

I ban Tib because it seems we've reached a stalemate

I ban my mate Deadpool.

I ban andy for the sake of Barium Sodium Sodium Sulfur.

I ban andyspins for making the "Tsk, tsk" sound.

I ban andy because I'll be the judge of that.

I ban andy for being able to read my ban, yet unable to successfully make one of his own.

i ban tib for thinking andy can read

I ban andy for misspelling Samuel after criticizing him for bad grammar.

I ban DF just to prove a point.

I ban The Great One for gracing us with his presence.

I ban DF as a thank you.
I add another ban because I forget to log in more often.

I ban TSC for compensating for his lack of banning.

I ban AS for asking weird questions.

I ban TSC because the questions have obvious answera so I changed the question into a demand.

I ban Deadpool for that one time when he said that one thing to that one guy in that particular location.

I ban DF for actually paying attention to Deadpool.

I ban TSC because there's a price to pay to pay attention to me, but the special discount sale makes It free.

I ban Andy becuase I can.
that and spelling is irrelivant ;)

I ban rich because irrelevance is irrelevant in this relatively relentless rolling rigor of Rhode Island.

I ban Deadpool for excessive alliteration.

I ban Skipeedee for... y'know... that one time...

I ban andy because it is better to love than to hate....

I ban andy... for my aunt.