I ban TSC because this is a public thread.

I ban MA because it's not. The Four Masters rule this!

I double ban MA because the fact that this thread being public or not is Not an excuse to meddling.

I ban TSC because the four masters are my four pirates, Mr. Awesome, Mr. Amazing, Tormented and Red Beard.

I ban MA for thinking he is anywhere close to being a master.

I ban CST because I may not be a master of this thread, but I am the master of something far greater... The mind.

I ban such claims of mastery...

I ban Juliana because its not a claim if you can back it up... Its a fact.

I ban MA for having bad grammar. Not a master...

I ban false facts and an inadequate presentation of evidence.. Come forth young grasshoppa! Prove yourself, and you will get a cookie!

I ban Sharktooth for beating my mobile ban. Though I did let you beat me ;)

I ban Jules for encouraging the noobs.

FOR THE COOKIE!!!!!! OK for starters I read my first 900 page history book when I was 9. Also ask me anything and i'll answer it without using google. (I promise.) Also I ban TSC.

I ban MA because nobody cares!

But to humor you, Who is PirateGirl09?

Lol, I ban TSC because I can forecast a pwn.

I ban TSC for trying to trick the noobs. But don't stop. It amuses me :)

Sharktooth, I ban you for making this a habit lol.

I ban Jules because it amuses me too.