I take out God with the whole world in his hands.

I put Noob in the vending machine.

I take out Chuck Norris, and put back God..

I take out a bottle of Dr. Pepper, me is thirsty.

I put in some bottlez of rum

Lets leave God out of this ok? Could offend people.

I'm out of the vending machine and I take the rum. My guild's rum supply has been quite dry lately.

I put Sharky in.

I take out Sharky's Rum.

I put in Davy's Guild's Rum supply and then put Davy in a bottle. (Which I also put in there)

You are banned because my guild's rum supply is dry.

I put Jason in.

I take some soda out.

You are banned for not stocking up for the winter.

You can't put me in if your already in, inside a bottle.

I take myself out.

I put in hot sauce.

I drink the hot sauce and come out, breathing fire over anyone who has put me in.

I put in the charred body of Captain Jason.

I pull out the ghostly invincible version of me.

I put in Davy's Somber Demised body.

I take out the Lost Sword of El Patron


And put a rusty cutlass in

I put in Davy and Jason. Davy needs to stop trying to escape.... Hehe, so know that is Davy, Jason, and Sith Knight (even though he doesn't realize it) that are in the VM

I take out some snacks for the road

I eat all the candy inside.

I pull Sharktooth in.

Nooo. All the stuffs in mah Vending Machine has gone a missing. So I can't take anything out

I put in a care package for my VM. Now the stuff is back

I eat it again.

I pull in more food. Which I eat.

i take myself out and put in a nuke that will go off in 5 seconds