Desolate his shack with him in it and drink the sea to me heart's content

WWYDI Captain Sparrow turned out to be your brother in disguise?

Shoot Im on da spot............ I HATE MY BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!


WWYDI I asked a question thats all witty and confusing, and you give a boring answer?

I'd give a boring answer. Quite the unwitty question there mate, as ye answered yeself.

What would you do if Jack Sharkbane left the forums? (If you respond Jack, You may answer this question instead: What would you do if Edward Ironbones left the forums?)

I would wonder why he left.

WWYDI Disney made the Founder's coin available to Active paid members who have had active accounts for 6 months or more?

Put it under me pillow...

WWYDI Jack Sparrow offered to buy your ship...but not with shiney...with bottles of Rum?

share it with me rum buddies

WWYDI POTCO GMs gave us the updates we ask for

Then Maybe I would look at disney like they where smart or something.


WWYDI I was taught my piraty ways by captain TEAGUE!??!

Slap Jack Sparrow....

WWYDI all pirates looked like Sparrow...even the wenches?

Then everbody would be honestly dishonest while being lying pirates at the same time! HONESTLY!!!!

WWYDI I asked you why you would slap jack?

Reply with a slap.

WWYDI I wore Anti-Slapping Cream after I did something... bad...?

Aye....I'd have to go for a swift kick in the Captains Quarters...

WWYDI I had 50 barrels of Grog on my War Galleon?



Robert Darkskull
Pistols N Bladez

:pirate2wn0:

Send a boarding party.

WWYDI you had access to the POTCO developers?

Fill their heads with all of our great ideas and absorb as much info as humanly possible and share with the chosen few....


WWYDI you lost Internet for a week and had no way of playin' pirates?


Robert Darkskull
Pistols N Bladez


:ahoy:

I would be bored and angry..arghhhhhhhhhh

WWYDI you could SVS and there were no glitches and bugs?

Celebrate! Celebrate! Dance to the music! Celebrate! Celebrate! Dance to the music!

WWYDI you won a contest for most imes in jail?

I would go to jail!!


WWYDI the new updates were all a lie?

I would pack up my belongings and head back to FusionFall... or go to WoW...

WWYDI they were set to come out in a year?

I would doubt that...


WWYDI if it came out tomorrow but was only for Unlimited pirates?

How 'bout 3 MONTHS???????? how would ye handle that??? ITS AGONY!!!!!!
you would be more that that, mate.....
ARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! I would send a grenade to the POTCO team.

WWYDI I really WAS insane like everyone thinks I am?

I wouldn't be surprised...

( Jack Waits for the question, but nobody speaks )

" Where did everyone go? I thought this was the famous game show, ' WWYDI '?



WWYDI you FORGOT to ask a question???

ask one...


WWYDI there was a question there now?

Then I would act like I never made such a scene, give a weak laugh, and shove a dagger into yer thigh.


WWYDI somebody hoped the kraken ate me and spit me out?

Tell them "Ha! That will never happen... I ate the Kracken!" then look at the ground in shame...

WWYDI I had a new Cutlass that was ONLY availaible to me... A Lightsaber?

I'd use the force to take it from you.

What would you do if the kraken talked?

I'd ask him if Jack made him sick when he ate him.

WWYDI POTCO asked you to come meet their developers in person, but you had to pay for the trip yourself?

Well, so long as it's not a profuse amount of $$, I'd consider it.

WWYDI Disney pulled POTC Online down for a week for a major overhaul?

:piratebo5:

I would expect something worth while...

WWYDI there was no more updates in the next months?

I would hope that the time were used wisely.

WWYDI there was a surprise update that featured The Kracken, but it can't be fought?

Then I wouldn't be surprised.


WWYDI after the updates the prices increased and basic players were kicked out?

I would assume it was just another Disney screw-up.

WWYDI Disney announced that POTCO was permanently shutting down, and no one would receive a refund?

Again I wouldn't be surprised...


WWYDI POTCO fused with WoW?

I would cry myself to sleep every night. Lol... but seriously.....

WWYDI Disney actually lifted the ridiculous chat filter?!

Uh, chat...

WWYDI this thread overloaded because you pushed it o'er the brink?

Ask Zep ' what the heck happened? ' he he he......

WWYDI I had tea with jolly roger?

Arrrr......I'd be sayin' farewell as that be your last cup of tea mate...

WWYDI they added a walk the plank option to POTC online? :laughks2:

!looc eb dluow taht (that would be cool!)

?knalp eht klaw ey edam I fi IDYWW ( WWYDI if I made ye walk the plank? )

I'd be speakin' 13 foul words to ya right out of the Pirate book on me way down!!!


WWYDI all 40 hour work weeks were reduced to 20....without a pay reduction?

:psmiley27:

I would wonder how my staff and I are going to get all that needs to be done finished in that short amount of time. I would also wonder if I'd be able to hire additional staff to take up the slack. Then I would wonder how in the world I would budget for this reduction in hours. Then I would wonder how much the cost of running this business would go up. I'd also wonder how the end user of our services would be impacted, either positively or negatively.

But, I'm a worry wart. LOL

WWYDI you didn't get paid for overtiem but were required to work 5 additional hours each week?

Idk, really. freak out?


WWYDI ya asked the wrong person for that question? ( which ye did )

frown n look bemused that u even answered it...

WWYDI: Morning was night, night was afternoon and afternoon was tomorrow and you werent allowed to answer ' frown and look bemused ' cos its already been used...?

*head still spinning* I think I just passed out from thinking to hard =)

WWYDI: All of the Rum on the planet was burned by Miss Elizabeth Swann??

I'd tighten my face, you know, like a frown, and look like I didn't know what was going on, you know, like I was confused.

WWYDI you were put in charge of developing this game?

Ohh I know this one, I give myself a juicy big payrise for doin what the pirate world have wanted since day one I would instantly and without a moments thought add a max notor lvl rise to 100....(heehee) thennnn I would stick on a part two storyline.... (Im going for gold) I would double the tech team and sack tech support banning the use of the line that tells u to update your graphics card. Annnnnd I would blow up abassa like they did PR cos its full of cyber holes that there is no point tryna fix, just bin it n get a new one.... annd I would have pirate technicians who actually play in the game when we do so that we can get a real response to when we find a glitch cheat or a bug.... and I would add a treasure finding game that incorporates svs annnd pvp where u get to bury yer valuables, in a chest on the islands so that a treasure map for your goodies can be bought at a blackmarket seller in a tavern, then some one can aquire yer map for a fee and issue a challenge to your treasure that can be made on land or sea so u have to dash across the caribbean to defend it.... clashing swords an raging cannons n all that lovely pirate stuff..... and then Id give myself another juicy big payrise as I went on a research mission to the actual caribbean... just because I can!

WWYDI: I did?

Ps sry for the lack of punctuation, I said all that kinda like a kid at christmas, never stopping for breath or nothing, cos I was very very exicted at being in charge of developement...

I would run around in circles as if it was the apocolypse and be kinda scared.

WWYDI I dethrowned Pirate Bood?

ooo Id raise a crew and take it back, Im a pirate after all!
But lets not hog the thread...

WWYDI: There was an apocolypse? nahh scratch that what would u do if the world ran out of coca cola ?

I wouldn't care. Rum is best served straight out of the bottle, not mixed with some sugary drink.

WWYDI had all the clothes from the POTCO clothes quests in your real life closet?

Well.....some of them I dislike and cant dump as they were starter items. If they were in my closet I'd list them on Ebay. The remaining I would hang on to for parties.

WWYDI you woke up one morning and found a treasure map on your nightstand?


:icon_treasure_chest

Well I'd follow it of course!

WWYDI: Jack the monkey stole your treasure map??

Well, shootin' him will do no good....so I'd offer him some treats in exchange for the map.


WWYDI you logged into POTC Online only to find all of you pirates missing!


:parrot:

First i'd cry a little:sadmh9:.. then i'd shoot the monkey:pirate111za1:.. and then i would write to POTCO pleading to fix the problem..

WWYDI: You could add ANY feature to the game?

:piratear:

I would add a way to kick people who arent on your crew off your ship so you can get rid of unwanted quests :D

WWYDI you were best friends with a GM?

I would not use the friendship to advance a personal agenda. I would treat them as I would any other pirate.

WWYDI you could have a flag for your ship, but it was a quest item from SvS and you could only do it for one side or the other (French/Spanish)?

I would get Spanish for one Pirate.. and French for my other one =)

WWYDI: You were banned from pirates forver.. you couldn't even make another account!
:psmiley27::sadmh9:

(Falls out of chair)....I'd be quite upset to say the least....I don't even want to think about that being a possibility......

WWYDI: POTC Online began doing routine maintenance during the only times you have available to play?

:psmiley27:

There would be nothing to do.. id be a gonner :skull:

WWYDI: The Caribbean Ocean dried up!! :psmiley27:

I'd put on some tall boots and start lookin' for sunken treasure....no longer sunken...lol...just all muddy.


WWYDI you received a call from Disney stating you are the winner of an all-inclusive trip to TMK/Epcot/Animal Kingdom/Hollywood Studios for 7 days and a fully paid POTC Online account for life....(not a penny out of pocket) ?


:psmiley27:

I would be overjoyed. I wouldn't even know what to do next!

WWYDI the Kraken came and ate up all your ships, your teleportation totems, your money, and weapons?

I'd be stranded like Jack and look for a nice island with some rum.....

WWYDI: The Kraken ate YOU!!! AhHhHhHhH!!! lol

Well i would be dead....hey theres rum in here....hey Jack fancy metting you here

WWYDI: Disney blew up and everything was gone?

That would be devastating to say the least.

WWYDI Disney announced that this would be the last year for POTC Online?

:psmiley27:

I would faint Die Come back to life and die again lol

WWYDI: I was a disney developer and i said the krakin was comeing on open tomorrow?

I would be like OMG!!!! And then think.. and say wait. Do I have to do quests first? Because then I won't see the Kraken for a couple weeks =(

WWYDI: Jack the Monkey stole your Rum.. and you couldn't catch him....

Let him go.....he always comes back....



WWYDI you lost Internet connectivity for a week due to a problem with a fiber optic line.

:126:

I would knock on my neighboors day and beg to use their computer lol...

WWYDI: You were just a lil rep away from completely mastering your FIRST pirate... but you have to head to bed. So you decide to finish it tomorrow. But THEN, out of NOWHERE.... POTCO raises the notoriety cap the next day and you have to raise 20 more lvls to master your pirate!! :psmiley27:

i would cry then beat up my puter

WWYDI there was pirate convention and you had the chance to go and meet other pirates in the game?

I would do my best to be there!!

WWYDI you struck it big in the lottery?

i would buy me anew house for my big sis, take care of all her bills and get a much better puter to play pirates on

WWYDI lost 65k gold playing poker to a rabid werewolf?

hehehehehe

Slay it with my cutlass and get me money back......


WWYDI your PC was no longer functioning and you do not have a backup?

lol ouch that was a bit harsh wasnt Aka

poor Cujo got hacked by a mad pirate

i would go through some serious piirate withdrawls

WWYDI all there was in the world was pirates?

The world s FULL of pirates, Li

WWYDI you woke up and it was the 16th century?

i'd run for cover

WWYDI there were no more cars and only ships

I'd buy my meself a nice big ship and sail around the ocean!!

WWYDI: Jack the monkey stole all your gold!?!?!

Lure him back with food...then slam him into a cage!



WWYDI you had to buy a new ship each time you were sunk?

I would but the shipwright! Cheaper in the long run I'd think....

WWYDI: POTCO promoted a massive update with everything us pirates have been hoping for only to say, "APRIL FOOLS!!!"?

i would send a letter to them saying NOT FUNNY!!!!!

wwydi there was only 3 pirates in game

I'd have to ask.. am i one of those pirates??

WWYDI: You were crowned pirate king/queen of POTCO?

I'd wonder when did I drink that much rum that I didn't remember the.....

WWYDI: The next update included the second story chapter and higher reputation levels?

i would be happy

WWYDI: new content came out but your computer busted RIGHT as they released it and you wouldnt get you computer back in 3 moths

I would IMEDIATLY run out to my shop and grab a psw380 and set it up (model of computer that i have like 2 dozen of :D )

WWYDI: Disney sold the rights to POTCO to BioWare (makers of SWTOR [star wars the old republic])

maybe they would make potco better (killing navy with lightsabers :D)

WWYDI: a giant foot crashed on you in-game and you couldnt move or log

"Tickle" the foot with my dagger until it got off me.

WWYDI: every server became as overly populated as Abassa.

i would think "NEW CONTENT"

WWYDI: there were no guilds but one and no one can make one

I'd have to ask what the one guild is and how it works?

WWYDI: Everyone was able to access the new content BUT you.....

make a new account

WWYDI: the only people allowed to play potco were mods?

become a mod

WWYDI: your higest level pirate was deleted

complain to disney

WWYDI: disney crashed and the only things left were potco beta and bug fixes

I would live with it, to me i like the beta videos more then the actual game today :p


WWYDI: disney turned the game off till the 4th movie came out, ( which was supposed to happen last winter and the guy that played will, and girl that played elizabeth arent gonna be in it so ya.)

Complain to Disney just like you lol

WWYDI: The goverment released news that UFOs have existed for many years?

I wouldn't believe them because ---wait we aren't supposed to get into politics on here.....so nvm.....

WWYDI: the UFO's landed in every major city in the US and obliterated the entire city.

Scream MOMMY!

WWYDI: POTCO closed down and VMK came back?

scream MOMMY! lol

WWYDI: you were chosen to be in the 4th potc movie but only had a second in the screen

Hey ... I'd take THAT! WOOT!

WWYDI: You found out that one of your best pirate friends is actually someone famous?

know that they broke the rules about giving out personal info

WWYDI: you got banned for saying "hi"

would never get banned. there are more interesting ways of greeting people.

wwyd if Geoffrey Rush declined to do potc4?

i would cry ,

What would you do if General Darkheart disappeared? ( i would train on General Sandspine )

Look for the sucker who distracted him.

WWYDI: The new weapons skills, higher notoriety, and new story chapter were in POTCO this Friday?

I would jump up on my chair and say " FINALLY THANK YOU POTCO "
then go on POTCO and tell my guild.

What would you do if smileys were banned from POF? ( I would post less, I love the Lil smileys. )

I would be sad I like the smileys :)

What would you do if Disney lost your pirate file and could not find it?