I ban Crest for putting a "Mc" in front of Skype's name.

I ban Sharky for thinking there's something wrong with that.

Wait a second... there is!

I ban Skype for purposely making a dumb post, then correcting himself so he could use it as a ban.

I ban Sharky for explaining his banning method in full detail.

The only thing wrong is that my name's in there. 0_o

I ban Skiperdoo for thinking an escalator is an infinite staircase. Does thou not knoweth of paradoxical architecture?

I ban Davy for watching Inception a bit too much.

I ban Skiperdoo for thinking the infinite staircase was thought up in Inception.

I ban Davy because I'm completely familiar with Penrose architecture.

I ban Skiperdoo because this statement is false.

I ban Davy because he's right.

If it cannot be true nor false, then it is a false statement. Because it doesn't equal reality.

I ban Skippidy-doo-da for liking paradoxes too much. Go study Quantum Physics, you.

I ban Crest because Quantum Physics is too boring.

Exouniversal studies is where it's really at.

I ban Skiperdoo for thinking physics is boring.

I ban Davy for even suggesting the thought!

It's Quantum Physics that bores me.

I ban Skiperdoo for being easily bored.