Granted, but nobody's avatar can be as awesome as mine.

I wish for a Blightfang Edge.

Ok, but you cant touch it.

I wish Mr. Awesome would realize that mine is more epic because mine Is actually listed in the right demensions, where his is to small width wise.

Granted but epic now means lame.

I wish for stinky gym socks.

Granted, but they come alive and eat you.

I wish for a lifetime supply of Heinz ketchup!

Granted, you get it all at once. It goes old and you get sick.

I wish for a scarlet dog.

Granted, but it stains everything it touches!

I wish for minions. MUAHAHAHA!!! ;)

Granted, but they mutiny and throw you off a cliff!

I wish for a second soul.

Granted. But the Grim Reaper becomes furious that he has to harvest you twice. So he steals your second soul and uses it to make himself come back to life and kill you so that he gets both souls. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ;)

I wish for Europe in POTCO.

Granted, but it's a scale model.

I wish for a ship.

Granted. But it came from the dollar store and sinks after five minutes.

I wish for a pet panda.

Granted. You get Panda3D.

I wish for something.

Granted, but seeing as you asked for something, and nearly everything in the world could be classed as something, it all falls on top of you, and you are crushed.

I wish Cuba will be destroyed.

Granted, but you're on Cuba

I wish for a watch.

Granted, but the watch is the detonator for a bomb in your pocket. When you try to set the time,........ well...... you know what happens next. ;)

I wish to wish a wish and swish for fish on my Ish wish dish! ;) (if you know what i'm talking about)

Granted - that was Gibberish for 'I wish for my trousers to fall down'.

I wish for a Thing of Great Wonder.

Granted, but that thing happens to be the greenish meat.

I wish you would understand English. (that was Dr. Seuss!)

Granted, but Dr. Seuss isn't classed as English... (classed as nonsense)

I wish for a long journey...

Granted, but you die along the way.

I wish that you would get me rum! please?????

You want MY rum? Okay then...

I wish for a slice of ham.

Granted. But it came from me...

I wish for Jack Sparrow's rum.

Granted but only 1 ounce is left.

No wishes... nun4u

I wish people would start posting more.

Granted but everybody gets threds mixed up and its chaos of people posting (seemingly) random things.

I wish for a active friendly guild of 500 loyal guild members eternally.

And I wish that people arent so involved in celebreties lives... which means NO, andy, I dont think there is such thing.


I wish for new throwing knives.

Granted but the Jack Sparrow comes and confuses you so you forget your reason.

I wish for a turkey.

Granted, but it runs away.

I wish for a new activity thread, with a new game.

Granted but the game is horrible and the thread closes.

I wish for a toe.

Granted, but it is made of rock, and when you try to bite its nails, your teeth fall out. (yuck!)

I wish for unlimited Unlimited access that's free to use.

Granted but basic and unlimited have switched places

I wish for many ship cuztomizations.

Granted, but the minimum amount of gold needed is 200,001.

I wish for a bonus of 100,000 gold.

Granted, but as it is being shipped to you, I sink the ship and steal it.

I wish for Rome to be mine! MUWHAHAHA! MUWHAHAHA! MU-*Head Blows Up*

Granted, but you end up like Mussolini. (search it up if you don't know)

I wish for a level 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.99999999999 pirate. (lol. one hit Smasho and Jolly with him :p)

Granted but the your account becomes hacked and erased.

I wish for a lion

(BTW I know who Mussolini is)

Granted,but it swallows all your favourite weapons.
Me want SOTL.
PS:Mussolini was the dictator in Italy,overthrown in '44.

Your Ship of the Line has less HP than a light sloop and no broadside or deck guns.

I wish for a bottle of Monster Rum.

Granted, but it was poisoned.

I wish for a lifetime supply of peanut butter. ;)

Granted but the lids to the jars get glued with peanut butter.

I wish for an island.

Granted, but Jolly Roger invades and you, being the only person there, get annihilated.

I wish for a bagel.

Granted. (I rubbed poison into it)

I wish I had The Power.

Granted, but Davy steals it from you.

I wish I had a friend. :D

Granted but he is an inactive noob, but then I come along..

I wish for pizza.

Granted, but it's a chew-toy that has been slobbered all over by a dog.

I wish for a puppy! :D

Granted but it runs away.

I wish for a car.

Granted, but seeing as this is the Caribbean in the 18th century, your car disappears because it hasn't been invented yet.

I wish grenades were easier to master.

Granted, but that means you have less experience with using them and you bow yourself up. O_O

I wish for a one hundred dollar bill to float through the window and land in my wallet!

Granted - did I mention it was on fire?

I wish I had a pet meteor.

Granted, but it catches YOUR money on fire.

I wish for a Mac laptop so that there wouldn't be so much lag while playing POTCO.

Granted! but sadly.... it gets rained on stepped on OOhh and! gets put in a trash compactor ha ha.

I wish for the slowest computer ever!

Granted, it's so slow that while you're trying to access the Internet to post here, the computer gets overpowered and explodes... in front of you. Ouch.

I wish for a new beginning.

Granted, but since it is different than the one already used, you simply don't exist. :p

I wish for an invincible Mac Book Pro.

Granted, but you're mugged and it's stolen.

I wish for a maraca.

Granted... but every time you shake it EXPLODES :P

I wish that I had an uninvincible mac book air!

Granted but since it's uninvincible it self destructs.

I wish for a firey skull.

Granted. You get Davy Fireskull. And he is not happy that he was teleported away from his rum.

I wish for the sea to be replaced with rum.

Granted but when you swim in it your eyes BURN!

I wish for a cool new uncorruptable sword!

Granted! But you accidentally stab yourself with it!

I wish for a Ship of the Line with Explosive broadsides and Firebrand deck guns!

Granted! But there's one in the world and its MINE! :D

I wish for a bird.

Granted but.... I think my cat just found lunch.

I wish for an totally cool and unorruptable sword that cant hurt me and it cant be taken or lost!

Granted, but its so perfect that you're mobbed to death by adoring fans.

I wish for savvy-ness. Savvy?

Ok, but but its so much savvy that your head explodes. Savy?

I wish 4 awesomeness

Granted,... but you become infuriated by the fact that Mr. Awesome has the most awesomeness in the Caribbean that YOU'RE head explodes.

I wish for nothing.

Granted! But nothing happens...

I wish for a Dagger of the Dark Idol.

Granted, but it is so powerful that you're arm falls off to to its intense power.

I wish for the best clothing in the Caribbean.

Granted! But Peddlers bring the best clothes from Europe to the Caribbean the very next morning...

I wish for a Thunderspine Blade...

MA didn't write a wish. 0: WISH STICK!!!!!

I wish for FENIAS AND PHERB!!!!

Um.. I did wish for something...

Granted! But they both get eaten by the monster...

None 4 u!

I wish for a swift foot (just 1 not 2)

Granted, but it blows up.

I wish that this wish couldn't backfire.

Granted, but you turn around and backfire becomes frontfire.

I wish for a Rhino :D

Granted, but it gets hungry and eats you.

I wish to gain even more highscores than I have today!

(Rhinos don't eat people -_-)

Granted, but then I come and beat ALL high scores!

I wish for a office chair.

Granted, but it is made of chocolate and melts.

I wish for $1. xD

Granted, but it falls out of your hand into the shredder.

I wish for chocolate!

Granted, but it melts. Didn't you learn from Hammy?

I wish for purple hair.

Granted, but it washed out the next time you took a shower.

I wish for better typing

granted it is open but for just enough time for you to log on

I wish that it would never have bugs like this

Granted, but everything else you do will be bugged, including non-virtual things

I wish I was level 51

Granted but your lv 51 is always groggy and has 1000 health and lv 7 weapons

I wish for a wish with no corruption

Granted, you get your wish. But seeing as you have wished for a wish, you have used up your wish and at the same time you have gained a wish. So you wished your wish away, gained a wish that you can't wish, and now you have an unwishable wish. So you corrupted your own wish.

I wish for a maggot.

granted and a maggot is already gross and corrupted so i see no need to corrupt it further

I wish flies did not exist

Granted, but seeing as you can't turn back time, the flies are wiped out, and everyone knows you are to blame. Some people like flies, so I'm afraid you'll have to get used to bricks being thrown at your windows...

I wish for a piece of chiffon.

granted what ever that is its moldy

I wish that I had more soda

Granted, but it is all poisoned by Davy.

NUN4U!

I wish for dog.

granted but the dog has rabies and bites you

I wish for food look at my mood that will tel you why

Granted, but my dog eats it in transit

I wish for geedy to be my pet.

Granted, but he bites...

I wish for a Doom Stinger.

Granted, but it stings you. xD

rofl... was that the first time I haven't wished!???!?!?

I wish for POTCO to work again. :(

Granted, but it crashes and your computer has blue screen of death!

I wish for a green screen of life!

Granted, but the screen of life is your working computer... so you already have it.

I wish for non-corruptible chocolate.

Granted, but it gets lost in wish transit and you get a office chair instead.

I wish for something pointy

Granted, but you that pointy object is my sword and you get it through the chest.

I wish for a Doom Stinger.

Granted but it is mine and I use it against you.

I wish for rocks

Granted, but that rock is a Troll and he eats you.

I wish for a Blightfang Edge.

Granted, but that is also mine and is also used against you.

NUN4U!!!!!

I wish for an Emerald Curse Blade.

Granted, see above.

I wish for you to have no more wishes.

granted NUN4U!!!!!


I wish t have every sigle legendary lol

I know some won who has the emerlad curseblade