Jack turns around to see a boatload of travelling bards, all of them armed to the teeth.

Cap'n Jack says the one word that springs to mind, "Parley?"

The bards are from a foreign land where "parley" is a synonym for "yes, please kill me."

As the bards jump over to Sparrow's dinghy, Jack does the one thing that he thinks can save him!

He gives the nearest bard a big fat hug.

The bard looks at Jack and says something unintelligible, but roughly translates to, "Who in the world is this man?"

Jack Sparrow then dismissed himself to get some rum.

The bards, seeing Sparrow rummage through the rum supply, begin to formulate plans to do away with him.

They decided to steal his rum.

Sparrow immediately draws his cutlass, and jumps into battle against the bards.

The bards having an advantage knock out Jack and stole his rum.

But the bards soon realize that they stole their own rum, so they have to give the rum to Jack before they can steal it.

With this ultimately confusing logic behind them, the bards begin to sing a ditty.

Then one of the bard falls into kraken infested waters ....

The bards begin running around in circles, screaming and going crazy.