Granted, it is 2x2 feet, and has one cot.

I wish for a cup.

Granted it is filled with Pirate Juice (Poision)

I wish for Guillermo del Toro to release some info about The Haunted Mansion already!!

Granted, but since you wished for it and didn't earn it it is meaningless.

I wish The Haunted Mansion Movie will be amazingly awesome.

Granted, it's so amazingly awesome that the second it's in theatres, they'll all be full, and when it's released every single copy will be sold... not to you. So you never get to see the awesomeness.

I wish for a rabbit.

Granted, it's Mr. Skiperdoo.

I wish for a DVD/Blu-Ray of the new Haunted Mansion Movie in my hands right now.

Granted, but you did it so fast you pass out and die.

I wish for trading cards.

Granted, they're Barbie trading cards. Enjoy!

I wish for a watermelon.

Granted..... but it falls and smashes all over the floor.

I wish for grog.....

Granted, you are groggy.

I wish for a brig on my ship.

granted its above you

i wish to not end this

Granted, I end it.

I wish for a telephone.

granted you get hanged for being a pirate by the navy after they use it to rack you down

i wish i knew what happened to the ban game

Granted, they all join INFERNO.

I wish The Haunted Mansion had a Panel at Comic Con