To be a mod, you have to be able to face 5 angry posters at once. And then some.

To be a mod ye must like rum,
ta be a mod, ye must chew gum!
To be a mod, ye must face t' Odd Jack,
to be a mod ye must taste ta godly snack,
ter be a mod, ye have ta like cheese,
or Jack, the Odd, will NOT BE PLEASED!!!!!!!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!

To be a mod you must notcie when you have started a new page...

To be a Mod, u gotta be non mad with power.

To be a mod you must not post on this rum heavy threads :P

To be a Mod, you must be able to predict the future.. like.

I predict at 1:09pm, Savvs will post:

To be a mod U MUST BAN THOSE WHO STTAND IN UR WAY! MUHAHAHA jk

To be a mod, you must.... have a good sense of humor...?

To be a mod, you must be either a) a member of Dueces Wild or b) Jack Ironmalley. :laughks2:

Haha. Not true!!! The newest mod is Ben, and he's not a Duece. Neither are Bat, nor Lady F. (We're workin on it tho.)

It was true yesterday (I think?) if you don't consider admins "mods" ;)

To be a mod, you must sink the Goliath with a stone.

Major apologies to Lady F. She is, a member of DW guild, even before I wrote this. It's just that since we never see her, I forgot she was a Duece.

To be a mod, you can't have an apology-gland in your throat. Basil is just a mini-mod.

To be a mod you must love spaghetti and make it a vital part of your everyday life.

To be a mod you cant be odd (that rules out u jack)