HOLY SHMOKES!!!!! I've been away too long! my ban o meter is drained! Sven has the same initials as ' Shape, operate & simplify!!! ( I HATE math!!!!!! ) I missed a whole page of banning! And Ed is stealing me thunder and JACK THE MONKEY IS EATING MY CHEESE!!!!!!! THE BAN GAME IS TURNING TO PANDIMONIUM!!!!!! I ban all of you for making up this game and keeping it going so long causing me to go MAD!!!!!!! IAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I ban Sharkbane for not keeping his pirate cool...

I ban Zep every chance I get and because I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKK

I ban SOS cuz he is BAAACCCKKK!!!!

I ban Lizzy for being the second person I get to ban today!

I ban Sven becuz it's Monday....

i ban liz because her avatar says "yarr" when all REAL pirates know it to be ARR!

I ban Jason for being the first Co-GM of any guild I ban this month

I ban SOS cuz he has less posts than combatkitty

I ban Lizzy for thinking I care about how man posts I have..... besides I have a mood to make up for it! it has rum unlike yours!

i ban sven for being disrespectful enough to ban a Co-GM! the NERVE of some people!

Might as well ban Sven....what the heck....lol

i ban akamystic for banning someone for no reason whatsoever!

I ban Jason... for I am in a good mood now that my stomach stopped making noises...

i ban ed... for drinking enough rum to make his stomach make funny noises....