throwing dirt to his face because...

Your in Dueces Wild, where Dirt is a custom!( I do my studying, rofl:D ) he get VERY mad and.....

then falls overboard when you....

shoot him in the foot. you laugh and........

the crew ties you to a cannon and throws you overboard when...

You try to go to Timbuktu to get a platipi army...

...then you laugh at your own silliness when...

A Pirate Lord Named Swash Comes and loans you his ship then you.....

say " HI SWASHIE " cuz he was on vacation, and he's back, and U thank him by....

Giving him a Bag of Gold then a Ship comes by with the name of.....

the monkeebut and you laugh so hard at the name that u.......

Accidentally Throw a Grenade at The Monkeebut and it Explodes to reveal another ship with the name of....

S.S Pickle. YOu decide to eat it when....

It Sinks and Behind it comes a third ship with the name of....

Bacon Defender and you ask....