Jack Sparrow runs away using the speed foot glitch (this was before it was fixed ;))

He gets on the black pearl.

The swift foot glitch causes the ship to go faster, for no apparent reason.

Then an SOTl manned by my old guild MIS ops out of the sea like the flying dutchman and blows the stuffing out of the BP.

jack sparrows gets eaten by the kraken suddenly (the way he has in the movie)
before he goes in he says "Hello Beasty."

That's when, suddenly, Cap'n Jack and another pirate are both barfed up by the Kraken in Davy Jone's locker, and the other pirate happens to be......

JOE!!!!!!

joe then blows up and gets sent to a a distance world and could never return again

It's Davy Jone's locker. They're dead. Nowhere else to go. They're stuck.

Joe and Cap'n Jack stare at each other before Cap'n Jack says, "Who are you, stranger?"

He says, "Im joe.

Jack nods, realizing his name is Joe.

He then realizes that there is no rum.

MIS stares at the kraken, who waves, and disappears and MIS gets it as a pet.

Jack and Joe get bored.

Jack tells Joe: "I'm bored."

the black pearl suddenly fall on their backs

Joe decides to rename himself to Yankinyo Amoff.

He then realizes he nickname would Yank.

So he yanks his arm off.

his arm comes back on and to pealr pushes them 1 million feet into the sand

Jack and Joe don't like being buried under a million feet of sand, so they try to find a way to get out.

Pepe la peu comes and attacks

turns out it was a beef been burrito and jack ate it and .....

Puked it out, it turned out that a hint of horseradish was mixed in with the burrito.

They climb out, and joe gets bored of jacks face, and shoots him.

However, with his pretend gun, for they are in Davy Jone's locker, and there is no weapons, and also, no rum.

NO RUM!!!!!

a rum barrel appears,but they have to pay for in rum barrel tax

Jack says " Taxs are for chumps." I, Jason Shorewrecker, then hit him with my pistol and steal his rum.

Jack chases Jason for the rest of his life.

So the story of Jack, Jason, and Joe concludes, and they live their miserable lives in Davy Jone's locker. Huh, they all started with J.

New Story!

Jack, a local rum master, and rum taxer, was trying to build a drink replicator.

He thought of an idea and went to the Stupidest man in the Caribbean.

This man, was named Stealthy Cannoneer.

Hah, just kidding.

Jack needed a new lackey, and he needed somebody to boss around.

Jack found a little dude to boss around, and his name was......

I so want to put Sharky.

And so I am!

His name was Sharktooth.

But Jack decided to like Sharktooth, so he took him to his ship and made him Co-Captain. :D

But decided to demote him to Quartermaster after seeing his lack of grammar.

It's Co-captain.

But then he sees him kill a Juggernaut single handed and promotes him back.

And the C in Captain should be capitalized.

So, the two marauders look for their next Port-of-Call.

They walk into padres del feugo, where there is an invasion and they see me chop jolly up and mail him to RC

Jack then asks Seaking, "Would you like to join my crew and become one of my many rum minions?"

SEAKING accepts and is forced to work below deck, making rum. 4ever.

suddenly a portal open a nuke comes out of it and the portal closes.

That nuke hits the Kraken and it almost explodes. 0_o

I was drunk when i said yes, so i get bored and remove jacks vital organs with my cutlass, then, just to make sure he is dead, chop up his brain, feed it to jack the monkey, then keep his skull as a trophy, then put an anti-coming back for the dead curse on him. :):)

over kill, i know, but over kill is my middle name ;)

another spelling error shark? *sigh*

another nuke comes out and its a homing nuke and it aimed at shark from bad spelling

^ I type too fast Killgunner :P

But I use the force on it to turn it somewhere else. Like the West Pole.

LOL

well then our main characters are sailing on the BP, and people are now bowing to me and shark, becuase i told them to

Except for Iron Anvil for he bows for no one!

So then i throw him off

Iron Anvil grabs hold of the anchor that the boat is attached to and pulles himself to reclaim his commandeerd ship.

And I throw 23 off.

I grab a broad side cannon and swing up then shoot shark tooth, who i made everyone bow to

That was my fake dude guy. I go to a tavern with Jack and get some rum.

I'm now captain of the BP and i have the kraken on my side, so i order the krarken to blockade what ever island your taverns on, curse you with the black spot, then make preparations for the siege of what ever island your on

Then while Sharktooth was at the tavern i claim my ship back for he was not around to keep it.

The Kraken can't curse me because I am on land. :P I fly away using my voodoo that I do so well.

i sink irons ship with one cannon ball, and i'm friends with tia and she makes it so you cant use voodoo and you land in the middle of no where with sharks around who are made for stealing there teeth

I have known tia for a much longer time than you so she sinks a diff ship and uses her voodoo to make u think that she did the deed.

i made a deal with davy jones to get the black pearl in exchange for seaking's soul and he accepts

I make a deal with JOLLY ROGER to hunt down Davy with his undead armada.

Oh yah did i mention we win!!

oh did i mention u got blasted with the nuke sharktooth used the force on?

oh did i mention that i was not there for that so therefor it dose not apply for me.

did i say where? no? so u were there.

i then hire greedy to fix the cannon on the bottom deck then i pay him within 1-200k gold

I take the flying dutchman for my self, and order the kraken to destroy the BP

Ah yes well that would be all fine and dandy and every thing but the BP is proteted by tias voodoo.

Wow, I've been away for ages. Would anyone mind filling me in on what has happened since I left? The I will start helping to make the story.

Um there was a battle with making deals and tia voodoo and stuff lol.

WEll i have the kraken and the flying dutch man, and i now trying to steal the pearl.

Pay tia to remove the voodoo curse on the BP, to i board it and order my fish people to kill everyone.

Alright guys, I'm not trying to be rude at all, but from now on, can we stay on one topic? Last I checked, we were on my crew's adventure, and now, fish people? You can make the sentences as random as you want, but please, for pete's sake, stay on the character's story until it looks as if the tale is finished.

So, now! Let us start over.

Davy Jones, lord and leader of the Flying Dutchman, was in charge of the seas, but couldn't take his mind off of his once great love, Calypso.

Sometimes he would get so lost in thought about her that he would find himself chewing his tentically beard.

He thought it tasted like Calamari, but chewing on it also hurt himself.

One day, he was so lost in thought about her that he stopped eating!

He then went about to play his melancholy song about his fair maiden.

All of the sudden, a cannonball smashed through the wall, and destroyed his organ!

He looked through the window and saw the HMS Invincible outside his vessel!

He orders his fish people to attack, and the mere smell kills the captain.

But, the cronies didn't realize that the rest of the crew had noseplugs!

So they kill them all, and become cheesy sales men and sell there nose plugs for
"'19.95 plus ship and handling! but WAIT! that's not all! if you buy a hundred dollar product, we give you this for double the price! yeah that's right, double the price! but WAIT! we'll double the offer! then! all you have to do is sit back and throw your money away and this dum and useless product"

using this product against fish people will result in the black spot or a slap and a live badger up the nose, then the flying dutch man will come after you. enjoy!

Then the cronies stop daydreaming about infomercials, which hasn't been invented yet.

SO they go back to the flying dutch man and enjoy a meal of sea food when they relive there eating there cousins.

The seafood turns out to be still living, which makes it sushi.

So then they decide to attack worlds end.

However, Cap'n Davy Jones belays that order.

to they throw him off the edge

However, Davy Jones is invincible, and, when he comes back onboard the Dutchman, he kills all his crew and hires a new, extremly obedient batch of henchmen.

Davy orders them to attack anyone who has imposed rum tax on anyone or anything, so, they go after ship steel.

This Ship Steel ends up being a homeless man, who gambled away a fortune.

My name is not Ship Steel.

Then they go after JACK shipsteel

LOL its an activity forum war between me and jack ship steel.
P.S theres a game called the compliment game.. you should try it, even though you would be bad at it and it would be hard for other people to compliment you :D

And JACK shipsteel is a Navy Officer.

That is still not my name.

Iron Anvil is an EITC officer

Iron Anvil IS my name lol

off topic are we?


davy jones fixes his organ

while his first mate takes his key

davy jones stabs his first mate and gets key back

then his first mate comes back alive over through davy .

only if davy jones lets him an he doesnt

a portal opens a nuke comes out and the portal closes

The first mate is like " WHERE DID THAT THING COME FROM IT HURT!!!?!?!?!"

Davy Jones blows up the first mate with the nuke.

the kraken comes to fly dutchman awaying orders from davy jones

Sith kinghts sentence is translated in the orders

suddenly it tranlates into dog going in davy jones locker forever (only because u tryed to sentecened me )

Dog then goes Sparrow style and escapes the locker assisted by the rock crabs.