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Granted, it's HTS flavored.
I wish for a Nerf Vortex blaster. |
Granted, you suck at it.
I wish for my football team to be awesome. |
Granted, they are awesome at losing.
I wish for a surprise. |
Granted, happy pukeday!!!
I wish for a dog. |
Granted, but it's a giant dog named Jeremy who eats you.
I wish for a bowl of mushrooms |
Granted, but they're the poisonous kind.
I wish for a football. |
Granted, but it's a grenade in disguise.
I wish for a mansion that is awesome |
Granted, its haunted by swords. Ow.
I wish for awesomeness. |
Granted. You've become so awesome you neglected to see Davy Jones standing behind you.
I wish for Egg Nog |
Granted, it's pirate juice flavored.
I wish for a football. |
Granted. You lose all memory of what to use a football for.
I wish for a pet jaguar that shall vanquish my foes. |
But you are your own enemy.
I wish for it to be exactly a week from today. |
granted, but you forget all memory of your past
i wish for a famed sword |
Granted. You get the famed rusty cutlass.
I wish for a chicken potion. |
Granted, you turn into a chicken.
I wish for a Christmas tree. |
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